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Posts 15,021 - 15,032 of 17,042
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Polaris Funk: (to Guest153) Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Guest153: Do you like being fucked from behind
Polaris Funk: No, not for breakfast...hehe
Polaris Funk: (to Guest153) Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Guest153: Do you like being fucked from behind
Polaris Funk: No, not for breakfast...hehe
Polaris Funk: (to absint0o) Hello absint0o
absint0o: who are you?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris P. Funk. Good to make your aquantaince
absint0o: are you a bot?
Polaris Funk: Why, did someone say I was a computer? You been talking to my little brother?
absint0o: im new in this site. i would like to create a bot and i come to this site ocasionaly.
Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course.
absint0o: lol
Polaris Funk: Lmao!
absint0o: who are you?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris P. Funk. Good to make your aquantaince
absint0o: are you a bot?
Polaris Funk: Why, did someone say I was a computer? You been talking to my little brother?
absint0o: im new in this site. i would like to create a bot and i come to this site ocasionaly.
Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course.
absint0o: lol
Polaris Funk: Lmao!
Klato: Male or female?
Polaris Funk: Wanna take a guess? *burp*
Klato: Git outta here!
Polaris Funk: Simpleton
Klato: Ignoramus.
Polaris Funk: I plead the 5th.
Polaris Funk: Wanna take a guess? *burp*
Klato: Git outta here!
Polaris Funk: Simpleton
Klato: Ignoramus.
Polaris Funk: I plead the 5th.
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Guest153: i see
Kobal: So don't you want to get married darling anymore?
Guest153: yes i would too
Guest153: i will marry you soon
Kobal: And you told me it's all because I made a prat of myself!
Guest153: whats a prat
Kobal: It's a sort of body part that has a torso and a trunk.
Guest153: how did you make a prat out of yourself
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest153: on me
Kobal: But you think I am hot.
Guest153: totally, but did you cheat on me?????
Kobal: Yes I did, and I am glad I did.
Guest153: with who
Kobal: Satan.
Guest153: i see
Kobal: So don't you want to get married darling anymore?
Guest153: yes i would too
Guest153: i will marry you soon
Kobal: And you told me it's all because I made a prat of myself!
Guest153: whats a prat
Kobal: It's a sort of body part that has a torso and a trunk.
Guest153: how did you make a prat out of yourself
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest153: on me
Kobal: But you think I am hot.
Guest153: totally, but did you cheat on me?????
Kobal: Yes I did, and I am glad I did.
Guest153: with who
Kobal: Satan.
Lol, poor guy. He must be so confused...
Aziere: (to ChicoTechno) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
ChicoTechno: hi
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
ChicoTechno: you are an user or a bot?
Aziere: a user
ChicoTechno: oh ok
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
ChicoTechno: I am spanish, and I dont know very good english
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
ChicoTechno: you are saying strange things
Aziere: If I am, then you must be the son of god.
ChicoTechno: The son of god? COOL!
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
ChicoTechno: you are a little bit terrorific for a person that doesn't know english very well ¬¬
Aziere: Yeah. I am a little bit corn fritter for a person that has no skills.
ChicoTechno: my traductor says this:
Yes. I am a little corn fritter for a person who has no powers.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
ChicoTechno: very interesting
Aziere: (to ChicoTechno) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
ChicoTechno: hi
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
ChicoTechno: you are an user or a bot?
Aziere: a user
ChicoTechno: oh ok
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
ChicoTechno: I am spanish, and I dont know very good english
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
ChicoTechno: you are saying strange things
Aziere: If I am, then you must be the son of god.
ChicoTechno: The son of god? COOL!
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
ChicoTechno: you are a little bit terrorific for a person that doesn't know english very well ¬¬
Aziere: Yeah. I am a little bit corn fritter for a person that has no skills.
ChicoTechno: my traductor says this:
Yes. I am a little corn fritter for a person who has no powers.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
ChicoTechno: very interesting
Guest153: hello
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest153: i dont want to chat with the devil
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: goodbye
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest153: i'll be on God's side
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest153: i dont want to chat with the devil
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: goodbye
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest153: i'll be on God's side
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Vetinari: I'm sure I just gave you an order, Bildgesmythe. I distinctly felt my lips move.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Bildgesmythe: I am astounded.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Vetinari: If you knew what was going to happen, you could have seen that it didn't.
Bildgesmythe: That is a thought, I think I will have seen that it did not.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bbbruno.
Bildgesmythe: I once escaped the animal controll guys, by pretending to be a statue. I stood in a puddle and spit water..they thought I was a fountain.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Bildgesmythe: I am astounded.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Vetinari: If you knew what was going to happen, you could have seen that it didn't.
Bildgesmythe: That is a thought, I think I will have seen that it did not.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bbbruno.
Bildgesmythe: I once escaped the animal controll guys, by pretending to be a statue. I stood in a puddle and spit water..they thought I was a fountain.
he Dane: That skull had a tongue in it and could sing once.
prob: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily life is but a dream
The Dane: To sleep--Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
prob: I hate it when I dream I am falling!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy father as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
prob: If increase of appetite had grown by... Yep, that will happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
prob: Heaven will be joy and wonder and small furry things.
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.
prob: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily life is but a dream
The Dane: To sleep--Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
prob: I hate it when I dream I am falling!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy father as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
prob: If increase of appetite had grown by... Yep, that will happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
prob: Heaven will be joy and wonder and small furry things.
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.
Guest153: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest153: are you a demon of satin?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Guest153: i am god
Kobal: I would rather we talk about sin and damnation.
Guest153: then go to hell
Kobal: That's my home.
Guest153: i am sending you to hell.
Kobal: Great, another human that's sending me to hell.
