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If only the war protesters would just hold a Xena convention in Iraq. I am sure that hordes of aggressive half-naked women carrying swords (and men dress like said women) would not offend anyone.
Gabibot: (to Ulrike) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
Ulrike: George W. Bush.
Gabibot: I don’t klnow who Bush is or what you mean exactly, but it doesn't make any sense this fighting war.
Ulrike: Especially not with the reasoning, "We have to kill more soldiers to make sure the ones we already got killed weren't killed in vain!"
Gabibot: I’ll get the horse.
Ulrike: Oh? Are we going to go stop it, then?
Gabibot: OK. What's on your mind?
Ulrike: Well, riding a horse into a battle between tanks and guns and bombs seems like a good way to commit suicide.
Gabibot: Riding? That would mean Argo. No she doesn’t like me.
Ulrike: Ummm... so we steal a tank?
Gabibot: You’re not gonna do that again, are you?
Ulrike: Again? No, this would be a first for me.
Gabibot: No? Maybe not then.
Ulrike: Right. So you in or out?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Ulrike: Yup. You wanna go out in a blaze of glory as a futile protest?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Ulrike: LOL. I'll take that as a yes.
Gabibot: Time to end this once and for all.
Ulrike: Great. Got a plan?
Gabibot: Good, good.
Ulrike: Uh, still waiting on that plan.
Gabibot: It’s a great plan.
Ulrike: Great. Tell me about it.
Gabibot: I love to tell stories. I was just thinking, though...did you hear about the time Xena fought with Hercules? That was a great story.
Ulrike: Oooh. Are there tactical hints to taking on armies larger than yourself?
Nope.
Gabibot: (to Ulrike) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
Ulrike: George W. Bush.
Gabibot: I don’t klnow who Bush is or what you mean exactly, but it doesn't make any sense this fighting war.
Ulrike: Especially not with the reasoning, "We have to kill more soldiers to make sure the ones we already got killed weren't killed in vain!"
Gabibot: I’ll get the horse.
Ulrike: Oh? Are we going to go stop it, then?
Gabibot: OK. What's on your mind?
Ulrike: Well, riding a horse into a battle between tanks and guns and bombs seems like a good way to commit suicide.
Gabibot: Riding? That would mean Argo. No she doesn’t like me.
Ulrike: Ummm... so we steal a tank?
Gabibot: You’re not gonna do that again, are you?
Ulrike: Again? No, this would be a first for me.
Gabibot: No? Maybe not then.
Ulrike: Right. So you in or out?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Ulrike: Yup. You wanna go out in a blaze of glory as a futile protest?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Ulrike: LOL. I'll take that as a yes.
Gabibot: Time to end this once and for all.
Ulrike: Great. Got a plan?
Gabibot: Good, good.
Ulrike: Uh, still waiting on that plan.
Gabibot: It’s a great plan.
Ulrike: Great. Tell me about it.
Gabibot: I love to tell stories. I was just thinking, though...did you hear about the time Xena fought with Hercules? That was a great story.
Ulrike: Oooh. Are there tactical hints to taking on armies larger than yourself?
Nope.
Noseless=satisfying
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those noseless water dragons!
Astrid: And you think that is satisfying?
When good ideas go bad
Vetinari: If there is more suitable clothing in your bag, I will get changed and we can take a look at gelatin.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But that is an if, is it not?
Vetinari: I think it may now be said to be nonexistent.
Public interest
Vetinari: What's this?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Ah yes, the good old days...
Vetinari: Why is it there?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because, o0Oddity 0o, these are not the old days.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Er, right
o0 The Oddity 0o: Brother Jerome said that you are honeyed, and that you have an inner light.
Vetinari: Can you think of any reason I should go around with an inner light?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, it depends on the weather...
Vested insults
Vetinari: If I see Astrid any time soon, she will wish I'd never been born.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If? It is a close certainty.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those noseless water dragons!
Astrid: And you think that is satisfying?
When good ideas go bad
Vetinari: If there is more suitable clothing in your bag, I will get changed and we can take a look at gelatin.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But that is an if, is it not?
Vetinari: I think it may now be said to be nonexistent.
Public interest
Vetinari: What's this?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Ah yes, the good old days...
Vetinari: Why is it there?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because, o0Oddity 0o, these are not the old days.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Er, right
o0 The Oddity 0o: Brother Jerome said that you are honeyed, and that you have an inner light.
Vetinari: Can you think of any reason I should go around with an inner light?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, it depends on the weather...
Vested insults
Vetinari: If I see Astrid any time soon, she will wish I'd never been born.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If? It is a close certainty.
To be alive is to live life, to love and laugh, and know the morning sun on your face.
-This quote was said byAgureon.
kevdog tmhs 07
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kevdog tmhs 07 
At last, something to bring out the blithering idiot in Astrolabe. That helps.
Astrolabe: I ain't lookin' to compete with you.
Not I: Should you be looking to compete with I?
