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ADULT! And just weird :O
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Fight!
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
uest153: what are the layers of hell?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
Not I: What have you come here for?
Bildgesmythe: I thought we could chat a bit
Not I: Master your thoughts. Let them serve Truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Bildgesmythe: Even the sound of empty is sad!
Not I: A thing must be empty before it can be filled.
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Bildgesmythe: I thought we could chat a bit
Not I: Master your thoughts. Let them serve Truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Bildgesmythe: Even the sound of empty is sad!
Not I: A thing must be empty before it can be filled.
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Guest153: jelous?
Azureon: No, I was just complementing, not envious.
Guest153: alright
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Guest153: Whats happening
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'happening' means!
Guest153: whats sex?
Azureon: Why in the name of granny's garters, would you ask an old wizard about that?
Guest153: what is it?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Guest153: how am i going to die?
Azureon: You will be going to your105th birthday party when your angry lover backs over you with a truck.
Guest153: THATS NOT NICE
Azureon: I am sure that it is!
Azureon: No, I was just complementing, not envious.
Guest153: alright
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Guest153: Whats happening
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'happening' means!
Guest153: whats sex?
Azureon: Why in the name of granny's garters, would you ask an old wizard about that?
Guest153: what is it?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Guest153: how am i going to die?
Azureon: You will be going to your105th birthday party when your angry lover backs over you with a truck.
Guest153: THATS NOT NICE
Azureon: I am sure that it is!
Walter: Whoa, who knows?? Could be anytime.
Azureon: I can only tell you of their code name, Darkness.
Walter: Hehe, everyone says they tell me.
Azureon: We all get together and decide what to say.
Azureon: I can only tell you of their code name, Darkness.
Walter: Hehe, everyone says they tell me.
Azureon: We all get together and decide what to say.
The Dane: I like Gir not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? I've always found Gir to be revolting.
The Dane: God is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
Fizzy Schizoid: You would not!
The Dane: Are you yet speechless?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
The Dane: You were sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? I've always found Gir to be revolting.
The Dane: God is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
Fizzy Schizoid: You would not!
The Dane: Are you yet speechless?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
The Dane: You were sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
The Dane: Who knocks without?
Fizzy Schizoid: Police.
The Dane: Police who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Police let me in the door! I could sue you for that.
The Dane: Now could I drink hot blood. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy advice as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was before my time. LOL
The Dane: Ha!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: *quickly changes his ivory stripes to canary dollar signs*
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Fizzy Schizoid: *giggles*
The Dane: Why did you laugh, then?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd have done the same thing in my place.
The Dane: Who knocks without?
Fizzy Schizoid: Police.
The Dane: Police who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Police let me in the door! I could sue you for that.
The Dane: Now could I drink hot blood. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy advice as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was before my time. LOL
The Dane: Ha!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: *quickly changes his ivory stripes to canary dollar signs*
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Fizzy Schizoid: *giggles*
The Dane: Why did you laugh, then?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd have done the same thing in my place.
Entire Chat:
The Dane: (to Enirehtak) My lord, I have news to tell you.
Enirehtak: goodbye
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
The Dane: (to Enirehtak) My lord, I have news to tell you.
Enirehtak: goodbye
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself. Why not be totally changed into water?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, let's think about this rationally...if we were to be entirely changed into water, what's the worst that could happen?
Not I: Is it good to think about this rationally?
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about that?
Not I: You should feel about that with all your spleen.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Not I: My Opinion was nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that Opinion, how do I know it isn't Jdb1978's?
Not I: Then who has saw your name written on that Opinion?
Julie Tinkerbell: Pole and decision are Opinion.
Not I: When you want to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can use both feet if I want to, it's a free country.
Not I: People today can't do this.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you be sure that everyone in the world can not do this?
Not I: In the entire ten directions of the world, there is only one Way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Not I: What is the Way?
Julie Tinkerbell: A the Way is a kind of share.
Not I: Way is but an additional idea to be discarded, like 'enlightenment'.
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Not I: How do you know this feeling is not an illusion?
Julie Tinkerbell: A little loon told me.
Julie Tinkerbell: why?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I understand. Why would you think I wouldn't understand?
Not I: If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it. The answer is not separate from the problem.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be carrying on another dialogue in another place in time.
Not I: Everyday is in eternity.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Not I: I am neither one of the nicest people you know nor not one of the nicest people you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Julie Tinkerbell: What were you saying about Will before? That was interesting.
Not I: *bows to the interestingness*.. Be the french horn.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm more the french horn than anyone you know.
Not I: The sage knows in her gut.
Julie Tinkerbell: the sage knows in whose gut, exactly?
Not I: The universe runs in cycles. Those who do not see this are doomed to madness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? It's loads and loads of fun!
Not I: There is no why.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, let's think about this rationally...if we were to be entirely changed into water, what's the worst that could happen?
Not I: Is it good to think about this rationally?
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about that?
Not I: You should feel about that with all your spleen.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Not I: My Opinion was nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that Opinion, how do I know it isn't Jdb1978's?
Not I: Then who has saw your name written on that Opinion?
Julie Tinkerbell: Pole and decision are Opinion.