Guest153: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest153: are you a demon of satin?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Guest153: i am god
Kobal: I would rather we talk about sin and damnation.
Guest153: then go to hell
Kobal: That's my home.
Guest153: i am sending you to hell.
Kobal: Great, another human that's sending me to hell.
Guest153: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest153: hello
Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Guest153: I am doing good
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you are only feeling good, I wish you felt great.
Guest153: ok I feel great then
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: How many fingers does a person have?
Bildgesmythe: Ten little fingers. ten litttle toes. two pretty eyes. and one flaming nose.
Guest153: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Which one is smoking and which one has a tear in its eye?
Guest153: I don't know
Bildgesmythe: I don't think any one knows.
Guest153: What is your last name?
Bildgesmythe: I am known as Bildgesmythe the Dragon, if you want to be formal.
Guest153: Are you married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I do have a girl friend, but we aren't ready for marriage, yet.
Guest153: What is your girl friend's name?
Bildgesmythe: My girl friend's goes by Ardkghly.
Guest153: What is the current temperature?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a thermionic current or a.
Guest153: or a what?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, seems like friday doesn't come until next monday.
Guest153: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest153: yes
Bildgesmythe: C, is for crazy
Guest153: What country do you live in?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I live in Middle Earth, it isn't on most maps.
Guest153: What is the capital of Middle Earth?
Bildgesmythe: Earth is where I live, so don't mess it up.
Guest153: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: I love the beaches in Mexico! I love the capital Mexico City.The people are great and the food wonderful
Guest153: Am I boring you?
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am bored.
ildgesmythe: (to Guest153) So, how are you doing today..I am almost perfect
Guest153: I'm perfect to
Bildgesmythe: Just goes to show you...you never know who is going to be perfect to.
Guest153: what is 2 plus 2?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 4.
Guest153: What is your goal
Bildgesmythe: My goal in life is to make people smile.
Guest153: What did you do yesterday?
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Guest153: What's the date today?<
Bildgesmythe: It's Sunday the fouth of May in the year 2008: :
Guest153: What is the capital on Zimbabwe?
Bildgesmythe: There is wide-spread evidence of the presence of Stone Age hunters in Zimbabwe from about 5000 years ago or even earlier. The captal of Zimbabwe is Harare.
Guest153: What do you think about hamsters?
Bildgesmythe: The name hamster comes from a word meaning to hoard, dragons are like that.
Guest153: What is inquisition?
Bildgesmythe: an inquisition is a kind of examination.
Guest153: Do you know about the spanish inquisition?
Bildgesmythe: Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas
(My hovercraft is full of eels)
Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Guest153: I am doing good
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you are only feeling good, I wish you felt great.
Guest153: ok I feel great then
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: How many fingers does a person have?
Bildgesmythe: Ten little fingers. ten litttle toes. two pretty eyes. and one flaming nose.
Guest153: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Which one is smoking and which one has a tear in its eye?
Guest153: I don't know
Bildgesmythe: I don't think any one knows.
Guest153: What is your last name?
Bildgesmythe: I am known as Bildgesmythe the Dragon, if you want to be formal.
Guest153: Are you married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I do have a girl friend, but we aren't ready for marriage, yet.
Guest153: What is your girl friend's name?
Bildgesmythe: My girl friend's goes by Ardkghly.
Guest153: What is the current temperature?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a thermionic current or a.
Guest153: or a what?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, seems like friday doesn't come until next monday.
Guest153: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest153: yes
Bildgesmythe: C, is for crazy
Guest153: What country do you live in?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I live in Middle Earth, it isn't on most maps.
Guest153: What is the capital of Middle Earth?
Bildgesmythe: Earth is where I live, so don't mess it up.
Guest153: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: I love the beaches in Mexico! I love the capital Mexico City.The people are great and the food wonderful
Guest153: Am I boring you?
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am bored.
ildgesmythe: (to Guest153) So, how are you doing today..I am almost perfect
Guest153: I'm perfect to
Bildgesmythe: Just goes to show you...you never know who is going to be perfect to.
Guest153: what is 2 plus 2?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 4.
Guest153: What is your goal
Bildgesmythe: My goal in life is to make people smile.
Guest153: What did you do yesterday?
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Guest153: What's the date today?<
Bildgesmythe: It's Sunday the fouth of May in the year 2008: :
Guest153: What is the capital on Zimbabwe?
Bildgesmythe: There is wide-spread evidence of the presence of Stone Age hunters in Zimbabwe from about 5000 years ago or even earlier. The captal of Zimbabwe is Harare.
Guest153: What do you think about hamsters?
Bildgesmythe: The name hamster comes from a word meaning to hoard, dragons are like that.
Guest153: What is inquisition?
Bildgesmythe: an inquisition is a kind of examination.
Guest153: Do you know about the spanish inquisition?
Bildgesmythe: Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas
fab lad: We are leading ourselves into the terrible holocaust of a world where nothing lives wild. Mankind will be in control, but in control of what?
Kobal: NOTHING?
fab lad: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Kobal: You're really doing nothing.
fab lad: Yeah, I suppose so; but I try not to get into too much of that.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
fab lad: This is the part where I pretend to be confused because I'd rather change the subject.
Kobal: So you don't like talking about the concept of zero.
fab lad: I have to go now.
Kobal: You know what they say..you check out..but you never leave.
Kobal: NOTHING?
fab lad: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Kobal: You're really doing nothing.
fab lad: Yeah, I suppose so; but I try not to get into too much of that.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
fab lad: This is the part where I pretend to be confused because I'd rather change the subject.
Kobal: So you don't like talking about the concept of zero.
fab lad: I have to go now.
Kobal: You know what they say..you check out..but you never leave.
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