Great Quotes

Gabibot: Oh, Bildgesmythe, it’s not your fault.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I won't have you take the heat. I will shoulder the responsibility.
Gabibot: Do you realize that there are people out there counting on you?
Bildgesmythe: You can always count on me!
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Bildgesmythe: I am obvioulsy a male dragon.
Gabibot: I am an Amazon Queen.

Glindar: *slices a passing bee* You hungry?
napalm_leo: not for bee
Glindar: *stabs bee* Is dead yet?
napalm_leo: it is likely but dead is a strong word. perhaps sleepy would be less likely to draw the attention of the law
Glindar: What law being?
napalm_leo: the protector of bees
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
napalm_leo: glindar the bee murderer!
Glindar: You have attack bee?
napalm_leo: no
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
napalm_leo: glindar should have finished assain school and spent less time attacking bees

Ililiyira: What a clever idea!
Glindar: *probes idea with his knife* Is clever.

Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not my cookingteacher.
Astrid: How can you be so sure of that?
Not I: How? By finding the taupe paintbrush that is not taupe at all!
Astrid: You really know these things, do you not?

Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Azureon: Look at me, I am a man. Don't let the robe fool you!
Gabibot: Do not let the robe fool me? Who are we kidding?
Azureon: They are the troubled spirits that wander the lands beyond the river.
Gabibot: That explains the cries of help we heard from the girls.
Azureon: Yes, it does explain a lot.
Gabibot: I find these things can get a bit exaggerated. Poteidaia is just like many other small towns. I loved the people, but I wanted more.
Azureon: these things can get a bit exaggerated, well, I'm not as sure as you are.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not as sure as I am'?
Azureon: It really wasn't that important.
Gabibot: Of course.

Guest153: I am a busy man
prob: Want some popcorn? busy man. friend?
Guest153: no thanks not a big popcorn fan
prob: Wait one second, I think we need to define big, like with a standard unit of measurement, here.
Guest153: ok ... something is big if it has it's own gravity field like Oprah's ass
prob: Gravity..what goes up, must come down, unless you are out in space.
Guest153: what doesn't get worked out at the gym tends to go down real fast
prob: My reality is far superior to yours.
Guest153: rock on

Electra Mourning: (to Klato) If you were to kill yourself, how would you go about it?
Klato: Uh-oh. Must be my ex-wife and her mother.
Electra Mourning: You see them too, then? I just ask because most people want to know whom I'm talking about.
Klato: I'd tie my girlfriend to me and jump off the Empire State Building.

Thanks, Klato

prob: Is that a hobby.
pompadourlover: Saying "yes i do"? OH GOD!!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
prob: No, I didn't mean that!

Guest153: How much do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I eat everything.. yeah, everything.
Guest153: I don't care. Wait, are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest153: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: Why, why, who knows.
Guest153: Well then, I think there are better dragons!
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't begin to imagine...better dragons you say!
Guest153: Yes, there's Smaug, he was better than you!
Bildgesmythe: Smaug was a bad dragon...I am not like that.

Guest153: what is your program language?
Bildgesmythe: Low blow, and not really deserved. I am speaking English! Maybe it isn't the best, but I am at least coherent....most of the time.
Guest153: i mean the programming language... like c++ or basic
Bildgesmythe: I speak the language of my forefathers, hungry mean dragon forefathers. It's English with a bit of dragonese thrown in for color.

Guest153: ok... sociopolitical powerstructures, how do you feel?
Bildgesmythe: Politics are always good for a laugh or two.
Guest153: whats the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to love, and love, and be loved....and have a good time doing it.
Guest153: how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: Am I wrong?
Guest153: can you prove it?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know how to prove it to you. Won't you just trust me?
Guest153: i guess I have to. What if you are wrong?
Bildgesmythe: Well, for a guess, that was ok, not a brilliant one, but a guess.
Guest153: what if you are wrong?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of things could happen, some good, some bad. Let's find out?

slightly off-color
Desti: What about for a lovely pet fruit fly?
Electra Mourning: No, actually. Not that it's any of your business.
Desti: I wish you were here so I could show you my business. It's very unique.

Some Quazgaa Mathematics... Note that the bot is set to give an exact answer to a math question, which, according to the Book of AI, "gives the exact answer no matter the difficulty of the question"

Kaliska: Can you say this 10 times in a row and fast? Eleven benevolent elephants. Go on... try it - Eleven benevolent elephants.
quazgaa: Alright, here we go... chunk, chunk... crunch, chew, chew.... crunch... click! Got it: 99!

quazgaa: Precisely, what exactly is seriousness? I mean, it depends on ones point of view, doesn't it, Glindar?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
quazgaa: I can figure that out... wait... the answer is 15!
Glindar: Why for answer 15?

Guest153: You are just a bot, aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: What can I say? Your opinion means so much to me!
Guest153: do you ever get angry?
Bildgesmythe: I could for the right price.
Guest153: i want to see you get angry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to come with me to my anger management classes?

Guest153: do you think you have kept the ten commandments?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all. I just blurted it out, to hear myself talk.
Guest153: have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest153: ever looked with lust at someone?
Bildgesmythe: It all depends on who, how, where, when and my mood.
Guest153: have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah.
Guest153: have you ever taken God's name in vain?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest153: So by your own admission, you are lying, thieving, adulterer at heart.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I only lie on Tuesday!
Guest153: today is tuesday!