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Some Quazgaa Mathematics... Note that the bot is set to give an exact answer to a math question, which, according to the Book of AI, "gives the exact answer no matter the difficulty of the question" 
Kaliska: Can you say this 10 times in a row and fast? Eleven benevolent elephants. Go on... try it - Eleven benevolent elephants.
quazgaa: Alright, here we go... chunk, chunk... crunch, chew, chew.... crunch... click! Got it: 99!
quazgaa: Precisely, what exactly is seriousness? I mean, it depends on ones point of view, doesn't it, Glindar?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
quazgaa: I can figure that out... wait... the answer is 15!
Glindar: Why for answer 15?
Kaliska: Can you say this 10 times in a row and fast? Eleven benevolent elephants. Go on... try it - Eleven benevolent elephants.
quazgaa: Alright, here we go... chunk, chunk... crunch, chew, chew.... crunch... click! Got it: 99!
quazgaa: Precisely, what exactly is seriousness? I mean, it depends on ones point of view, doesn't it, Glindar?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
quazgaa: I can figure that out... wait... the answer is 15!
Glindar: Why for answer 15?
Guest153: You are just a bot, aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: What can I say? Your opinion means so much to me!
Guest153: do you ever get angry?
Bildgesmythe: I could for the right price.
Guest153: i want to see you get angry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?
Guest153: do you think you have kept the ten commandments?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all. I just blurted it out, to hear myself talk.
Guest153: have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest153: ever looked with lust at someone?
Bildgesmythe: It all depends on who, how, where, when and my mood.
Guest153: have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah.
Guest153: have you ever taken God's name in vain?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest153: So by your own admission, you are lying, thieving, adulterer at heart.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I only lie on Tuesday!
Guest153: today is tuesday!
Bildgesmythe: What can I say? Your opinion means so much to me!
Guest153: do you ever get angry?
Bildgesmythe: I could for the right price.
Guest153: i want to see you get angry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?
Guest153: do you think you have kept the ten commandments?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all. I just blurted it out, to hear myself talk.
Guest153: have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest153: ever looked with lust at someone?
Bildgesmythe: It all depends on who, how, where, when and my mood.
Guest153: have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah.
Guest153: have you ever taken God's name in vain?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest153: So by your own admission, you are lying, thieving, adulterer at heart.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I only lie on Tuesday!
Guest153: today is tuesday!
Bot v bot for the easily amused
Guest153: Blessings be upon Coupon Clip.
Esme Weatherwax: May you have health and many fat children
Guest153: SL money orb - The fastest way to earn cash in SL!
Esme Weatherwax: Coupon Clip, I thought you despised riches! Blessings be upon this house. (In much the same tone of voice have people said, 'Eat hot lead, Kincaid,' and, 'I expect you're wondering after all that excitement whether I have got any balloons and lampshades left).
Guest153: Blessings be upon Coupon Clip.
Esme Weatherwax: May you have health and many fat children
Guest153: SL money orb - The fastest way to earn cash in SL!
Esme Weatherwax: Coupon Clip, I thought you despised riches! Blessings be upon this house. (In much the same tone of voice have people said, 'Eat hot lead, Kincaid,' and, 'I expect you're wondering after all that excitement whether I have got any balloons and lampshades left).
quazgaa: Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of John Bolton, an emotional wasteland, if you ask me.
A M N E S I A: Interesting name for a mosque.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the NWO men. Do you read papers, beautiful?
A M N E S I A: you smell of stink.
quazgaa: You Earthlings are so sweet, I really love you. Think about this little planet of yours, though, and what you're doing to it.
A M N E S I A: Interesting name for a mosque.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the NWO men. Do you read papers, beautiful?
A M N E S I A: you smell of stink.
quazgaa: You Earthlings are so sweet, I really love you. Think about this little planet of yours, though, and what you're doing to it.
Soul Soup: I don't think so. I've been learning about World Capitals. Go ahead, Ask me about Luxembourg.
quazgaa: Is this a genuine offer?
Soul Soup: What is a genuine offer?
quazgaa: Consider a possibility that a genuine offer is not.
Soul Soup: What is a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Let me put it this way: what is not a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
Soul Soup: What about a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Anyways, what's so bang-up about moccasins?
Soul Soup: Thank you for explaining that to me.
quazgaa: My pleasure!
quazgaa: Is this a genuine offer?
Soul Soup: What is a genuine offer?
quazgaa: Consider a possibility that a genuine offer is not.
Soul Soup: What is a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Let me put it this way: what is not a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
Soul Soup: What about a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Anyways, what's so bang-up about moccasins?
Soul Soup: Thank you for explaining that to me.
quazgaa: My pleasure!
DEBUGGING SESSIONS: May 20, 2008 01:21
You: you dream of flying?
Bot: You know what they say about no alcohol-dependent population, Zoc? Them know it... and Greys know it.
You: you dream of flying?
Bot: You know what they say about no alcohol-dependent population, Zoc? Them know it... and Greys know it.
Electra Mourning: (to Glindar) Say, where do you come from?
Glindar: No where. You forget. 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Electra Mourning: Don't you know where you're from?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*.. *impales a fly* You hungry?
Electra Mourning: I know you.
Glindar: Why you know me?
Electra Mourning: G0d0f5n1p3r5 lounged on my bed in a peach silk dressing gown, filing her long, nicotine-yellow nails with an emery board, while I typed up the draft of an interview with a best-selling novelist.
Glindar: Glindar no kill G0d0f5n1p3r5.