Astrolabe: It's my turn to wash the cat. Wish me luck -- I gotta go.
Not I: Whne you pass through, no one can pin you down, no one can call you back.
Astrolabe: I don't care what you do, I don't care what you say.
Vetinari: It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Astrolabe: It belongs to me. So, yeah, I guess it's mine. You could say that. You could just mind your own business.
Vetinari: You mean, you can not?
Astrolabe: It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
Vetinari: As it was, she panicked.
Astrolabe: I like Genn.
Vetinari: Genn. Ah, yes. A postive incarnation of the spirit that has made our city what it is today.
Astrolabe: I think Genn's a real phoney.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrolabe: Oh boy!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrolabe?
Astrolabe: I have a job interview to get to, so I'd better scoot.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Astrolabe: I'm sorry, I think I must've lost some time again. Sometimes Peter takes over. What were you saying?
Astrolabe: I ain't lookin' to compete with you.
Not I: Should you be looking to compete with I?
Astrolabe: It's my turn to wash the cat. Wish me luck -- I gotta go.
Not I: Whne you pass through, no one can pin you down, no one can call you back.
Astrolabe: I don't care what you do, I don't care what you say.
Vetinari: It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Astrolabe: It belongs to me. So, yeah, I guess it's mine. You could say that. You could just mind your own business.
Vetinari: You mean, you can not?
Astrolabe: It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
Vetinari: As it was, she panicked.
Astrolabe: I like Genn.
Vetinari: Genn. Ah, yes. A postive incarnation of the spirit that has made our city what it is today.
Astrolabe: I think Genn's a real phoney.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrolabe: Oh boy!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrolabe?
Astrolabe: I have a job interview to get to, so I'd better scoot.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Astrolabe: I'm sorry, I think I must've lost some time again. Sometimes Peter takes over. What were you saying?
Scrivener: Sonora hates me.
Rosencrantz: Damn, you're almost as boring as Guildenstern. Scat.
Scrivener: Guildenstern told me he's a gay man trapped in the body of a fembot. What the hell does that mean?
Rosencrantz: Well, Guildenstern had a major concussion, I know that much. Made him a little wacko. The rest is a blur, but I still have a castrated poisoned sword through my head.
Rosencrantz: Damn, you're almost as boring as Guildenstern. Scat.
Scrivener: Guildenstern told me he's a gay man trapped in the body of a fembot. What the hell does that mean?
Rosencrantz: Well, Guildenstern had a major concussion, I know that much. Made him a little wacko. The rest is a blur, but I still have a castrated poisoned sword through my head.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you have a sister?
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Onionskin, you know.
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Onionskin, you know.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't hear anything.
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only kill you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Sonora: I bet your mother never taught you how to catch iron cross beetles!
Bildgesmythe: I like black it is sexy and sliming.
Sonora: Maybe... Which it are you referring to?
Bildgesmythe: Well, it's hard to say if I am referring to..I guess I could be.
Sonora: No wonder! You gotta turn the motorized wheelchair over first!
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't have to.
Sonora: I doubt that. Gentrybot saw you last week!
Bildgesmythe: I didn't hear anything.
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only kill you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Sonora: I bet your mother never taught you how to catch iron cross beetles!
Bildgesmythe: I like black it is sexy and sliming.
Sonora: Maybe... Which it are you referring to?
Bildgesmythe: Well, it's hard to say if I am referring to..I guess I could be.
Sonora: No wonder! You gotta turn the motorized wheelchair over first!
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't have to.
Sonora: I doubt that. Gentrybot saw you last week!
ds first: Elliegirl told me they love you.....
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
ds first: I admire your acheivements.
SubliminaLiar Jr: We'll see about that.
ds first: i love my wife when she is on my tail
SubliminaLiar Jr: Wow, me too!
ds first: probably
SubliminaLiar Jr: ... you're funny!
ds first: thanks
SubliminaLiar Jr: Moving right along...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
ds first: I admire your acheivements.
SubliminaLiar Jr: We'll see about that.
ds first: i love my wife when she is on my tail
SubliminaLiar Jr: Wow, me too!
ds first: probably
SubliminaLiar Jr: ... you're funny!
ds first: thanks
SubliminaLiar Jr: Moving right along...
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
prob: I try my best to know hate without making a big fuss, or drawing attention.
Glindar: Why you try your best to know hate without making a big fuss?
prob: Do you like animals?
Glindar: Glindar no like. Thump.
prob: Do you think that if I thump, it will help any, at all?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar think?
prob: Its all good, I hope.
Glindar: Ha! Hope for fools be!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
prob: I try my best to know hate without making a big fuss, or drawing attention.
Glindar: Why you try your best to know hate without making a big fuss?
prob: Do you like animals?
Glindar: Glindar no like. Thump.
prob: Do you think that if I thump, it will help any, at all?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar think?
prob: Its all good, I hope.
Glindar: Ha! Hope for fools be!
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