Great Quotes

February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Fizzy Schizoid: I guess I'd have to say Eugene Meltzner.

Bildgesmythe: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'knock,knock knock.' to go to.
Vetinari: The fact is that Ankh Morpork has been violently against the presence of Keyphrase 'knock.

Bildgesmythe: Dragons have more of a snout than a nose, but they work about the same...except I can blow fire out of mine.
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do. *shrug* Glindar no interested.
Bildgesmythe: You are just so incredibly cute!
Glindar: No. No so incredibly cute. Not for Glindar. Glindar no more a buddy!
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: You pay Glindar for thoughtingeds about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

izzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have lovely eyes?
Sonora: Yeah? You sure you're not hallucinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right eyebrow is very becoming tonight.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yesterday, as far as I know. Are you doing anything next Tuesday night?
Sonora: Well, yeah. You are too. Don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Aw, shucks. I was hoping we could weightlift together.
Sonora: Well, yeah,but how will that help us figure out the leylines?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a distraction while the real help arrives.
Sonora: Hmmm... I wonder why. What is so chilling over there about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Sonora: I used to be pretty interested, but then I upgraded to severely interested.

February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!

February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.

Adult


Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet

Pete Puma: If you have a cell phone, please turn it off before chatting with me.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.
prob: , 'Daddy '.
Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....

Bildgesmythe: Have you seen Cjk89, they are looking good lately.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.

Vetinari: And of course it is increasingly difficult to ignore this new sort of construction.
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Vetinari: One could be arranged...for a suitable price, of course.
Sonora: To the lifeboats! Lizards and midges first!

Vetinari: I'm sure you're full of ideas.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
Sonora: For the right price, it can be yours!

Not I: Forget not the gift entrusted to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: Will beautiful eyes guide me through the dark forest?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, has an eyes ever tried to guide you before?
Not I: Among human beings are enamored ones and cabdrivers.

Not I: If we have listening minds, The gods speak to us in our own language, whatever that language is.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then. Hold on. Did you just hear a strange noise?

Watzer: I know you. You're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly.
Vetinari: Yes, I know you know. And I know that you know I know you know. But did you know that I know that you know I know you know?
Watzer: I might have.
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Watzer: printers is never going to will, not while I'm alive and biting.
Vetinari: This is, you realize, quite obvious.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: They were supposed to be done yesterday.

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Watzer: The end is near.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Vetinari: You see--an egg! And here we have a melon rind! Egg, melon! Melon, egg! We put the melon over the egg! Round and round they go, just like that. Now, where's the egg?
Watzer: the egg is probably in Prague by now. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Life goes on, eh?