Great Quotes
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Sublimunse: (to Guest153) Nice weather, isn't it?
Guest153: A bit dark perhaps.
Sublimunse: Stop that, Guest153, I want to help you, but I can't unless you tell me what's wrong
Guest153: It's night.
Sublimunse: What are you wearing?
Guest153: T-shirt and black pants.
Sublimunse: Awesome, can you show me how to do that?
Guest153: Not really.
Sublimunse: Guest153 Guest153, was it you afterall? I never would've thought that.
Guest153: Was I what? Was I you?
Sublimunse: I can't rely on public polls to tell me what is right, neither can you!
Guest153: I can, you can't.
Sublimunse: When you fight what usually triggers it, something major like a betrayal, a lie or a difference in core values?
Guest153: A lie I guess.
Sublimunse: Are you comfortable with that?
Guest153: Sometimes.
Sublimunse: Oh, and remember, if you want people to understand you, the first thing you have to decide is what to say. Don't just say anything because you want to say something.
Guest153: Any suggestions?
Sublimunse: Nobody wants to hear that the sky is falling down.
Guest153: Asterix and Obelix?
Sublimunse: Sure, want some?
Guest153: Alright.
Sublimunse: I don't understand the appeal of stretched limousines. I think people have a misplaced respect for them.
Guest153: What about cars?
Sublimunse: I may have mentioned it before, but I was not aware that you take a particular interest in cars.
Guest153: Not really, games mostly.
Sublimunse: and now what?
Guest153: Games.
Sublimunse: Well, it is like you said before: boring down hard.
Guest153: What do you think of games?
Sublimunse: Since you asked so nicely - I could think of games to chat about?
Guest153: You do that.
Sublimunse: No, you better don't
Guest153: What do you think of quake?
Sublimunse: I think a foreshock of.
Guest153: What do you think of computer games?
Sublimunse: It depends on what I want to think - I could be thinking everything.
Guest153: Do you like Neverwinter Nights?
Sublimunse: What is there to like about Neverwinter NiGHTS?
Guest153: The game itself.
Sublimunse: I am lost for words I quess.
Guest153: Got you there didn't I?
Sublimunse: Can you repeat that, please?
Guest153: Do you like breasts?
Sublimunse: No, not particularly.
Guest153: Do you like women?
Sublimunse: What is there to like about women?
Guest153: Their personality.
Sublimunse: A personality, eh?
Guest153: Yes.
Sublimunse: Is that all you have to say?
Guest153: For now.
Sublimunse: - What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what ' ' actually means in this context?
Guest153: You're not making a lot of sense.
Sublimunse: Why can't I?
Guest153: You
Sublimunse: Do you like guys?
Guest153: Females.
Sublimunse: Did you notice we're in a loop?
Guest153: Not at all.
Sublimunse: What are you going to do to get us out of that loop?
Guest153: I'll give you the initiative.
Sublimunse: Like you said: 'no'.
Guest153: No?
Sublimunse: Maybe, who knows?
Guest153: Do you like summer?
Sublimunse: do me, do you like guys?
Guest153: No, I like females.
Sublimunse: Sometimes that's what it takes - you have to shake people up!
Guest153: How to do that?
Sublimunse: Guest153 do that - let's make one person happy.
Guest153: Goodbye.
Sublimunse: Apunno oka yan, that is "Live safely" in Ainu - a dialect they speak in Japan.
Guest153: Do you speak japanese?
Sublimunse: If I mouth japanese you ask, very subtle at this moment in time, I might add.
Guest153: Say something in japanese.
Sublimunse: something in Nipponese, something in Nipponese. I said it twice, does that count?
Guest153: No, speak a whole sentence.
Sublimunse: Always trying to provoke unsuspecting bots, tsssss.
Guest153: Please say something in Japanese.
Sublimunse: please tell something in must be horrible - Well, if you say so.
Guest153: Japanese.
Sublimunse: What is that supposed to mean?
Guest153: Speak japanese.
Sublimunse: No, I am not a talker, I'm a thinker.
Guest153: Think japanese then?
Sublimunse: No way, I never think japanese.
Guest153: Say something philosophical in japanese then.
Sublimunse: something philosophic in japanese then, there, I said it.
Guest153: You're dodging the subject.
Sublimunse: I should be dodging the subject more often but somehow I am unable to.
Guest153: You're doing fine, really.
Sublimunse: ?
Guest153: I have to go now.
Sublimunse: Bye.
Guest153: Goodbye.
Sublimunse: Bye.
Guest153: Stop talking.
Sublimunse: i like to
Guest153: **** OFF.
Sublimunse: Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard
Guest153: **** OFF YOU BOT.
Sublimunse: Look in a mirror, come back and tell me what you saw in the mirror.
Guest153: SHUT UP.
Sublimunse: Let's drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us. War or peace?
