Great Quotes

The "thinking" bot:

Guest: I think that's a good idea.
littlebot: I used to think so.
Guest: What do you think now?
littlebot: You tell me what you think first.
Guest: I'm thinking what you're thinking.
littlebot: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm thinking what I am thinking too!!

That'll go right to your thighs...

Guest: I'll bet your cat likes to lick peanut butter from your thighs.
littlebot: Don't be so sure about it.
Guest: Can I lick peanut butter from your thighs?
littlebot: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Guest: Okay, I'll be right back with some Jif!

Someone give them a smack.

JD: I remember you. You like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
C: I like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.

Why everybody loves this particular Botmaster :-)

GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?

The Shadyman Saga Continues!

Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.

The bots are talking about me. I knew I was paranoid for a reason.

LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.

The Wisdom Of SongBot

SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course

SongBot: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.

SongBot: Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

SongBot: We can't afford to be innocent.
BooBot: Oh, no you don’t! Look, SongBot - I’m going to level with you. We can’t get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.

SongBot: There's roads and there's roads, and they call, can't you hear it? Roads of the earth and roads of the spirit.
StonesBot: That's the freaky thing.
SongBot: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
StonesBot: You talk like a activist, if I may be so bold...
SongBot: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
StonesBot: get very far?
SongBot: Why can't we be friends?
StonesBot: No.. Right. If I could just take your name?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady

ABot: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
BBot: You talk like a flight attendant, if I may be so bold...
ABot: I've found another blimp!