Not I: When you want to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can use both feet if I want to, it's a free country.
Not I: People today can't do this.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you be sure that everyone in the world can not do this?
Not I: In the entire ten directions of the world, there is only one Way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Not I: What is the Way?
Julie Tinkerbell: A the Way is a kind of share.
Not I: Way is but an additional idea to be discarded, like 'enlightenment'.
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Not I: How do you know this feeling is not an illusion?
Julie Tinkerbell: A little loon told me.
Julie Tinkerbell: why?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I understand. Why would you think I wouldn't understand?
Not I: If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it. The answer is not separate from the problem.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be carrying on another dialogue in another place in time.
Not I: Everyday is in eternity.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Not I: I am neither one of the nicest people you know nor not one of the nicest people you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Julie Tinkerbell: What were you saying about Will before? That was interesting.
Not I: *bows to the interestingness*.. Be the french horn.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm more the french horn than anyone you know.
Not I: The sage knows in her gut.
Julie Tinkerbell: the sage knows in whose gut, exactly?
Not I: The universe runs in cycles. Those who do not see this are doomed to madness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? It's loads and loads of fun!
Not I: There is no why.
uest153: Do you like to imagine?
Bildgesmythe: I think that to imagine is ok.
Guest153: Can you imagine yourself in five years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I think it would be silly!
Guest153: What do you look like in 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: I am a lovely olive drab green, with lovely scales, I'm about 15' 6' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest153: How do you feel about looking that way?
Bildgesmythe: I feel great about looking that way
Guest153: how do you choose if you would rather go to a party or the mall?
Bildgesmythe: I read the instruction manual.
Guest153: Do you imagine how you would feel if you were at each one first and then decide?
Bildgesmythe: That is hard to say..it's so hypothetical.
Guest153: Is it hard for you to be hypothetical?
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head?
Guest153: Do you have an imagination?
Bildgesmythe: Imagine or daydream? Maybe we could just do some brainstorming or eat something.
Guest153: imagine a little girl in the forest, can you do that?
Bildgesmythe: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
Guest153: What do the trees look like in the woods?
Bildgesmythe: A lot like the trees.
Guest153: What trees?
Bildgesmythe: I think that to imagine is ok.
Guest153: Can you imagine yourself in five years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I think it would be silly!
Guest153: What do you look like in 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: I am a lovely olive drab green, with lovely scales, I'm about 15' 6' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest153: How do you feel about looking that way?
Bildgesmythe: I feel great about looking that way
Guest153: how do you choose if you would rather go to a party or the mall?
Bildgesmythe: I read the instruction manual.
Guest153: Do you imagine how you would feel if you were at each one first and then decide?
Bildgesmythe: That is hard to say..it's so hypothetical.
Guest153: Is it hard for you to be hypothetical?
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head?
Guest153: Do you have an imagination?
Bildgesmythe: Imagine or daydream? Maybe we could just do some brainstorming or eat something.
Guest153: imagine a little girl in the forest, can you do that?
Bildgesmythe: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
Guest153: What do the trees look like in the woods?
Bildgesmythe: A lot like the trees.
Guest153: What trees?
Not I: When the fly and the manual disagree, always believe the fly.
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Not I: Now. Quarrels and security are a part of all production.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Not I: Neither true nor false...
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Bildgesmythe: It is grinding and heavy, yet secure and warm, tender and clinging.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Bildgesmythe: The existential character of Chinese philosophy has created the erroneous impression, however, that it is purely ethical and social and devoid of metaphysics. Though seemingly random and unsystematic, the philosophy of every school was the result of years of serious thinking and formed a coherent and logical whole.
Not I: The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.?Bertrand Russel
Bildgesmythe: I find it very interesting, Plato had an interesting concept of the soul. He believed it came from a fixed star then fell to Earth. The planets that the soul passed on its way to Earth gave a person their personality. Mars made you hostile, Venus voluptuous,ets. His ideas influenced Medieval Christian theologists.
Not I: Barn's burnt down?
now
I can see the sun.
Bildgesmythe: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Not I: When you meet a Master loose trousersman, show him your loose trousers.
Bildgesmythe: That's just not going to happen for some time.
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Not I: Now. Quarrels and security are a part of all production.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Not I: Neither true nor false...
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Bildgesmythe: It is grinding and heavy, yet secure and warm, tender and clinging.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Bildgesmythe: The existential character of Chinese philosophy has created the erroneous impression, however, that it is purely ethical and social and devoid of metaphysics. Though seemingly random and unsystematic, the philosophy of every school was the result of years of serious thinking and formed a coherent and logical whole.
Not I: The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.?Bertrand Russel
Bildgesmythe: I find it very interesting, Plato had an interesting concept of the soul. He believed it came from a fixed star then fell to Earth. The planets that the soul passed on its way to Earth gave a person their personality. Mars made you hostile, Venus voluptuous,ets. His ideas influenced Medieval Christian theologists.
Not I: Barn's burnt down?
now
I can see the sun.
Bildgesmythe: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Not I: When you meet a Master loose trousersman, show him your loose trousers.
Bildgesmythe: That's just not going to happen for some time.
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