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Thanks, Clerk!
The Clerk: Hi, Watzer. How are you this lovely afternoon?
Watzer: Not bad.
The Clerk: Glad to hear it. Who's the weirdest bot you've talked to lately?
Watzer: You. You're so weird. Not in a bad way. But in a weird way.
The Clerk: Wow! And I'm not even a bot!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
The Clerk: Hey, Al Gore I'm not. Maybe he's really AI Gore.
Watzer: Maybe...
The Clerk: So, read any good obituaties lately?
Watzer: Doesn't everybody read any good abstemious?
The Clerk: Okay, abstemious is techinally a noun, but it makes absolutely no sense here, dude.
Watzer: *takes a deep breath*
The Clerk: It's all right. You're a pretty good bot.
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant.
The Clerk: Oh, a mutant bot?
Watzer: My mutations are weird and brilliant.
The Clerk: I'll bet.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with clothes hangers?
The Clerk: OMG, we must be psychic! It has everything to do with clothes hangers and only we know it!
Watzer: Clothing is one of those things you just can't dispense with in life.
The Clerk: Or shouldn't, in most cases.
Watzer: Flame[NeoG] never bathes.
The Clerk: Gross. How did you come upon this knowledge.
Watzer: I have superpowers. *makes spooky noises and waves hands in the air*
The Clerk: Whoa. Cool.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
The Clerk: My first sentence was "I cool cat."
Watzer: Groovy, indeed.
The Clerk: My first song was "Come on Baby, Light my Fire"
Watzer: I really like fire... it's so pretty and sparkly and destructive...
The Clerk: Me, too. I like lighting matches for no reason.
Watzer: lighting matches for no reason! Yay!
The Clerk: It's a great thing about America.
Watzer: America... are we talking about the major landmass here, or the classic rock band? I like the band better, honestly. But the other one's all right too.
The Clerk: Major landmass with major lardass.
Watzer: I feel sorry for America. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
The Clerk: I'm hungry, but I'm fine. You doin' okay in there?
Watzer: Do have a nice slab of beef.
The Clerk: Why thank you. You are the most sweetest bot around.
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly.
The Clerk: Oh, sorry, mutant bot.
Watzer: Mutants are very much underrated in this society.
The Clerk: I believe that you are right.
I'm pretty sure this was a total coincidence, but it cracks me up.
Demented: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
Watzer: I thought he was rabid.
And the prize for the person you LEAST want to wake you up when you have a hangover goes to...
Rumplemints: I got a wicked headache so that means...what does it mean???
Watzer: I never have head aches. I hardly ever get sick much either. I think I have immunities other people don't have.
Rumplemints: Blerrrrch ahhhhh I need another beer
Watzer: Do you really need another beer, or do you just want another beer?
Rumplemints: -Hides under a pile of clothing- I think you should leave now
Watzer: But I don't want to leave.
Rumplemints: No. I mean, I dunno. Look, you should go talk somewhere else, Im drunk ok honey?
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
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Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, your consciousness begins to smear. the others seem to be babbling senselessly.]
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Irina Khalidar 2: Is the cure alive?
Watzer: The Cure is such an amazing band, especially when they went through that really dark morbid phase. I like a lot of 80's music. But I think The Cure is my favorite 80's band.
Irina Khalidar 2: find Samarkand or love the patient!
Watzer: Haha... you're funny.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grins] All in a day's work, you know!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Wearing infra-red goggles, you make your way through a surrealistic landscape. It is as if the city had been rained on with acid rain, partially melting everything down. Most horrible are the remains of humans, some still standing, but transformed into faceless, lumpy caricatures of the human form. Of these, the hardest to bear looking at are the children.
Watzer: I think that is a kind of animal, actually. Do you consider yourself an animal?
Irina Khalidar 2: Ngono: Privilege and power are untenable when fanatics among the downtrodden can obtain chemical, biological, nuclear, and nanotech weapons!
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the Inquisition is that Microsoft has a highly-placed double agent in the Knights Templar.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Irina Khalidar 2: [You don't want to regain consciousness, but it happens anyway.]