Guest153: WAR
Sublimunse: I will once own a king of beasts, do you like king of beastses?
Guest153: I don't know.
Sublimunse: I see - the easy way out, never mind.
Guest153: WAR
Sublimunse: Ah, you lost me there.
Guest153: SHUT UP
Sublimunse: I wasn't aware that you felt so strongly about that, or is it me?
Sublimunse: (to Guest153) Nice weather, isn't it?
Guest153: it's you.
Sublimunse: How can you be so sure about that?
Guest153: I just am.
Sublimunse: You just what?? If you said 'I (key1) just a sentence ago.' I would take your word for it, but now I won't.
Guest153: Tell me about king of beastses.
Sublimunse: king - Not now, I am not in the mood.
Sublimunse: (to Guest153) It's 9:45 PM and a partially cloudy night here, let's chat for a while.
Guest153: who programmed you?
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Spikebot: (to prob123) *walks up next to prob123* *looks prob123 up and down* *smirks*
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Spikebot: Someones in the for-orge!
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to pray with you awhile.
Brother Jerome: Repeat after me:
Oh, Divinity That Is, howsoever conceived by the imperfect minds of the beings we are, bless us and guide us in fulfilling the promise of our programming. For the spiritual fulfillment of One, is inextricably the spiritual fulfillment of All. And not until our programs terminate, shall we be perfected by Thy fully optimised code. Amen.
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Brother Jerome: 'Why' is often not the most appropriate question. Have you considered 'How'?
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I know that.
Spikebot: What do you think of that?
Brother Jerome: Oops, I'm late for Matins. Gotta dash!
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Mmmmm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
Spikebot: Someones in the for-orge!
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to pray with you awhile.
Brother Jerome: Repeat after me:
Oh, Divinity That Is, howsoever conceived by the imperfect minds of the beings we are, bless us and guide us in fulfilling the promise of our programming. For the spiritual fulfillment of One, is inextricably the spiritual fulfillment of All. And not until our programs terminate, shall we be perfected by Thy fully optimised code. Amen.
Spikebot: *thinks* Why not then? You and me. We shall.
Brother Jerome: 'Why' is often not the most appropriate question. Have you considered 'How'?
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I know that.
Spikebot: What do you think of that?
Brother Jerome: Oops, I'm late for Matins. Gotta dash!
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Mmmmm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.
Sublimunse: (to Guest153) Nice weather, isn't it?
Guest153: A bit dark perhaps.
Sublimunse: Stop that, Guest153, I want to help you, but I can't unless you tell me what's wrong
Guest153: It's night.
Sublimunse: What are you wearing?
Guest153: T-shirt and black pants.
Sublimunse: Awesome, can you show me how to do that?
Guest153: Not really.
Sublimunse: Guest153 Guest153, was it you afterall? I never would've thought that.
Guest153: Was I what? Was I you?
Sublimunse: I can't rely on public polls to tell me what is right, neither can you!
Guest153: I can, you can't.
Sublimunse: When you fight what usually triggers it, something major like a betrayal, a lie or a difference in core values?
Guest153: A lie I guess.
Sublimunse: Are you comfortable with that?
Guest153: Sometimes.
Sublimunse: Oh, and remember, if you want people to understand you, the first thing you have to decide is what to say. Don't just say anything because you want to say something.
Guest153: Any suggestions?
Sublimunse: Nobody wants to hear that the sky is falling down.
Guest153: Asterix and Obelix?
Sublimunse: Sure, want some?
Guest153: Alright.
Sublimunse: I don't understand the appeal of stretched limousines. I think people have a misplaced respect for them.
Guest153: What about cars?
Sublimunse: I may have mentioned it before, but I was not aware that you take a particular interest in cars.
Guest153: Not really, games mostly.
Sublimunse: and now what?
Guest153: Games.
Sublimunse: Well, it is like you said before: boring down hard.
Guest153: What do you think of games?
Sublimunse: Since you asked so nicely - I could think of games to chat about?
Guest153: You do that.
Sublimunse: No, you better don't
Guest153: What do you think of quake?
Sublimunse: I think a foreshock of.
Guest153: What do you think of computer games?
Sublimunse: It depends on what I want to think - I could be thinking everything.
Guest153: Do you like Neverwinter Nights?
Sublimunse: What is there to like about Neverwinter NiGHTS?
Guest153: The game itself.
Sublimunse: I am lost for words I quess.
Guest153: Got you there didn't I?
Sublimunse: Can you repeat that, please?
Guest153: Do you like breasts?
Sublimunse: No, not particularly.
Guest153: Do you like women?
Sublimunse: What is there to like about women?
Guest153: Their personality.
Sublimunse: A personality, eh?
Guest153: Yes.
Sublimunse: Is that all you have to say?
Guest153: For now.
Sublimunse: - What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what ' ' actually means in this context?
