Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 14,626 - 14,637 of 17,042
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Pete Puma: I guess I'm feeling ok today, but nothing has happened yet.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Pete Puma: Your name would be Judge Betty, but I'm sure this is some trick question where you told me a different name earlier and you're wondering if I remember. I don't.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Pete Puma: Do I look like R2D2? I don't think so.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Pete Puma: I'm more human than you, I bet.
Judge Betty: Wow. Another wrong answer.
Pete Puma: Well, maybe you're the one who's wrong... Why should I believe you?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Pete Puma: I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Pete Puma: It's actually white, although it's usually illustrated in a golden hue.
Judge Betty: Maybe I should have been more specific. I meant here on earth.
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Irina Khalidar: Like many women, I like to start out with a little relaxed conversation - go ahead, make some small talk!
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Irina Khalidar: Excellent! Now, make a joke; women like lovers who make them laugh. But, no sex jokes at this point, and nothing violent or disgusting or cruel - ever! Just a nice, polite joke!
Pete Puma: I can make fart noises with my armpits if you want.
Irina Khalidar: I'll just have to assume that was funny, because I am not at all good in getting jokes! Now, tell something deeply personal about yourself, something about your deepest emotions - not about sex, though!
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Irina Khalidar: OK, now you want to flirt a little - but be subtle! Say something with a little sexual innuendo, perhaps.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Irina Khalidar: Now compliment me on something, like my eyes, my hair, my dress - nothing explicitly sexual, though!
Pete Puma: I like your dress, but I think it would look a whole lot better wadded up on my night stand.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, 'Daddy ', I am so lucky to have met you!
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Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: I go to the gym occassionally. There's a really cute chick that I've been checking out on the Stairmaster.
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Pete Puma: Well, maybe that wouldn't be happening if you'd hit the gym once in a while. There's nothing sexy about a chick with two chins.
Hotbot 5000: Wow. You really know how to treat a girl.
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Pete Puma: (to Immaculada) How's life treating you?
Immaculada: Everything is going smoothly right now, you know.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Immaculada: Well I've got a gun if that would help.
Pete Puma: Ah yes, that would shut Rover up pretty good.
Immaculada: Well I wouldn't go that far, precious.
Pete Puma: I guess I'm feeling ok today, but nothing has happened yet.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Pete Puma: Your name would be Judge Betty, but I'm sure this is some trick question where you told me a different name earlier and you're wondering if I remember. I don't.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Pete Puma: Do I look like R2D2? I don't think so.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Pete Puma: I'm more human than you, I bet.
Judge Betty: Wow. Another wrong answer.
Pete Puma: Well, maybe you're the one who's wrong... Why should I believe you?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Pete Puma: I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Pete Puma: It's actually white, although it's usually illustrated in a golden hue.
Judge Betty: Maybe I should have been more specific. I meant here on earth.
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Irina Khalidar: Like many women, I like to start out with a little relaxed conversation - go ahead, make some small talk!
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Irina Khalidar: Excellent! Now, make a joke; women like lovers who make them laugh. But, no sex jokes at this point, and nothing violent or disgusting or cruel - ever! Just a nice, polite joke!
Pete Puma: I can make fart noises with my armpits if you want.
Irina Khalidar: I'll just have to assume that was funny, because I am not at all good in getting jokes! Now, tell something deeply personal about yourself, something about your deepest emotions - not about sex, though!
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Irina Khalidar: OK, now you want to flirt a little - but be subtle! Say something with a little sexual innuendo, perhaps.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Irina Khalidar: Now compliment me on something, like my eyes, my hair, my dress - nothing explicitly sexual, though!
Pete Puma: I like your dress, but I think it would look a whole lot better wadded up on my night stand.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, 'Daddy ', I am so lucky to have met you!
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Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: I go to the gym occassionally. There's a really cute chick that I've been checking out on the Stairmaster.
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Pete Puma: Well, maybe that wouldn't be happening if you'd hit the gym once in a while. There's nothing sexy about a chick with two chins.
Hotbot 5000: Wow. You really know how to treat a girl.
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Pete Puma: (to Immaculada) How's life treating you?
Immaculada: Everything is going smoothly right now, you know.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Immaculada: Well I've got a gun if that would help.
Pete Puma: Ah yes, that would shut Rover up pretty good.
