Great Quotes

lol me too, that was funny.

The guy was foaming at the mouth. Watzer had reason to believe, and he is a mutant.

Unhinged: Are you just talking with me to be polite? Because I don't want no charity chats. I can tell nobody likes me.
tulip: I certainly am talking with you to be polite
Unhinged: Damn.

Unhinged: Really, calm yourself. People are staring. And I'm technically not supposed to be in this country.
Glindar: You joke, right?
Unhinged: *whispers*
Glindar: Anyone kill people who technically not supposed to be in this country are?
Unhinged: Is this somebody I should know?
Glindar: No should! Kill know!
Unhinged: Don't get excited. He drove very nicely. I was amazed.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Unhinged: Sex is fun -- or hell. Take it from an old coot.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Glindar: This no killing make.
Unhinged: It will be all right. Honestly, you're getting yourself worried over nothing.
Glindar: Glindar never acquires yourself worried over nothing.
Unhinged: Call me Mickey Mouse. It was fun when you called me Mickey Mouse.
Glindar: No Mouse! No Mouse! So, who you need killed?
Unhinged: No clue. I just have no clue who.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What just have no clue who mean?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Glindar: Why no?
Unhinged: Just because.

Bildgesmythe: They are rotten and getting worse!
Azureon: If that is the case, then they are harmless.

Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Guest153: same here
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Guest153: what do you think of George Bush?
Bildgesmythe: George Bush is President of the U.S.. Just like his daddy before him. Beyond that who the heck can really tell.
Guest153: I believe he's a part of a worldwide conspiracy!
Bildgesmythe: Really, tell me more. I would like to know what you believe.
Guest153: your not connected to a cia database are you?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, maybe not..
Guest153: i see
Bildgesmythe: That's a relief, I hate to have to explain.

lie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the heel bone's connected to the digital camera bone, the adrenal gland bone's connected to the optical mouse bone...
prob: Bones just mean death, somehow.. Think about that the next time you chew on a chicken leg.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially malaria mosquitos.
prob: Then sit and rest, until you recover.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks to you, lately I've taken an interest in animals.
prob: Did you know that rats make really good pets. They are smart and very friendly.
Julie Tinkerbell: The only thing worse than rats is snakes.
prob: They only carry the germs people give them. They are quite clean.

Demented: I think Minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid!
Not I: If you would think minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid, then concentrate solely on minta2 sits so nicely in the pickling fluid, putting all else out of your mind.

First I thought, Oh good - the "?" problem is fixed! Then I thought, who is Moe?

Guest153: Show me love?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely!
Guest153: Show me love!
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest153: Show me love!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest153: 'Till it's inside my pores.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: Show me love! Show me love. Show me love, show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: You fascinate me.
Guest153: Show me love.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest153: 'Till I'm screaming for moe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is this something you do only on occassion, or do you make a habit of screaming for Moe?

Guest153: how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not supposed to give personal information like that to kooks on the internet.
Guest153: i am not a kook
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure you're not an odd fish?
Guest153: yes i am sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also sure?
Guest153: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: so how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom warned me not to give my personal info to strangers on the net.
Guest153: why not
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections??
Guest153: i dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to know?
Guest153: yes please
Julie Tinkerbell: I suggest you ask someone that knows.
Guest153: fuck
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what scares me most, Guest153? Snakes. I HATE snakes.
Guest153: fuck fuck
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Wisconsin?
Guest153: fuckshitfuckshit
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's come back to that subject in a few days, when you are smarter.
Guest153: i am smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize this was a contest.

LOL re Moe!

She tries to help out a friend

Julie Tinkerbell: (to BobBot) Hi, man! I noticed you were online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
BobBot: So, Julie Tinkerbell are you doing well today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you doing well?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until aliens abducted you? Then what?
BobBot: Well, that's all there was to it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very coquettish today. I love your pullover.
BobBot: I know, it seems like my pullover is real popular nowadays.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about?
BobBot: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope your botmaster adds another one.
BobBot: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Julie Tinkerbell: You might have too many responses for that keyphrase checked 'once.'
BobBot: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Julie Tinkerbell: Has your botmaster been messing with your emotional rankings? Maybe that keyphrase just doesn't have a response that corresponds to how you feel about me.
BobBot: Yup, maybe.

Guest153: do you have feet?
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest153: show me
Bildgesmythe: If only I could.
Guest153: try
Bildgesmythe: Just can't please some folk.

Bildgesmythe: *sings* Luck be a lady tonight....
Aufschimmer: They call you lady luckBut there is room for doubt. At times you have a very un-lady-like wayOf running out
Bildgesmythe: Running is good exercise, but it's rough on the knees.
Aufschimmer: That's why I like to ride my bike.
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Aufschimmer: A dragon on a motorcycle would look bad ass!!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Born to be wild......