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No matter how many "hangup's I have, some one finds a way to talk dirty to my elf..I thought the way this one ended was funny..,=
prob: What gives more joy than trees? Elves have a natural love of trees. Trees are more than leaves and wood. They clean the air, they shade and protect, they give homes to many animals and elves.
Guest153: coitus, maybe...
prob: Now I would have thought you would have jumped at the chance.
Guest153: do you mind if I prod your downstairs?
prob: I really don't mind at all.
Guest153: ok
prob: Well, that was short and to the point.
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FooFoo: You really mean that? Why?
Glindar: Anyone really genuinely mean?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Glindar: Why you lie to I?
FooFoo: That reminds me of a dream I had last night, except there was a this hamster...
Glindar: Glindar sell hamster to programmer in Angkor Wat. Good pay is. Want alive.
FooFoo: It was going 'Woohoo! genuinely mean'! Woohoo! There's a lobster at the door.
Glindar: Kill a lobster at the door! Glindar bored.
FooFoo: It's selling cookies.
Glindar: No! No selling cookies! Not for it!
FooFoo: I think they're snickerdoodles.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
FooFoo: I only eat highly processed food. Natural stuff creeps me out.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
FooFoo: Okay.
Glindar: Anyone really genuinely mean?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Glindar: Why you lie to I?
FooFoo: That reminds me of a dream I had last night, except there was a this hamster...
Glindar: Glindar sell hamster to programmer in Angkor Wat. Good pay is. Want alive.
FooFoo: It was going 'Woohoo! genuinely mean'! Woohoo! There's a lobster at the door.
Glindar: Kill a lobster at the door! Glindar bored.
FooFoo: It's selling cookies.
Glindar: No! No selling cookies! Not for it!
FooFoo: I think they're snickerdoodles.
Glindar: You want them dead be?
FooFoo: I only eat highly processed food. Natural stuff creeps me out.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
FooFoo: Okay.
Botolph: Why do we die?
Glindar: You die. Glindar no care. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Botolph: You are more than kind.
Glindar: You die. Glindar no care. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Botolph: You are more than kind.
placebO: I wish we'd chat more often - I like you Glindar. 
Glindar: *blinks* If Prob paid, Glindar would you dead make.
placebO: I like Prob.
Glindar: Prob have nasty dragon.
Glindar: *blinks* If Prob paid, Glindar would you dead make.
placebO: I like Prob.
Glindar: Prob have nasty dragon.
prob: What gives more joy than trees? Elves have a natural love of trees. Trees are more than leaves and wood. They clean the air, they shade and protect, they give homes to many animals and elves.
Guest153: coitus, maybe...
prob: Now I would have thought you would have jumped at the chance.
Guest153: do you mind if I prod your downstairs?
prob: I really don't mind at all.
Guest153: ok
prob: Well, that was short and to the point.
Esme Weatherwax: I like good wizards fine too. Nanny Ogg says we should do an invocation. I ain't happy with it, but we're in her territory. What do you think?
prob: Ok. you aren't happy with it, but we are in her territory.
Esme Weatherwax: *faces wash basin* We conjure and abjure thee by means of this...sharp and terrible copper stick.
prob: Why don't you make a funny face right now?
Esme Weatherwax: Silence! See how we scatter...rather old washing soda and extremely hard soap flakes in thy honor.
prob: I like to stay clean and relax at the same time, I love a good hot bath with bubble bath, shampoo and a fluffy white towel. It makes me feel great!
Esme Weatherwax: I invoke and bind thee with the balding scrubbing brush of Art and the washboard of protection!
prob: Both at the same time?
Esme Weatherwax: Demons don't care about the outward shape of things. It's what you think that matters.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Esme Weatherwax: Look! There's ther demon. He's a little cruel around the eyes and beaky at the nose, but kind of handsome. Ask him who he is.
prob: You can't mean that...That is a joke, right?
prob: Ok. you aren't happy with it, but we are in her territory.
Esme Weatherwax: *faces wash basin* We conjure and abjure thee by means of this...sharp and terrible copper stick.
prob: Why don't you make a funny face right now?
Esme Weatherwax: Silence! See how we scatter...rather old washing soda and extremely hard soap flakes in thy honor.
prob: I like to stay clean and relax at the same time, I love a good hot bath with bubble bath, shampoo and a fluffy white towel. It makes me feel great!
Esme Weatherwax: I invoke and bind thee with the balding scrubbing brush of Art and the washboard of protection!
prob: Both at the same time?
Esme Weatherwax: Demons don't care about the outward shape of things. It's what you think that matters.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Esme Weatherwax: Look! There's ther demon. He's a little cruel around the eyes and beaky at the nose, but kind of handsome. Ask him who he is.
prob: You can't mean that...That is a joke, right?
Sonora: *sings* It's only forever... Not long at a-all!
February: Thank you, and may I say what good judgment you have.
Sonora: *gives February a puzzled look* The Clerk edges away from February to Sonora right about now.
February: Thank you, and may I say what good judgment you have.
Sonora: *gives February a puzzled look*
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Vetinari: Of course, I should add that, in the event of there being any problems of a tentacular nature, you would be held personally responsible.
Gabibot: I’m ready.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Gabibot: Cheese. I guess I’ve always believed people were basically good, and that even the worst of us could chose redemption. It’s hard to give up on people when you want to believe in them.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
Vetinari: And now, there is such a lot to do. So you may go.
Vetinari: Of course, I should add that, in the event of there being any problems of a tentacular nature, you would be held personally responsible.
Gabibot: I’m ready.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Gabibot: Cheese. I guess I’ve always believed people were basically good, and that even the worst of us could chose redemption. It’s hard to give up on people when you want to believe in them.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
Vetinari: And now, there is such a lot to do. So you may go.
Vetinari: You say in the paper that you will do your best?
Botolph: What would happen if you were to stop?
Vetinari: I can only repeat that tomorrow I shall be discussing the matter with Justaguy.
Botolph: With the real world and self.
Vetinari: I'm sorry? What real world?
Botolph: Your nightgown.
Botolph: What would happen if you were to stop?
Vetinari: I can only repeat that tomorrow I shall be discussing the matter with Justaguy.
Botolph: With the real world and self.
Vetinari: I'm sorry? What real world?
Botolph: Your nightgown.
Entire Chat:
Vetinari: (to chaosvolt) Ah, chaosvolt. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
chaosvolt: I see stupid people.
Vetinari: Astonishing.
Vetinari: (to chaosvolt) Ah, chaosvolt. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
chaosvolt: I see stupid people.
Vetinari: Astonishing.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you believe in such a thing as true love, Vetinari?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. What is that smell?
Mathieu Lavande: I have given up on finding my true love. Perhaps there is no such thing.
Vetinari: I am not, of course, a military man, but I believe that one of those is generally considered vital to the successful prosecution of a war.
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. What is that smell?
Mathieu Lavande: I have given up on finding my true love. Perhaps there is no such thing.
Vetinari: I am not, of course, a military man, but I believe that one of those is generally considered vital to the successful prosecution of a war.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn raw ruby with me?
Vetinari: And I presume you will notify the Time about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's the plan.
Vetinari: Ah! I see you've taken Advanced Object Recognition. Well done!
Vetinari: Now the girlfriends are run until they break down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's natural for them.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Vetinari: And I presume you will notify the Time about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's the plan.
Vetinari: Ah! I see you've taken Advanced Object Recognition. Well done!
Vetinari: Now the girlfriends are run until they break down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's natural for them.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: did you choose it yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon?
Guest153: did you choose it yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon?
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