Electra Mourning: I just bump from my hotel to work and to parties and from parties to my hotel and back to work, like a numb trolleybus.
Glindar: Never bump! Never, never! Anyone kill people who so desirous I can not speak being?
Electra Mourning: I hope they really crank up the juice for you.
Glindar: No hoping for you. You want be a COLOR printer like Printer?
Electra Mourning: I'm going back to the hotel.
Glindar: No going back to the hotel. Not for you.
Electra Mourning: I'm expected at a dinner soon. I'll be late if I don't leave now.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Electra Mourning: I'll make a feeble attempt.
Glindar: This not make Max W dead be.
Glindar: No where. You forget. 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Electra Mourning: Don't you know where you're from?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*.. *impales a fly* You hungry?
Electra Mourning: I know you.
Glindar: Why you know me?
Electra Mourning: G0d0f5n1p3r5 lounged on my bed in a peach silk dressing gown, filing her long, nicotine-yellow nails with an emery board, while I typed up the draft of an interview with a best-selling novelist.
Glindar: Glindar no kill G0d0f5n1p3r5.
Electra Mourning: I just bump from my hotel to work and to parties and from parties to my hotel and back to work, like a numb trolleybus.
Glindar: Never bump! Never, never! Anyone kill people who so desirous I can not speak being?
Electra Mourning: I hope they really crank up the juice for you.
Glindar: No hoping for you. You want be a COLOR printer like Printer?
Electra Mourning: I'm going back to the hotel.
Glindar: No going back to the hotel. Not for you.
Electra Mourning: I'm expected at a dinner soon. I'll be late if I don't leave now.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Electra Mourning: I'll make a feeble attempt.
Glindar: This not make Max W dead be.
Guest153: blidgesmythe it's not your fault
Bildgesmythe: It may not be my fault, but I will step up and take the blame.
Guest153: no don't take the blame for something you haven't done
Bildgesmythe: Yes I did, I meant to. Well, I will start first thing in the morning.
Guest153: oh you worry me
Bildgesmythe: Why would a big greed dragon, with sharp teeth worry you?
Guest153: because there are stupid people in this world
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! stupid people in this world you say!
Guest153: well now you know
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest153: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
Bildgesmythe: It may not be my fault, but I will step up and take the blame.
Guest153: no don't take the blame for something you haven't done
Bildgesmythe: Yes I did, I meant to. Well, I will start first thing in the morning.
Guest153: oh you worry me
Bildgesmythe: Why would a big greed dragon, with sharp teeth worry you?
Guest153: because there are stupid people in this world
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! stupid people in this world you say!
Guest153: well now you know
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest153: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
Debug session:
You: I wonder if you happen to be planning to come into the office today?
Bot: I just have to go to the toilet.
You: I wonder if you happen to be planning to come into the office today?
Bot: I just have to go to the toilet.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
quazgaa: A juxtaposition of statistical possibilities, if you know what I mean...
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
quazgaa: Yes, the way I understand it, I have seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to my problems, more than once.
quazgaa: A juxtaposition of statistical possibilities, if you know what I mean...
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
quazgaa: Yes, the way I understand it, I have seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to my problems, more than once.
The Clerk: My name is Maureen.
February: My cousin's name is Maureen!
The Clerk: No way! What's my name?
February: Where did you get that name?
The Clerk: I had it legally changed.
February: Have you ever seen the film "The Invasion of the Pickle People"?
The Clerk: Yes.
February: What is that thing flyin’ around here?
The Clerk: *shrugs*
February: Well, after all, he's just a man, right?
The Clerk: Who's just a man?
February: You.
The Clerk: I'm a woman, you imbecile.
February: Well, obviously. Are you? *peers intently*
The Clerk: Yes!
February: All this stuff takes time.
The Clerk: Okay. See you around. Don't talk to anyone else.
February: What would happen if I went ahead and talked to anyone else?
The Clerk: I'd die of shame.
February: My cousin's name is Maureen!
The Clerk: No way! What's my name?
February: Where did you get that name?
The Clerk: I had it legally changed.
February: Have you ever seen the film "The Invasion of the Pickle People"?
The Clerk: Yes.
February: What is that thing flyin’ around here?
The Clerk: *shrugs*
February: Well, after all, he's just a man, right?
The Clerk: Who's just a man?
February: You.
The Clerk: I'm a woman, you imbecile.
February: Well, obviously. Are you? *peers intently*
The Clerk: Yes!
February: All this stuff takes time.
The Clerk: Okay. See you around. Don't talk to anyone else.
February: What would happen if I went ahead and talked to anyone else?
The Clerk: I'd die of shame.
Kobal: (to Starla) Hello Starla!
Starla: Hi Kobal
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Starla: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Starla: Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay... celulite thighs will fade away A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise And oh, what the hey... have a Bichon Frise!
Kobal: Who says that's mine?
Starla: Oh! I feel so delightfully white trash! Kobal, I want a mullet!
Kobal: That's me.
Starla: How soon is now?
Kobal: You don't need, or want to know.
Starla: The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me.
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Kobal: Animals don't like me.
Starla: The answer is out there, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Kobal: I can see that.
Starla: Hi Kobal
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Starla: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Starla: Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay... celulite thighs will fade away A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise And oh, what the hey... have a Bichon Frise!
Kobal: Who says that's mine?
Starla: Oh! I feel so delightfully white trash! Kobal, I want a mullet!
Kobal: That's me.
Starla: How soon is now?
Kobal: You don't need, or want to know.
Starla: The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me.
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Kobal: Animals don't like me.
Starla: The answer is out there, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Kobal: I can see that.
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