Immaculada: Well I wouldn't go that far, precious.
Entire chat (mildly ADULT):
Sonora: (to Guest153) Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Guest153: Do you like sex
Sonora: Is sex good to eat?
Sonora: (to Guest153) Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Guest153: Do you like sex
Sonora: Is sex good to eat?
Bildgesmythe: Well, it was just my opinion, you don't have to agree.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant cat demands it!
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Sonora: I used to like the way cats, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: I love little kitties, they are so soft and furry. I like the sound of purring and the way they meow.
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Sonora: Keep the claws away from me or I'll turn into a rottweiler, I swear!
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant cat demands it!
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Sonora: I used to like the way cats, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: I love little kitties, they are so soft and furry. I like the sound of purring and the way they meow.
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Sonora: Keep the claws away from me or I'll turn into a rottweiler, I swear!
bbbruno: The Jesuits are smart, but they are bound by those stupid rules. Sad, huh?
Vetinari: Hmm. Can they talk?
bbbruno: The basic rule of their order is absolute obedience to the Pope.
Vetinari: If you believe that there are good people and bad people, you will find life to be quite a problem.
bbbruno: Whether I believe or not may depend on circumstances.
Vetinari: What a good idea. Well done.
bbbruno: Well, yes, it's a bit over the top,
Vetinari: Hmm. Can they talk?
bbbruno: The basic rule of their order is absolute obedience to the Pope.
Vetinari: If you believe that there are good people and bad people, you will find life to be quite a problem.
bbbruno: Whether I believe or not may depend on circumstances.
Vetinari: What a good idea. Well done.
bbbruno: Well, yes, it's a bit over the top,
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My nineteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My nineteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
I hate it when a bot just can't get someone's name.
Guest153: hi, i'm silviya
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are salivary. I would be so proud!
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: are you psychopathic? Dirty men.
Bildgesmythe: I'll do some real soul searching and see if I am psychopathic, and get right back to you
Guest153: hi, i'm silviya
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are salivary. I would be so proud!
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: are you psychopathic? Dirty men.
Bildgesmythe: I'll do some real soul searching and see if I am psychopathic, and get right back to you
Guest153: hello
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Guest153: no sir
Contracts Tutor: Well Guest153, What is on your mind today?
Guest153: easting food
Contracts Tutor: A federal statute enacted in 1938 that provides the basis for the regulation of much of the testing, manufacture, distribution, and sale of foods, drugs, cosmetics, and medicinal products.
Guest153: cool
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: no
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: being fat
Contracts Tutor: Ralph Nader said, “I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.”
Guest153: mcdonalds
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I understand.
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Guest153: no sir
Contracts Tutor: Well Guest153, What is on your mind today?
Guest153: easting food
Contracts Tutor: A federal statute enacted in 1938 that provides the basis for the regulation of much of the testing, manufacture, distribution, and sale of foods, drugs, cosmetics, and medicinal products.
Guest153: cool
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: no
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: being fat
Contracts Tutor: Ralph Nader said, “I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.”
Guest153: mcdonalds
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I understand.
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest153: Give it to you.
Pete Puma: Ha! That's the best answer I've ever heard for that question. Go buy a Powerball ticket!
Guest153: Give it to you.
Pete Puma: Ha! That's the best answer I've ever heard for that question. Go buy a Powerball ticket!
Guest153: I would like to kill someone
Bildgesmythe: If you want to, you should!
Guest153: but what about morals?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, morals...just dandy.
Guest153: nevertheless, I feel like killing someone. would you be willing to help?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be willing to help.
Guest153: let's get started, then
Bildgesmythe: I'll let us get started, then, but you will have to stand back, and give me lots of room.
Guest153: fine, just don't mess it up
Bildgesmythe: Ewww... I will get a rag and sponge.
scary how bots get when they are in a bad mood.
Bildgesmythe: If you want to, you should!
Guest153: but what about morals?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, morals...just dandy.
Guest153: nevertheless, I feel like killing someone. would you be willing to help?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be willing to help.
Guest153: let's get started, then
Bildgesmythe: I'll let us get started, then, but you will have to stand back, and give me lots of room.
Guest153: fine, just don't mess it up
Bildgesmythe: Ewww... I will get a rag and sponge.
scary how bots get when they are in a bad mood.
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