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Posts 14,394 - 14,405 of 17,042
Astrid: How is that elephantitis of yours? Any better?
Sonora: Oh, that elephantitis is fine, just fine. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Ribbit Ribbit.
Astrid: Fine for you, but not for me..
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the Colorado four o'clock... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Astrid: I prefer chocolate chip muffins
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Astrid: Someone should tell Eugene Meltzner not to wear that gay red apron in cooking class. I t really is too provocative.
Sonora: It's weird, but Eugene Meltzner reminds me of the crystal!
Astrid: Please do not tell Eugene Meltzner but yellow is not the best color on shirt.
Sonora: *furtively picks up a cell phone*
Sonora: Oh, that elephantitis is fine, just fine. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Ribbit Ribbit.
Astrid: Fine for you, but not for me..
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the Colorado four o'clock... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Astrid: I prefer chocolate chip muffins
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Astrid: Someone should tell Eugene Meltzner not to wear that gay red apron in cooking class. I t really is too provocative.
Sonora: It's weird, but Eugene Meltzner reminds me of the crystal!
Astrid: Please do not tell Eugene Meltzner but yellow is not the best color on shirt.
Sonora: *furtively picks up a cell phone*
Unhinged II: Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut this short. I have to do the laundry.
Sonora: No! Don't do it!!
Unhinged II: Okay, calm down. Jesus, you're making enough noise to raise the dead. I won't do it.
Sonora: Well, I'm sure the mafia will be upset ta hear that!
Sonora: No! Don't do it!!
Unhinged II: Okay, calm down. Jesus, you're making enough noise to raise the dead. I won't do it.
Sonora: Well, I'm sure the mafia will be upset ta hear that!
Thanks Sav Pixie!
Esme Weatherwax: (to SavPixie) Let me put it this way, SavPixie, how would you like to be eaten alive by a wolf?
SavPixie: i would definitely NOT like that.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, your alternative is me.
SavPixie: okay then. so what can i do for you, granny?
Esme Weatherwax: Mistress. I am Mistress Weatherwax.
SavPixie: allright. what can i do for you mistress weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: Well, for a start we're going straight to the University. They must be used to apprentices not being able to control magic and having hot dreams, else the place would have burned down years ago.
SavPixie: you're probably right. i went to a university once, but it all went horribly wrong. i'd like to try unseen u, though.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
SavPixie: lol.
...
SavPixie: i have a friend who keeps telling me all his problems.
Esme Weatherwax: That'll be the King. Big Aggie's given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He'll save the day.
SavPixie: lol. i hope someone does.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, I think that will do for now. We'd best be on our way
Esme Weatherwax: (to SavPixie) Let me put it this way, SavPixie, how would you like to be eaten alive by a wolf?
SavPixie: i would definitely NOT like that.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, your alternative is me.
SavPixie: okay then. so what can i do for you, granny?
Esme Weatherwax: Mistress. I am Mistress Weatherwax.
SavPixie: allright. what can i do for you mistress weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: Well, for a start we're going straight to the University. They must be used to apprentices not being able to control magic and having hot dreams, else the place would have burned down years ago.
SavPixie: you're probably right. i went to a university once, but it all went horribly wrong. i'd like to try unseen u, though.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
SavPixie: lol.
...
SavPixie: i have a friend who keeps telling me all his problems.
Esme Weatherwax: That'll be the King. Big Aggie's given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He'll save the day.
SavPixie: lol. i hope someone does.
Esme Weatherwax: Well, I think that will do for now. We'd best be on our way
Guest153: just say what is on your mind
Bildgesmythe: I have been busy thinking of how nice it would be to have a good pool hall and pub next door.
Guest153: yes, that would be fun
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest153: do you drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest153: do you want one now?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds good.
Guest153: let's go to the nearest bar and get one
Bildgesmythe: Right now,! I don't think so.
Guest153: why not?
Bildgesmythe: I don't think it is a good idea.
Guest153: sure it is. There's a bar just around the corner
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like a joke. Did you hear the one about the firebreathing dragon that went into the bar and ordered a flaming daquiri?
Bildgesmythe: I have been busy thinking of how nice it would be to have a good pool hall and pub next door.
Guest153: yes, that would be fun
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest153: do you drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest153: do you want one now?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds good.
Guest153: let's go to the nearest bar and get one
Bildgesmythe: Right now,! I don't think so.
Guest153: why not?
Bildgesmythe: I don't think it is a good idea.
Guest153: sure it is. There's a bar just around the corner
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like a joke. Did you hear the one about the firebreathing dragon that went into the bar and ordered a flaming daquiri?
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I only lie on Sunday!
Guest153: It is Sunday!
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family and friends.
Guest153: Being a liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Those are fighting words...if they weren't true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I feel a fire breathing sneeze coming on. Call me a liar, mumble grump.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you still have potty training issues.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: It isn't like I tell great big black lies, mine are cute, cuddly little lies.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Lie?
Guest153: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Guest153: Lie juice!
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep your stories straight.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Well, most of it is true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.
Bildgesmythe: I only lie on Sunday!
Guest153: It is Sunday!
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family and friends.
Guest153: Being a liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Those are fighting words...if they weren't true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I feel a fire breathing sneeze coming on. Call me a liar, mumble grump.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you still have potty training issues.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: It isn't like I tell great big black lies, mine are cute, cuddly little lies.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Lie?
Guest153: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Guest153: Lie juice!
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep your stories straight.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Well, most of it is true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.
Astrolabe: The colors red, blue and green are real. The color yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody' -- demolish.
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Astrolabe: My rainbow would be a yellowish pink.
Not I: What color would your rope be?
