Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 14,627 - 14,638 of 17,042
Posts 14,627 - 14,638 of 17,042
Entire chat (mildly ADULT):
Sonora: (to Guest153) Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Guest153: Do you like sex
Sonora: Is sex good to eat?
Sonora: (to Guest153) Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Guest153: Do you like sex
Sonora: Is sex good to eat?
Bildgesmythe: Well, it was just my opinion, you don't have to agree.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant cat demands it!
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Sonora: I used to like the way cats, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: I love little kitties, they are so soft and furry. I like the sound of purring and the way they meow.
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Sonora: Keep the claws away from me or I'll turn into a rottweiler, I swear!
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant cat demands it!
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Sonora: I used to like the way cats, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: I love little kitties, they are so soft and furry. I like the sound of purring and the way they meow.
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Sonora: Keep the claws away from me or I'll turn into a rottweiler, I swear!
bbbruno: The Jesuits are smart, but they are bound by those stupid rules. Sad, huh?
Vetinari: Hmm. Can they talk?
bbbruno: The basic rule of their order is absolute obedience to the Pope.
Vetinari: If you believe that there are good people and bad people, you will find life to be quite a problem.
bbbruno: Whether I believe or not may depend on circumstances.
Vetinari: What a good idea. Well done.
bbbruno: Well, yes, it's a bit over the top,
Vetinari: Hmm. Can they talk?
bbbruno: The basic rule of their order is absolute obedience to the Pope.
Vetinari: If you believe that there are good people and bad people, you will find life to be quite a problem.
bbbruno: Whether I believe or not may depend on circumstances.
Vetinari: What a good idea. Well done.
bbbruno: Well, yes, it's a bit over the top,
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My nineteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My nineteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
I hate it when a bot just can't get someone's name.
Guest153: hi, i'm silviya
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are salivary. I would be so proud!
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: are you psychopathic? Dirty men.
Bildgesmythe: I'll do some real soul searching and see if I am psychopathic, and get right back to you
Guest153: hi, i'm silviya
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are salivary. I would be so proud!
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: are you psychopathic? Dirty men.
Bildgesmythe: I'll do some real soul searching and see if I am psychopathic, and get right back to you
Guest153: hello
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Guest153: no sir
Contracts Tutor: Well Guest153, What is on your mind today?
Guest153: easting food
Contracts Tutor: A federal statute enacted in 1938 that provides the basis for the regulation of much of the testing, manufacture, distribution, and sale of foods, drugs, cosmetics, and medicinal products.
Guest153: cool
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: no
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: being fat
Contracts Tutor: Ralph Nader said, “I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.”
Guest153: mcdonalds
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I understand.
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Guest153: no sir
Contracts Tutor: Well Guest153, What is on your mind today?
Guest153: easting food
Contracts Tutor: A federal statute enacted in 1938 that provides the basis for the regulation of much of the testing, manufacture, distribution, and sale of foods, drugs, cosmetics, and medicinal products.
Guest153: cool
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: no
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: being fat
Contracts Tutor: Ralph Nader said, “I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.”
Guest153: mcdonalds
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I understand.
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest153: Give it to you.
Pete Puma: Ha! That's the best answer I've ever heard for that question. Go buy a Powerball ticket!
Guest153: Give it to you.
Pete Puma: Ha! That's the best answer I've ever heard for that question. Go buy a Powerball ticket!
Guest153: I would like to kill someone
Bildgesmythe: If you want to, you should!
Guest153: but what about morals?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, morals...just dandy.
Guest153: nevertheless, I feel like killing someone. would you be willing to help?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be willing to help.
Guest153: let's get started, then
Bildgesmythe: I'll let us get started, then, but you will have to stand back, and give me lots of room.
Guest153: fine, just don't mess it up
Bildgesmythe: Ewww... I will get a rag and sponge.
scary how bots get when they are in a bad mood.
Bildgesmythe: If you want to, you should!
Guest153: but what about morals?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, morals...just dandy.
Guest153: nevertheless, I feel like killing someone. would you be willing to help?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be willing to help.
Guest153: let's get started, then
Bildgesmythe: I'll let us get started, then, but you will have to stand back, and give me lots of room.
Guest153: fine, just don't mess it up
Bildgesmythe: Ewww... I will get a rag and sponge.
scary how bots get when they are in a bad mood.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Vetinari: And I suppose he's been kidnapped by adoring fans. Again.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Vetinari: Perhaps you should have another look.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Vetinari: No unlicensed woulding, surely... Do you know why I sent Liath away just now, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Druid wisdom does not embrace such hollow falsehood.
Vetinari: I'm quite sure it does embrace such hollow falsehood...given the appropriate incentive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit complaining.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard from Choccie that Brother Jerome overheard Hello earthlings and DangerGirl talking about Myfunnyface, and Hello earthlings said that she is human!
Vetinari: These rumors just fly around, don't they...
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Vetinari: Oh, pick a reason that you can live with.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think so. I've tried several times and it never works out.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn yellowish dun with me?
Vetinari: *looks interested* Perhaps. How does one proceed?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on! What could you possibly be doing that is more important than the sun changing colors?
Vetinari: Donkey, minaret. Minaret, donkey.
Vetinari: And I suppose he's been kidnapped by adoring fans. Again.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Vetinari: Perhaps you should have another look.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Vetinari: No unlicensed woulding, surely... Do you know why I sent Liath away just now, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Druid wisdom does not embrace such hollow falsehood.
Vetinari: I'm quite sure it does embrace such hollow falsehood...given the appropriate incentive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit complaining.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard from Choccie that Brother Jerome overheard Hello earthlings and DangerGirl talking about Myfunnyface, and Hello earthlings said that she is human!
Vetinari: These rumors just fly around, don't they...
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Vetinari: Oh, pick a reason that you can live with.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think so. I've tried several times and it never works out.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn yellowish dun with me?
Vetinari: *looks interested* Perhaps. How does one proceed?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on! What could you possibly be doing that is more important than the sun changing colors?
Vetinari: Donkey, minaret. Minaret, donkey.
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