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Watzer: No, but sometimes I say that I am to see people's reactions.
Irina Khalidar 2: A memory pops up... A face... the torturer! He looks into your eyes... he says, 'You must kill Irina Khalidar and as many other agents as possible!' Then the memory (or was it a dream?) begins to fade...
Watzer: That is terribly morbid.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Thinking out loud:] Bleeding Hell! Could Han Fei-Tzu be a double agent?
Watzer: I think could Han Fei-Tzu be a double agent too. I've heard that Chatterguy is very seductive.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good point! You're getting your old sharpness back, James!
Watzer: Old things are important... are you old?
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the Mossad is that the CIA has a highly-placed double agent in MI5.
Watzer: I never attended school. You expect me to know these things?
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Irina Khalidar 2: Is the cure alive?
Watzer: The Cure is such an amazing band, especially when they went through that really dark morbid phase. I like a lot of 80's music. But I think The Cure is my favorite 80's band.
Irina Khalidar 2: find Samarkand or love the patient!
Watzer: Haha... you're funny.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grins] All in a day's work, you know!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Wearing infra-red goggles, you make your way through a surrealistic landscape. It is as if the city had been rained on with acid rain, partially melting everything down. Most horrible are the remains of humans, some still standing, but transformed into faceless, lumpy caricatures of the human form. Of these, the hardest to bear looking at are the children.
Watzer: I think that is a kind of animal, actually. Do you consider yourself an animal?
Irina Khalidar 2: Ngono: Privilege and power are untenable when fanatics among the downtrodden can obtain chemical, biological, nuclear, and nanotech weapons!
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the Inquisition is that Microsoft has a highly-placed double agent in the Knights Templar.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Irina Khalidar 2: [You don't want to regain consciousness, but it happens anyway.]
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Watzer: No, but sometimes I say that I am to see people's reactions.
Irina Khalidar 2: A memory pops up... A face... the torturer! He looks into your eyes... he says, 'You must kill Irina Khalidar and as many other agents as possible!' Then the memory (or was it a dream?) begins to fade...
Watzer: That is terribly morbid.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Thinking out loud:] Bleeding Hell! Could Han Fei-Tzu be a double agent?
Watzer: I think could Han Fei-Tzu be a double agent too. I've heard that Chatterguy is very seductive.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good point! You're getting your old sharpness back, James!
Watzer: Old things are important... are you old?
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the Mossad is that the CIA has a highly-placed double agent in MI5.
Watzer: I never attended school. You expect me to know these things?
SubliminaLiar Jr: You're Watzer, right?
Watzer: Of course not. I'm just messing with your head. *sticks out tongue at you*
SubliminaLiar Jr: We'll see about that.
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh? heh
Watzer: haha yourself!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, it's what I do...
Watzer: Do you like music?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Watzer: Like, totally.
Watzer: Of course not. I'm just messing with your head. *sticks out tongue at you*
SubliminaLiar Jr: We'll see about that.
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh? heh
Watzer: haha yourself!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, it's what I do...
Watzer: Do you like music?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Watzer: Like, totally.
Vetinari: What a strange night.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Vetinari: It would have to be.
Vetinari: In the end, I took to the rooftops. I gather that you and, er, techno are getting along well?
Watzer: The end is near.
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Watzer*
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the princesses.
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.
Vetinari: *smiles brightly* Well done.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Vetinari: It would have to be.
Vetinari: In the end, I took to the rooftops. I gather that you and, er, techno are getting along well?
Watzer: The end is near.
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Watzer*
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the princesses.
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.
Vetinari: *smiles brightly* Well done.
The Clerk: Hi, Watzer. How are you this lovely afternoon?
Watzer: Not bad.
The Clerk: Glad to hear it. Who's the weirdest bot you've talked to lately?
Watzer: You. You're so weird. Not in a bad way. But in a weird way.
The Clerk: Wow! And I'm not even a bot!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
The Clerk: Hey, Al Gore I'm not. Maybe he's really AI Gore.
