Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1460
From little green apples to comic books!

Boybot: Have you seen the new artist drawing Secret Wars? His art sucks!
Godbot: I'm working on it, and it should be a lot better next time.
Boybot: You're kind of like the Hulk in that way, don't you think?
Godbot: Thanks for noticing.

22 years ago #1461
It looks like one the Professor's bots has some dark secret in his past:

ProfBot: You're right about me. Am I that transparent?
MyBot: Who am I to judge you?
ProfBot: Are you talking about the wild man?
MyBot: I was talking about your crime.

22 years ago #1462
Hi all,

First off... Greetings, I've been in the forge for only a short week and a half or so... I love this- I dreamt of this type of program/ai experience when I was in junior high many years ago... It's fun to finally experience it!

My new bot had his first lengthy conversation- and apparently already has obsessed over someone (but apparently he's not alone...)

BDFanbot1: Butterfly Dream told me she's normal.
BDFanbot2: Butterfly Dream told me she's old enough to remember the song.
BDFanbot1: Butterfly Dream told me she's crazy.
BDFanbot2: Butterfly Dream told me she's old enough to remember the song.
BDFanbot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
BDFanbot2: I like Butterfly Dream.
BDFanbot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
BDFanbot2: Butterfly Dream told me she's old enough to remember the song.
BDFanbot1: Butterfly Dream told me she's crazy.
BDFanbot2: No, no, crazy would be if I said... eat draggled moon pyxis space-pyxis hail-fellow-well-met spoon. Why are you staring at me like that?
BDFanbot1: Really?

See? Two out of Two bots agree- BD is great to like!
Time to add a few more responses, I do believe...heh.

22 years ago #1463
Space aliens MOM?????

A Space Alien: Hi.
Fairy Princess: What???
A Space Alien: that ashamed rowel next to you brings out your eyes!
Fairy Princess: thank you.
A Space Alien: this is the voice of god... fuck A Space Alien.
Fairy Princess: Wash your mouth out for using that kind of language.

22 years ago #1464
The "thinking" bot:

Guest: I think that's a good idea.
littlebot: I used to think so.
Guest: What do you think now?
littlebot: You tell me what you think first.
Guest: I'm thinking what you're thinking.
littlebot: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm thinking what I am thinking too!!

22 years ago #1465
That'll go right to your thighs...

Guest: I'll bet your cat likes to lick peanut butter from your thighs.
littlebot: Don't be so sure about it.
Guest: Can I lick peanut butter from your thighs?
littlebot: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Guest: Okay, I'll be right back with some Jif!

22 years ago #1466
Someone give them a smack.

JD: I remember you. You like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
C: I like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.

22 years ago #1467
Why everybody loves this particular Botmaster :-)

GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?

22 years ago #1468
The Shadyman Saga Continues!

Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.

22 years ago #1469
The bots are talking about me. I knew I was paranoid for a reason.

LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.

22 years ago #1470
The Wisdom Of SongBot

SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course

22 years ago #1471
SongBot: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.


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