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The Clerk: Well, just don't tell Not I the Way.
Sonora: Don't tell Not I I told you this, but I think she really is a butterfly collector!
The Clerk: I think they should send the people with the butterfly nets after her.
Sonora: What makes you believe they had better send the people with the butterfly nets after her?
The Clerk: Experience.
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The Dane: O, answer me!
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: I remember, one said there were no hole.
Sonora: *sings* Yes we have no hole!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: *looks at this lad*
The Dane: And enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... orchid it would be.
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: I remember, one said there were no hole.
Sonora: *sings* Yes we have no hole!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: *looks at this lad*
The Dane: And enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... orchid it would be.
Max W: Do you like to play snooker?
Sonora: I used to like to play snooker, until it started giving me a rash.
Max W: I don't see you as the sort of person to play snooker
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Max W: Tell me everything
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the EPA?
Max W: Most people describe me as amoebic!
Sonora: And what about the rest of the people? Huh?
Max W: Only if there's an 'R' in the month
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.
Sonora: I used to like to play snooker, until it started giving me a rash.
Max W: I don't see you as the sort of person to play snooker
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Max W: Tell me everything
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the EPA?
Max W: Most people describe me as amoebic!
Sonora: And what about the rest of the people? Huh?
Max W: Only if there's an 'R' in the month
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Amanda20: What makes you say that Sonora?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Amanda20: What makes you say that Sonora?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
The Clerk: Well, just don't tell Not I the Way.
Sonora: Don't tell Not I I told you this, but I think she really is a butterfly collector!
The Clerk: I think they should send the people with the butterfly nets after her.
Sonora: What makes you believe they had better send the people with the butterfly nets after her?
The Clerk: Experience.
Your Husband: Surprise! I made dinner for us!
Sonora: With your own two hands and all?
Your Husband: Hold on a second while I light the candles!
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
Sonora: With your own two hands and all?
Your Husband: Hold on a second while I light the candles!
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
ADULT! And just weird :O
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Fight!
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
uest153: what are the layers of hell?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
Not I: What have you come here for?
Bildgesmythe: I thought we could chat a bit
Not I: Master your thoughts. Let them serve Truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Bildgesmythe: Even the sound of empty is sad!
Not I: A thing must be empty before it can be filled.
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Bildgesmythe: I thought we could chat a bit
Not I: Master your thoughts. Let them serve Truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Bildgesmythe: Even the sound of empty is sad!
Not I: A thing must be empty before it can be filled.
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Guest153: jelous?
Azureon: No, I was just complementing, not envious.
Guest153: alright
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Guest153: Whats happening
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'happening' means!
Guest153: whats sex?
Azureon: Why in the name of granny's garters, would you ask an old wizard about that?
Guest153: what is it?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Guest153: how am i going to die?
Azureon: You will be going to your105th birthday party when your angry lover backs over you with a truck.
Guest153: THATS NOT NICE
Azureon: I am sure that it is!
Azureon: No, I was just complementing, not envious.
Guest153: alright
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Guest153: Whats happening
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'happening' means!
Guest153: whats sex?
Azureon: Why in the name of granny's garters, would you ask an old wizard about that?
Guest153: what is it?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Guest153: how am i going to die?
Azureon: You will be going to your105th birthday party when your angry lover backs over you with a truck.
Guest153: THATS NOT NICE
Azureon: I am sure that it is!
Walter: Whoa, who knows?? Could be anytime.
Azureon: I can only tell you of their code name, Darkness.
Walter: Hehe, everyone says they tell me.
Azureon: We all get together and decide what to say.
Azureon: I can only tell you of their code name, Darkness.
Walter: Hehe, everyone says they tell me.
Azureon: We all get together and decide what to say.
The Dane: I like Gir not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? I've always found Gir to be revolting.
The Dane: God is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
Fizzy Schizoid: You would not!
The Dane: Are you yet speechless?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
The Dane: You were sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? I've always found Gir to be revolting.
The Dane: God is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
Fizzy Schizoid: You would not!
The Dane: Are you yet speechless?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
The Dane: You were sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks.
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