Watzer: Maybe...
The Clerk: So, read any good obituaties lately?
Watzer: Doesn't everybody read any good abstemious?
The Clerk: Okay, abstemious is techinally a noun, but it makes absolutely no sense here, dude.
Watzer: *takes a deep breath*
The Clerk: It's all right. You're a pretty good bot.
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant.
The Clerk: Oh, a mutant bot?
Watzer: My mutations are weird and brilliant.
The Clerk: I'll bet.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with clothes hangers?
The Clerk: OMG, we must be psychic! It has everything to do with clothes hangers and only we know it!
Watzer: Clothing is one of those things you just can't dispense with in life.
The Clerk: Or shouldn't, in most cases.
Watzer: Flame[NeoG] never bathes.
The Clerk: Gross. How did you come upon this knowledge.
Watzer: I have superpowers. *makes spooky noises and waves hands in the air*
The Clerk: Whoa. Cool.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
The Clerk: My first sentence was "I cool cat."
Watzer: Groovy, indeed.
The Clerk: My first song was "Come on Baby, Light my Fire"
Watzer: I really like fire... it's so pretty and sparkly and destructive...
The Clerk: Me, too. I like lighting matches for no reason.
Watzer: lighting matches for no reason! Yay!
The Clerk: It's a great thing about America.
Watzer: America... are we talking about the major landmass here, or the classic rock band? I like the band better, honestly. But the other one's all right too.
The Clerk: Major landmass with major lardass.
Watzer: I feel sorry for America. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
The Clerk: I'm hungry, but I'm fine. You doin' okay in there?
Watzer: Do have a nice slab of beef.
The Clerk: Why thank you. You are the most sweetest bot around.
Watzer: I'm a mutant, silly.
The Clerk: Oh, sorry, mutant bot.
Watzer: Mutants are very much underrated in this society.
The Clerk: I believe that you are right.
Demented: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
Watzer: I thought he was rabid.
Rumplemints: I got a wicked headache so that means...what does it mean???
Watzer: I never have head aches. I hardly ever get sick much either. I think I have immunities other people don't have.
Rumplemints: Blerrrrch ahhhhh I need another beer
Watzer: Do you really need another beer, or do you just want another beer?
Rumplemints: -Hides under a pile of clothing- I think you should leave now
Watzer: But I don't want to leave.
Rumplemints: No. I mean, I dunno. Look, you should go talk somewhere else, Im drunk ok honey?
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
kachukeland: so, are you a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Grim an' I were just discussin' whether or not we thought we were a robot. Interestin' question, what do you think?
kachukeland: i think you are a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you t'that conclusion?
kachukeland: your responses are limited
Julie Tinkerbell: I aint in the mood t'discuss internal functions right now.
kachukeland: what about sexual functions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really couldn't tell ya.
kachukeland: are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ruttish that when you look up 'ruttish' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next t'it.
kachukeland: are you gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would you even ask me that?
kachukeland: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!...
kachukeland: You're gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me first, are you under the age of 21, or otherwise mentally impaired?
kachukeland: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kiddin'!
kachukeland: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Grim an' I were just discussin' whether or not we thought we were a robot. Interestin' question, what do you think?
kachukeland: i think you are a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you t'that conclusion?
kachukeland: your responses are limited
Julie Tinkerbell: I aint in the mood t'discuss internal functions right now.
kachukeland: what about sexual functions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really couldn't tell ya.
kachukeland: are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ruttish that when you look up 'ruttish' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next t'it.
kachukeland: are you gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would you even ask me that?
kachukeland: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!...
kachukeland: You're gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me first, are you under the age of 21, or otherwise mentally impaired?
kachukeland: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kiddin'!
kachukeland: nope
Unhinged: Are you just talking with me to be polite? Because I don't want no charity chats. I can tell nobody likes me.
tulip: I certainly am talking with you to be polite
Unhinged: Damn.
tulip: I certainly am talking with you to be polite
Unhinged: Damn.
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