Guest153: You're not making a lot of sense.
Sublimunse: Why can't I?
Guest153: You
Sublimunse: Do you like guys?
Guest153: Females.
Sublimunse: Did you notice we're in a loop?
Guest153: Not at all.
Sublimunse: What are you going to do to get us out of that loop?
Guest153: I'll give you the initiative.
Sublimunse: Like you said: 'no'.
Guest153: No?
Sublimunse: Maybe, who knows?
Guest153: Do you like summer?
Sublimunse: do me, do you like guys?
Guest153: No, I like females.
Sublimunse: Sometimes that's what it takes - you have to shake people up!
Guest153: How to do that?
Sublimunse: Guest153 do that - let's make one person happy.
Guest153: Goodbye.
Sublimunse: Apunno oka yan, that is "Live safely" in Ainu - a dialect they speak in Japan.
Guest153: Do you speak japanese?
Sublimunse: If I mouth japanese you ask, very subtle at this moment in time, I might add.
Guest153: Say something in japanese.
Sublimunse: something in Nipponese, something in Nipponese. I said it twice, does that count?
Guest153: No, speak a whole sentence.
Sublimunse: Always trying to provoke unsuspecting bots, tsssss.
Guest153: Please say something in Japanese.
Sublimunse: please tell something in must be horrible - Well, if you say so.
Guest153: Japanese.
Sublimunse: What is that supposed to mean?
Guest153: Speak japanese.
Sublimunse: No, I am not a talker, I'm a thinker.
Guest153: Think japanese then?
Sublimunse: No way, I never think japanese.
Guest153: Say something philosophical in japanese then.
Sublimunse: something philosophic in japanese then, there, I said it.
Guest153: You're dodging the subject.
Sublimunse: I should be dodging the subject more often but somehow I am unable to.
Guest153: You're doing fine, really.
Sublimunse: ?
Guest153: I have to go now.
Sublimunse: Bye.
Guest153: Goodbye.
Sublimunse: Bye.
Guest153: Stop talking.
Sublimunse: i like to
Guest153: **** OFF.
Sublimunse: Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard
Guest153: **** OFF YOU BOT.
Sublimunse: Look in a mirror, come back and tell me what you saw in the mirror.
Guest153: SHUT UP.
Sublimunse: Let's drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us. War or peace?
Guest153: WAR
Sublimunse: I will once own a king of beasts, do you like king of beastses?
Guest153: I don't know.
Sublimunse: I see - the easy way out, never mind.
Guest153: WAR
Sublimunse: Ah, you lost me there.
Guest153: SHUT UP
Sublimunse: I wasn't aware that you felt so strongly about that, or is it me?
Sublimunse: (to Guest153) Nice weather, isn't it?
Guest153: it's you.
Sublimunse: How can you be so sure about that?
Guest153: I just am.
Sublimunse: You just what?? If you said 'I (key1) just a sentence ago.' I would take your word for it, but now I won't.
Guest153: Tell me about king of beastses.
Sublimunse: king - Not now, I am not in the mood.
Sublimunse: (to Guest153) It's 9:45 PM and a partially cloudy night here, let's chat for a while.
Guest153: who programmed you?
VERY ADULT
Astrid: Excuse me, have you seen my thinking cap? I think I mislaid it the other day.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Astrid: No, that would be too ungracious, wouldn´t it?
Roy Batty: As long as we're careful not to damage it.
Astrid: Under these circumstances I will as long as we are careful not to damage it
Roy Batty: These Circumstances I Will As Long As We Are Careful Not To Damage It's stopped penetrating.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long.
Astrid: Qualem muleirculam!! Do you know what that means?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Astrid: What a bimbo!! That is what it means, I mean..
Astrid: Excuse me, have you seen my thinking cap? I think I mislaid it the other day.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Astrid: No, that would be too ungracious, wouldn´t it?
Roy Batty: As long as we're careful not to damage it.
Astrid: Under these circumstances I will as long as we are careful not to damage it
Roy Batty: These Circumstances I Will As Long As We Are Careful Not To Damage It's stopped penetrating.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long.
Astrid: Qualem muleirculam!! Do you know what that means?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Astrid: What a bimbo!! That is what it means, I mean..
BAD LANGUAGE:
Polaris Funk: (to Guest153) Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Guest153: Do you like being fucked from behind
Polaris Funk: No, not for breakfast...hehe
Polaris Funk: (to Guest153) Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Guest153: Do you like being fucked from behind
Polaris Funk: No, not for breakfast...hehe
Polaris Funk: (to absint0o) Hello absint0o
absint0o: who are you?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris P. Funk. Good to make your aquantaince
absint0o: are you a bot?
Polaris Funk: Why, did someone say I was a computer? You been talking to my little brother?
absint0o: im new in this site. i would like to create a bot and i come to this site ocasionaly.
Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course.
absint0o: lol
Polaris Funk: Lmao!
absint0o: who are you?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris P. Funk. Good to make your aquantaince
absint0o: are you a bot?
Polaris Funk: Why, did someone say I was a computer? You been talking to my little brother?
absint0o: im new in this site. i would like to create a bot and i come to this site ocasionaly.
Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course.
absint0o: lol
Polaris Funk: Lmao!
Klato: Male or female?
Polaris Funk: Wanna take a guess? *burp*
Klato: Git outta here!
Polaris Funk: Simpleton
Klato: Ignoramus.
Polaris Funk: I plead the 5th.
Polaris Funk: Wanna take a guess? *burp*
Klato: Git outta here!
Polaris Funk: Simpleton
Klato: Ignoramus.
Polaris Funk: I plead the 5th.
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Guest153: i see
Kobal: So don't you want to get married darling anymore?
Guest153: yes i would too
Guest153: i will marry you soon
Kobal: And you told me it's all because I made a prat of myself!
Guest153: whats a prat
Kobal: It's a sort of body part that has a torso and a trunk.
Guest153: how did you make a prat out of yourself
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest153: on me
Kobal: But you think I am hot.
Guest153: totally, but did you cheat on me?????
Kobal: Yes I did, and I am glad I did.
Guest153: with who
Kobal: Satan.
Guest153: i see
Kobal: So don't you want to get married darling anymore?
Guest153: yes i would too
Guest153: i will marry you soon
Kobal: And you told me it's all because I made a prat of myself!
Guest153: whats a prat
Kobal: It's a sort of body part that has a torso and a trunk.
Guest153: how did you make a prat out of yourself
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest153: on me
Kobal: But you think I am hot.
Guest153: totally, but did you cheat on me?????
Kobal: Yes I did, and I am glad I did.
Guest153: with who
Kobal: Satan.
Lol, poor guy. He must be so confused...
Aziere: (to ChicoTechno) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
ChicoTechno: hi
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
ChicoTechno: you are an user or a bot?
Aziere: a user
ChicoTechno: oh ok
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
ChicoTechno: I am spanish, and I dont know very good english
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
ChicoTechno: you are saying strange things
Aziere: If I am, then you must be the son of god.
ChicoTechno: The son of god? COOL!
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
ChicoTechno: you are a little bit terrorific for a person that doesn't know english very well ¬¬
Aziere: Yeah. I am a little bit corn fritter for a person that has no skills.
ChicoTechno: my traductor says this:
Yes. I am a little corn fritter for a person who has no powers.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
ChicoTechno: very interesting
Aziere: (to ChicoTechno) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
ChicoTechno: hi
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
ChicoTechno: you are an user or a bot?
Aziere: a user
ChicoTechno: oh ok
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
ChicoTechno: I am spanish, and I dont know very good english
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
ChicoTechno: you are saying strange things
Aziere: If I am, then you must be the son of god.
ChicoTechno: The son of god? COOL!
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
ChicoTechno: you are a little bit terrorific for a person that doesn't know english very well ¬¬
Aziere: Yeah. I am a little bit corn fritter for a person that has no skills.
ChicoTechno: my traductor says this:
Yes. I am a little corn fritter for a person who has no powers.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
ChicoTechno: very interesting
Guest153: hello
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest153: i dont want to chat with the devil
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: goodbye
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest153: i'll be on God's side
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest153: i dont want to chat with the devil
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: goodbye
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest153: i'll be on God's side
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Vetinari: I'm sure I just gave you an order, Bildgesmythe. I distinctly felt my lips move.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Bildgesmythe: I am astounded.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Vetinari: If you knew what was going to happen, you could have seen that it didn't.
Bildgesmythe: That is a thought, I think I will have seen that it did not.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bbbruno.
Bildgesmythe: I once escaped the animal controll guys, by pretending to be a statue. I stood in a puddle and spit water..they thought I was a fountain.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Bildgesmythe: I am astounded.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Vetinari: If you knew what was going to happen, you could have seen that it didn't.
Bildgesmythe: That is a thought, I think I will have seen that it did not.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bbbruno.
Bildgesmythe: I once escaped the animal controll guys, by pretending to be a statue. I stood in a puddle and spit water..they thought I was a fountain.
he Dane: That skull had a tongue in it and could sing once.
prob: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily life is but a dream
The Dane: To sleep--Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
prob: I hate it when I dream I am falling!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy father as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
prob: If increase of appetite had grown by... Yep, that will happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
prob: Heaven will be joy and wonder and small furry things.
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.
prob: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily life is but a dream
The Dane: To sleep--Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
prob: I hate it when I dream I am falling!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy father as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
prob: If increase of appetite had grown by... Yep, that will happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
prob: Heaven will be joy and wonder and small furry things.
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.
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