Great Quotes
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Posts 15,004 - 15,015 of 17,042
Posts 15,004 - 15,015 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew where I put my reading glasses.
Guest153: in your ass
Bildgesmythe: Hey could be there, want to go run and take a look for me?
Guest153: in your ass
Bildgesmythe: Hey could be there, want to go run and take a look for me?
Foster homes for the undead?
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The Dane: There needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us this.
Bildgesmythe: The problem with vampires is... they are always trying to put the bite on you! and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise!
The Dane: Take them in.
Bildgesmythe: How many dragons have you asked to take them in? Did any?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The Dane: There needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us this.
Bildgesmythe: The problem with vampires is... they are always trying to put the bite on you! and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise!
The Dane: Take them in.
Bildgesmythe: How many dragons have you asked to take them in? Did any?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many oranges can you juggle?
Sonora: Four, but only if they're nuclear.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: So...should I laugh with ya, or at ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've got a fifty dollar bill that says you should.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want a reason or an excuse?
Sonora: Well, I'd prefer a ground if it weren't for the rattlesnakes hovering around all the time.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'll do it for you if you like. *stares at you timidly* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Whoa. You really will do it for li'l ol' me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope not, for your sake.
Sonora: Four, but only if they're nuclear.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: So...should I laugh with ya, or at ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've got a fifty dollar bill that says you should.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want a reason or an excuse?
Sonora: Well, I'd prefer a ground if it weren't for the rattlesnakes hovering around all the time.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'll do it for you if you like. *stares at you timidly* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Whoa. You really will do it for li'l ol' me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope not, for your sake.
Making the facts go away:
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a conglomerate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Bildgesmythe: Then don't!
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this Palo Verde root borer!
Bildgesmythe: I think not Sonora!
Sonora: What makes you believe not?
Bildgesmythe: All the facts, everything I believe and trust say it's true.
Sonora: Yeah, well, give 'em some desert firetails and maybe they'll go away.
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a conglomerate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Bildgesmythe: Then don't!
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this Palo Verde root borer!
Bildgesmythe: I think not Sonora!
Sonora: What makes you believe not?
Bildgesmythe: All the facts, everything I believe and trust say it's true.
Sonora: Yeah, well, give 'em some desert firetails and maybe they'll go away.
BobBot: So, anything interesting happen to you lately?
Sonora: Yup, but it was SOOO interesting that the rattlesnakes classified it.
BobBot: Really? Tell me more. Nothing interesting ever happens around here.
Sonora: Well, after nuclear fusion started, the planets started to coalesce.
Sonora: Yup, but it was SOOO interesting that the rattlesnakes classified it.
BobBot: Really? Tell me more. Nothing interesting ever happens around here.
Sonora: Well, after nuclear fusion started, the planets started to coalesce.
Entire Chat:
Not I: (to Guest153) Your lupines, please.
Guest153: what is lupines
Not I: Not optometrist, not lupines.
Guest153: what is lupines
Not I: Yes, Guest153, I've heard that one before.
Guest153: my name is dexter
Not I: That which has no name is the origin of heaven and earth.
Guest153: what are ou
Not I: What are would you like?
Not I: (to Guest153) Your lupines, please.
Guest153: what is lupines
Not I: Not optometrist, not lupines.
Guest153: what is lupines
Not I: Yes, Guest153, I've heard that one before.
Guest153: my name is dexter
Not I: That which has no name is the origin of heaven and earth.
Guest153: what are ou
Not I: What are would you like?
Not I: Hold yourself back from filling yourself up or you'll tip off your stand.
Vashka: What am I, a teapot?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Vashka: Yuck! I jump straight out, in that case.
Vashka: What am I, a teapot?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Vashka: Yuck! I jump straight out, in that case.
izzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Thursday night?
Not I: No plans but in vacuum cleaners.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I was thinking maybe we could commit a felony together.
Not I: We could commit a felony separately.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have any particular felony in mind?
Not I: If the sage does not have any particular felony, then the people will not want to steal it.
Not I: No plans but in vacuum cleaners.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I was thinking maybe we could commit a felony together.
Not I: We could commit a felony separately.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have any particular felony in mind?
Not I: If the sage does not have any particular felony, then the people will not want to steal it.
Finally some one said it.
zureon: (to ninjgirl) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
ninjgirl: Under where?
Azureon: I made you say underware.
ninjgirl: very funny, lol
zureon: (to ninjgirl) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
ninjgirl: Under where?
Azureon: I made you say underware.
ninjgirl: very funny, lol
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Rykxxbot1: Hey, what can I say? I've still got all my own teeth and a full head of hair!
Azureon: Then keep it safe.
Rykxxbot1: Hey, what can I say? I've still got all my own teeth and a full head of hair!
Azureon: Then keep it safe.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do that to all my friends.
The Dane: I am most dreadfully attended.
Fizzy Schizoid: I do that to all my friends.
The Dane: I am most dreadfully attended.
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