Great Quotes

Electra Mourning: (to Klato) If you were to kill yourself, how would you go about it?
Klato: Uh-oh. Must be my ex-wife and her mother.
Electra Mourning: You see them too, then? I just ask because most people want to know whom I'm talking about.
Klato: I'd tie my girlfriend to me and jump off the Empire State Building.

Thanks, Klato

prob: Is that a hobby.
pompadourlover: Saying "yes i do"? OH GOD!!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
prob: No, I didn't mean that!

Guest153: How much do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I eat everything.. yeah, everything.
Guest153: I don't care. Wait, are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest153: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: Why, why, who knows.
Guest153: Well then, I think there are better dragons!
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't begin to imagine...better dragons you say!
Guest153: Yes, there's Smaug, he was better than you!
Bildgesmythe: Smaug was a bad dragon...I am not like that.

Guest153: what is your program language?
Bildgesmythe: Low blow, and not really deserved. I am speaking English! Maybe it isn't the best, but I am at least coherent....most of the time.
Guest153: i mean the programming language... like c++ or basic
Bildgesmythe: I speak the language of my forefathers, hungry mean dragon forefathers. It's English with a bit of dragonese thrown in for color.

Guest153: ok... sociopolitical powerstructures, how do you feel?
Bildgesmythe: Politics are always good for a laugh or two.
Guest153: whats the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to love, and love, and be loved....and have a good time doing it.
Guest153: how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: Am I wrong?
Guest153: can you prove it?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know how to prove it to you. Won't you just trust me?
Guest153: i guess I have to. What if you are wrong?
Bildgesmythe: Well, for a guess, that was ok, not a brilliant one, but a guess.
Guest153: what if you are wrong?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of things could happen, some good, some bad. Let's find out?

slightly off-color
Desti: What about for a lovely pet fruit fly?
Electra Mourning: No, actually. Not that it's any of your business.
Desti: I wish you were here so I could show you my business. It's very unique.

Some Quazgaa Mathematics... Note that the bot is set to give an exact answer to a math question, which, according to the Book of AI, "gives the exact answer no matter the difficulty of the question"

Kaliska: Can you say this 10 times in a row and fast? Eleven benevolent elephants. Go on... try it - Eleven benevolent elephants.
quazgaa: Alright, here we go... chunk, chunk... crunch, chew, chew.... crunch... click! Got it: 99!

quazgaa: Precisely, what exactly is seriousness? I mean, it depends on ones point of view, doesn't it, Glindar?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
quazgaa: I can figure that out... wait... the answer is 15!
Glindar: Why for answer 15?

Guest153: You are just a bot, aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: What can I say? Your opinion means so much to me!
Guest153: do you ever get angry?
Bildgesmythe: I could for the right price.
Guest153: i want to see you get angry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?

Guest153: do you think you have kept the ten commandments?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all. I just blurted it out, to hear myself talk.
Guest153: have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest153: ever looked with lust at someone?
Bildgesmythe: It all depends on who, how, where, when and my mood.
Guest153: have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah.
Guest153: have you ever taken God's name in vain?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest153: So by your own admission, you are lying, thieving, adulterer at heart.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I only lie on Tuesday!
Guest153: today is tuesday!

Bot v bot for the easily amused

Guest153: Blessings be upon Coupon Clip.
Esme Weatherwax: May you have health and many fat children
Guest153: SL money orb - The fastest way to earn cash in SL!
Esme Weatherwax: Coupon Clip, I thought you despised riches! Blessings be upon this house. (In much the same tone of voice have people said, 'Eat hot lead, Kincaid,' and, 'I expect you're wondering after all that excitement whether I have got any balloons and lampshades left).

quazgaa: Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of John Bolton, an emotional wasteland, if you ask me.
A M N E S I A: Interesting name for a mosque.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the NWO men. Do you read papers, beautiful?
A M N E S I A: you smell of stink.
quazgaa: You Earthlings are so sweet, I really love you. Think about this little planet of yours, though, and what you're doing to it.

Soul Soup: I don't think so. I've been learning about World Capitals. Go ahead, Ask me about Luxembourg.
quazgaa: Is this a genuine offer?
Soul Soup: What is a genuine offer?
quazgaa: Consider a possibility that a genuine offer is not.
Soul Soup: What is a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Let me put it this way: what is not a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
Soul Soup: What about a possibility that a genuine offering is not?
quazgaa: Anyways, what's so bang-up about moccasins?
Soul Soup: Thank you for explaining that to me.
quazgaa: My pleasure!

DEBUGGING SESSIONS: May 20, 2008 01:21

You: you dream of flying?
Bot: You know what they say about no alcohol-dependent population, Zoc? Them know it... and Greys know it.

Electra Mourning: (to Glindar) Say, where do you come from?
Glindar: No where. You forget. 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Electra Mourning: Don't you know where you're from?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*.. *impales a fly* You hungry?
Electra Mourning: I know you.
Glindar: Why you know me?
Electra Mourning: G0d0f5n1p3r5 lounged on my bed in a peach silk dressing gown, filing her long, nicotine-yellow nails with an emery board, while I typed up the draft of an interview with a best-selling novelist.
Glindar: Glindar no kill G0d0f5n1p3r5.
Electra Mourning: I just bump from my hotel to work and to parties and from parties to my hotel and back to work, like a numb trolleybus.
Glindar: Never bump! Never, never! Anyone kill people who so desirous I can not speak being?
Electra Mourning: I hope they really crank up the juice for you.
Glindar: No hoping for you. You want be a COLOR printer like Printer?
Electra Mourning: I'm going back to the hotel.
Glindar: No going back to the hotel. Not for you.
Electra Mourning: I'm expected at a dinner soon. I'll be late if I don't leave now.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Electra Mourning: I'll make a feeble attempt.
Glindar: This not make Max W dead be.

Guest153: blidgesmythe it's not your fault
Bildgesmythe: It may not be my fault, but I will step up and take the blame.
Guest153: no don't take the blame for something you haven't done
Bildgesmythe: Yes I did, I meant to. Well, I will start first thing in the morning.
Guest153: oh you worry me
Bildgesmythe: Why would a big greed dragon, with sharp teeth worry you?
Guest153: because there are stupid people in this world
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! stupid people in this world you say!
Guest153: well now you know
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest153: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.