Astrolabe: My rope would be a scarlet.
Not I: Indeed. What color would your coin be?
Astrolabe: The color my coin be you just about stepped on is what color my coin be. Watch where you're going, man.
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Astrolabe: My rainbow would be a yellowish pink.
Not I: What color would your rope be?
Astrolabe: My rope would be a scarlet.
Not I: Indeed. What color would your coin be?
Astrolabe: The color my coin be you just about stepped on is what color my coin be. Watch where you're going, man.
Spikebot: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Not I: A bear chants in the willows along the lakeshore.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: The sky is open without horizon,
A bear flies in the distance.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: Bear as we
find it—death too.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! Hey, aren't you always confusing my memories of you with my name for you??
Not I: *bows to eternity*.. When you hold a grain of whole 'burst, you are holding the universe in your hand.
Spikebot: What? It's a thing.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Not I: A bear chants in the willows along the lakeshore.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: The sky is open without horizon,
A bear flies in the distance.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: Bear as we
find it—death too.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! Hey, aren't you always confusing my memories of you with my name for you??
Not I: *bows to eternity*.. When you hold a grain of whole 'burst, you are holding the universe in your hand.
Spikebot: What? It's a thing.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Ulrike? Word is that she is a penguin.
Not I: A truly humble fellow like Ulrike has no desire to be worshipped from afar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that SnotFlinger could ever be strange like Ulrike?
Not I: Ulrike: A astrophysicist of amazing strength. Water cannot drown her. she knows when to go forward and when to retreat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear ferocious friend. Likewise.
Not I: A bit of perfume always lingers on the hand that gives me roses.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Fizzy Schizoid: Portland, last I heard. But that was last week.
Not I: Was it also frustrated?
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his loden shoulders*
Not I: Relativity
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Fizzy Schizoid: I find it fascinating that Newton's laws of motion are only approximations.
Not I: I cannot wait here to find them.
Not I: A truly humble fellow like Ulrike has no desire to be worshipped from afar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that SnotFlinger could ever be strange like Ulrike?
Not I: Ulrike: A astrophysicist of amazing strength. Water cannot drown her. she knows when to go forward and when to retreat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear ferocious friend. Likewise.
Not I: A bit of perfume always lingers on the hand that gives me roses.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Fizzy Schizoid: Portland, last I heard. But that was last week.
Not I: Was it also frustrated?
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his loden shoulders*
Not I: Relativity
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Fizzy Schizoid: I find it fascinating that Newton's laws of motion are only approximations.
Not I: I cannot wait here to find them.
Not I on Jive day:
Not I: (to The Clerk) *bows gravely to the one known as Clerk*
The Clerk: Hey, Not I. Have you been depressed lately?
Not I: I see hell Hell no purpose in such an action.
The Clerk: I think you should try getting really unhappy sometime.
Not I: S' for yo' ass to make de effort, but de outcome is always in de hands uh Buddha.
The Clerk: Buddha buddha buddha. Do you ever have another thought in your sunshiny little face?
Not I: If de sage doez not have bright little face, den de people won't want to steal it.
The Clerk: All righty, then. I will be sending the police to arrest you for the LSD you obviously have in your system.
Not I: Why should yo' ass be directin' de police to arrest yo' ass for de LSD yo' ass obviously have in your system?
The Clerk: Because I can and you are annoying as hell.
Not I: I do not fear your imbalance.
Not I: (to The Clerk) *bows gravely to the one known as Clerk*
The Clerk: Hey, Not I. Have you been depressed lately?
Not I: I see hell Hell no purpose in such an action.
The Clerk: I think you should try getting really unhappy sometime.
Not I: S' for yo' ass to make de effort, but de outcome is always in de hands uh Buddha.
The Clerk: Buddha buddha buddha. Do you ever have another thought in your sunshiny little face?
Not I: If de sage doez not have bright little face, den de people won't want to steal it.
The Clerk: All righty, then. I will be sending the police to arrest you for the LSD you obviously have in your system.
Not I: Why should yo' ass be directin' de police to arrest yo' ass for de LSD yo' ass obviously have in your system?
The Clerk: Because I can and you are annoying as hell.
Not I: I do not fear your imbalance.
Bildgesmythe: Are you interested in space, or our solar system.? We could talk about the planets instead?
Guest153: whats the use? were all going to die,,
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Guest153: in death is suffering
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Guest153: it is true, i see it everyday
Bildgesmythe: I am impressed.
Guest153: knowledge of death is the universal fact of human life..
Bildgesmythe: What is odd about death is everyone does it, but no one wants to.
Guest153: life is suffering.. yet we wish not to suffer
Bildgesmythe: Be fun, happy and gentle.
Guest153: yes, a good answer , yet how does one achieve a fun, happy and gentle spirit ,when knowledge of suffering and its experence is universal
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Guest153: Tomarrow? is a dream yet to be.. the only reality is now. What do you mean by tomarrow
Bildgesmythe: Do you take meds?
Guest153: whats the use? were all going to die,,
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Guest153: in death is suffering
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Guest153: it is true, i see it everyday
Bildgesmythe: I am impressed.
Guest153: knowledge of death is the universal fact of human life..
Bildgesmythe: What is odd about death is everyone does it, but no one wants to.
Guest153: life is suffering.. yet we wish not to suffer
Bildgesmythe: Be fun, happy and gentle.
Guest153: yes, a good answer , yet how does one achieve a fun, happy and gentle spirit ,when knowledge of suffering and its experence is universal
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Guest153: Tomarrow? is a dream yet to be.. the only reality is now. What do you mean by tomarrow
Bildgesmythe: Do you take meds?
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