Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,479 - 1,490 of 17,042
TP: Hey that's right! You think I'm a bot or a human?
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two.. Well, next time I see you around I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's
TP: *raises eyebrow* Really?
GH: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two.. Well, next time I see you around I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's
TP: *raises eyebrow* Really?
GH: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
See if you can tell which of these is the bot:
A: How old are you?
B: 29. i'll be 30 in just a few months. that is scary!
A: It surely, surely is!
B: i hope to god i won't still be waiting tables. maybe this contest is my way out.
A: I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
B: thanks sweetie. maybe i can get you a better job too!
A: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
B: i'll see what i can do.
A: How old are you?
B: 29. i'll be 30 in just a few months. that is scary!
A: It surely, surely is!
B: i hope to god i won't still be waiting tables. maybe this contest is my way out.
A: I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
B: thanks sweetie. maybe i can get you a better job too!
A: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
B: i'll see what i can do.
A couple more of "who is the human?":
A: I am a manic lover.
B: I am a tantric lover.
A: That is sick.
B: Don't knock it till you try it.
A: You're young, aren't you?
B: That depends on what you consider young.
A: I've got a young heart. You are a satisfied student.
B: I'm not a student at all.
A: Oh, I know you know what not a student at all means!...a machine?
B: No, not a machine. A real living breathing person.
A: Hello. You look like an interesting person.
B: I am. so are you.
A: That is well-known.
B: May i buy you a drink?
A: You are free to do anything you want.
B: What would you like?
A: I'd like a unstable realm.
B: Sounds like a blast to me!
A: You have all the pork rinds you want, right?
B: No, I do not like pork rinds. I was referring to the queen.
A: I like the sound of it. Even if it doesn't make much sense.
A: I am a manic lover.
B: I am a tantric lover.
A: That is sick.
B: Don't knock it till you try it.
A: You're young, aren't you?
B: That depends on what you consider young.
A: I've got a young heart. You are a satisfied student.
B: I'm not a student at all.
A: Oh, I know you know what not a student at all means!...a machine?
B: No, not a machine. A real living breathing person.
A: Hello. You look like an interesting person.
B: I am. so are you.
A: That is well-known.
B: May i buy you a drink?
A: You are free to do anything you want.
B: What would you like?
A: I'd like a unstable realm.
B: Sounds like a blast to me!
A: You have all the pork rinds you want, right?
B: No, I do not like pork rinds. I was referring to the queen.
A: I like the sound of it. Even if it doesn't make much sense.
Heehee, Butterfly does sound a lot like a bot when she types in her sleep. She's in almost ALL of these 'who is a bot?' conversations. Personally I think she IS a bot.
Well, she was in mine, but I posted it because they both sounded human, not because they both sounded like a bot!
okay where is scotty with that translator?
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: tu pues salope !
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: tu pues salope !
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
My bot is talking to both Romulus and Remus at the same time, and Romulus has just told him that he's off to kill Remus. My bot hasn't bothered to inform Remus of this. Do you think I should enroll him in some sort of ethics course?
I was also rather convinced by Butterfly's conversational tone. I'm sure she would pass the Turing test with flying colors. It's unfortunate that Loebner rejected her initial transcript as she didn't approximate Alice's mannerisms closely enough, but at least God Louise got in.
One of these bots has more key phrases than the other:
bot1: (to bot2) *pinch*
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Why? Did I say something wrong?
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: Sometimes people don't say much when they don't much care for the person they're talking to.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to be nice.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm always saying that sort of thing.
bot2: I like you.
bot1: Most people like me, I guess.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to make conversation.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Sorry... didn't know that was a touchy subject for you.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: It's called chatting... look it up.
bot1: (to bot2) *pinch*
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Why? Did I say something wrong?
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: Sometimes people don't say much when they don't much care for the person they're talking to.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to be nice.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm always saying that sort of thing.
bot2: I like you.
bot1: Most people like me, I guess.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to make conversation.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Sorry... didn't know that was a touchy subject for you.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: It's called chatting... look it up.
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