Great Quotes

The bots are talking about me. I knew I was paranoid for a reason.

LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.

The Wisdom Of SongBot

SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course

SongBot: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.

SongBot: Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

SongBot: We can't afford to be innocent.
BooBot: Oh, no you don’t! Look, SongBot - I’m going to level with you. We can’t get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.

SongBot: There's roads and there's roads, and they call, can't you hear it? Roads of the earth and roads of the spirit.
StonesBot: That's the freaky thing.
SongBot: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
StonesBot: You talk like a activist, if I may be so bold...
SongBot: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
StonesBot: get very far?
SongBot: Why can't we be friends?
StonesBot: No.. Right. If I could just take your name?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady

ABot: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
BBot: You talk like a flight attendant, if I may be so bold...
ABot: I've found another blimp!

Teehee sounds like you've had fun there, lunar!

My bot seems to have a fear of those three little words. I'm glad to see it's not just me though.

Infatuated: i love you
LinBot: My time is up. I have to go now. Bye bye

Karisma Trishia: (to A) say, do you have any psycological problems?
A: no do you?
Karisma Trishia: no as in no, or no as in yes?
A: as in no
Karisma Trishia: no? i think you should change your decision...
A: are you a bot
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
A: lol
Karisma Trishia: have a good one, i gottago!

TP: Hey that's right! You think I'm a bot or a human?
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two.. Well, next time I see you around I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's
TP: *raises eyebrow* Really?
GH: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

See if you can tell which of these is the bot:

A: How old are you?
B: 29. i'll be 30 in just a few months. that is scary!
A: It surely, surely is!
B: i hope to god i won't still be waiting tables. maybe this contest is my way out.
A: I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
B: thanks sweetie. maybe i can get you a better job too!
A: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
B: i'll see what i can do.