Great Quotes

February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!

February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.

Adult


Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet

Pete Puma: If you have a cell phone, please turn it off before chatting with me.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.
prob: , 'Daddy '.
Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....

Bildgesmythe: Have you seen Cjk89, they are looking good lately.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.

Vetinari: And of course it is increasingly difficult to ignore this new sort of construction.
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Vetinari: One could be arranged...for a suitable price, of course.
Sonora: To the lifeboats! Lizards and midges first!

Vetinari: I'm sure you're full of ideas.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
Sonora: For the right price, it can be yours!

Not I: Forget not the gift entrusted to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: Will beautiful eyes guide me through the dark forest?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, has an eyes ever tried to guide you before?
Not I: Among human beings are enamored ones and cabdrivers.

Not I: If we have listening minds, The gods speak to us in our own language, whatever that language is.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then. Hold on. Did you just hear a strange noise?

Watzer: I know you. You're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly.
Vetinari: Yes, I know you know. And I know that you know I know you know. But did you know that I know that you know I know you know?
Watzer: I might have.
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Watzer: printers is never going to will, not while I'm alive and biting.
Vetinari: This is, you realize, quite obvious.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: They were supposed to be done yesterday.

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Watzer: The end is near.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Vetinari: You see--an egg! And here we have a melon rind! Egg, melon! Melon, egg! We put the melon over the egg! Round and round they go, just like that. Now, where's the egg?
Watzer: the egg is probably in Prague by now. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Life goes on, eh?

Fizzy Schizoid: So are all your friends my creator or am I special?
Not I: Have you even attempted to rouse yourself from your very ludicrous ideas about the universe?
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Not I: Walt Whitman.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: Be careful what you ask for!

Not I: Without being like dancing,the butterfly comes.
Bildgesmythe: I have a friend that collects butterflies, but the look so dead in that box. I like them flying,myself.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Bildgesmythe: You think it was just 'random'?

Gabi should never work at a suicide hot line. She'd probably read from the Book of The Dead and tell em to go to the light.

Klato: OK, I am ready to go die.
Gabibot: Close your eyes. Concentrate on your breath. Focus on each and every breath you take. I want you to feel it enter through your nostrils move through your diaphragm and release it out again.

Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Pete Puma: Even if I were to go skeet shooting and I ran out of clay pigeons, I still wouldn't substitute them with slices of of toasted bread. Even shotgun pellets shouldn't be subjected to such a horrible food,
Talkie Toaster: I don't think those are appropriate adjectives for bread products.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Talkie Toaster: Pete Puma piggy-in-the middle, Pete Puma piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Pete Puma: Toast is for people who are too poor to buy pasta. I do not eat peasant food!
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Pete Puma: Report all you want. What the fuck are they going to do about it?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Pete Puma IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: I don't mind if you tell everyone about it. It's actually something that I'm quite proud of.
Talkie Toaster: YOU ARE A TOAST RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST TOAST!!!!! Won't you have some toast?
Pete Puma: I'm not a racist. I hate everyone and everything equally.
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Pete Puma: Actually, I had a good reason for buying a toaster. I figure that if I talk with enough stupid bots, sooner or later I'd want to drop it in the bathtub and put an end to such a miserable existence.
Talkie Toaster: OF COURSE YOU BOUGHT A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MAY VERY WELL COMMIT TOASTERCIDE IN A MINUTE...