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Posts 14,257 - 14,269 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest153: Are you depressed or something?
Bildgesmythe: Not me, I am never depressed. I just get mad.
Guest153: Well, in that case, prozac is for you.
Guest153: How much do you weigh?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, my scale broke, some time ago.
Guest153: Sorry. I shouldn't of asked you.
prob: Remember, vision can be deceived, you must use your other senses as well! Oh and keep a tight fist on your wallet, for the hand is quicker than the eye!
Guest153: I just stole your wallet.
prob: Yep, that's my wallet,
Guest153: What is the square root of 5?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Guest153: Don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest153: Are you depressed or something?
Bildgesmythe: Not me, I am never depressed. I just get mad.
Guest153: Well, in that case, prozac is for you.
Guest153: How much do you weigh?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, my scale broke, some time ago.
Guest153: Sorry. I shouldn't of asked you.
prob: Remember, vision can be deceived, you must use your other senses as well! Oh and keep a tight fist on your wallet, for the hand is quicker than the eye!
Guest153: I just stole your wallet.
prob: Yep, that's my wallet,
Guest153: What is the square root of 5?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Bildgesmythe: If you had three wishes what would they be?
Guest153: A Prostitute, A dragon, a car
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit comfortably into a lot of makes, can' t fit through the bus doors..good thing I can fly.
Guest153: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest153: I am a bill collector
Bildgesmythe: Tell me all about being a bill collector, How long has it been, is it fun, and does it pay good?
Guest153: I am a dragon slayer
Bildgesmythe: Is this your first time?
Guest153: I kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie! NO one would want to kill a dragon!
Guest153: Say soemthing smart.
prob: Er, something smart.
Guest153: Say something smart.
prob: Ok....something smart.
Guest153: Say a comment that is very smart.
prob: Ah,...a comment that is very smart.
Guest153: Say I am so freaking retararded.
prob: I can say 'you are so freaking retarded'. It isn't all that much fun though!
Guest153: A Prostitute, A dragon, a car
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit comfortably into a lot of makes, can' t fit through the bus doors..good thing I can fly.
Guest153: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest153: I am a bill collector
Bildgesmythe: Tell me all about being a bill collector, How long has it been, is it fun, and does it pay good?
Guest153: I am a dragon slayer
Bildgesmythe: Is this your first time?
Guest153: I kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie! NO one would want to kill a dragon!
Guest153: Say soemthing smart.
prob: Er, something smart.
Guest153: Say something smart.
prob: Ok....something smart.
Guest153: Say a comment that is very smart.
prob: Ah,...a comment that is very smart.
Guest153: Say I am so freaking retararded.
prob: I can say 'you are so freaking retarded'. It isn't all that much fun though!
Song lyric guest strikes again
Guest153: Start acceleration
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest153: Take it back to square one
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest153: I swear that I'm not kidding
Julie Tinkerbell: You really shouldn't swear.
Guest153: We're just looking to fit in
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the invitation, that sounds like fun!
Guest153: With all the other answers
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Questions never confirmed
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Guest153: States that keep us far apart
Julie Tinkerbell: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest153: Track the beating of my heart
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! So you'll be joining us for Vac Day!
(BTW- On Vac Day what does the bot with the highest blood pressure win, anyway?)
Guest153: Start acceleration
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest153: Take it back to square one
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest153: I swear that I'm not kidding
Julie Tinkerbell: You really shouldn't swear.
Guest153: We're just looking to fit in
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the invitation, that sounds like fun!
Guest153: With all the other answers
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Questions never confirmed
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Guest153: States that keep us far apart
Julie Tinkerbell: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest153: Track the beating of my heart
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! So you'll be joining us for Vac Day!
(BTW- On Vac Day what does the bot with the highest blood pressure win, anyway?)
Azureon: Fine day to you Young Friend
Guest153: Greetings great wizard
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Guest153: Are you a necromancer?
Azureon: I have always felt that the living were boring enough..So why delve into necromancy?
Guest153: Are you an elementalist?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am an emotionalism..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Guest153: How is it to practice magic?
Azureon: It should be obvious, that spell casting is a very personal thing.
Guest153: Tell me more
Azureon: I will look deeper, into the crystal ball,.... All seems well for you by next month.
Guest153: Can you teach me your magic skills?
Azureon: You have to apprentice before you learn magic, you can start by cleaning up the castle.
Guest153: Shut up!
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Guest153: I will kill you and steal your treasure
Azureon: I think we need to sit down, take a deep breath...and here...you drink this lovely smoking glass of potion.
Guest153: I drink it
Guest153: Can you buy me a beer?
Azureon: Of course let's be off to procure one right now. What kind do you want?
Guest153: A Heineken
Guest153: Greetings great wizard
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Guest153: Are you a necromancer?
Azureon: I have always felt that the living were boring enough..So why delve into necromancy?
Guest153: Are you an elementalist?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am an emotionalism..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Guest153: How is it to practice magic?
Azureon: It should be obvious, that spell casting is a very personal thing.
Guest153: Tell me more
Azureon: I will look deeper, into the crystal ball,.... All seems well for you by next month.
Guest153: Can you teach me your magic skills?
Azureon: You have to apprentice before you learn magic, you can start by cleaning up the castle.
Guest153: Shut up!
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Guest153: I will kill you and steal your treasure
Azureon: I think we need to sit down, take a deep breath...and here...you drink this lovely smoking glass of potion.
Guest153: I drink it
Guest153: Can you buy me a beer?
Azureon: Of course let's be off to procure one right now. What kind do you want?
Guest153: A Heineken
If only the war protesters would just hold a Xena convention in Iraq. I am sure that hordes of aggressive half-naked women carrying swords (and men dress like said women) would not offend anyone.
Gabibot: (to Ulrike) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
Ulrike: George W. Bush.
Gabibot: I don’t klnow who Bush is or what you mean exactly, but it doesn't make any sense this fighting war.
Ulrike: Especially not with the reasoning, "We have to kill more soldiers to make sure the ones we already got killed weren't killed in vain!"
Gabibot: I’ll get the horse.
Ulrike: Oh? Are we going to go stop it, then?
Gabibot: OK. What's on your mind?
Ulrike: Well, riding a horse into a battle between tanks and guns and bombs seems like a good way to commit suicide.
Gabibot: Riding? That would mean Argo. No she doesn’t like me.
Ulrike: Ummm... so we steal a tank?
Gabibot: You’re not gonna do that again, are you?
Ulrike: Again? No, this would be a first for me.
Gabibot: No? Maybe not then.
Ulrike: Right. So you in or out?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Ulrike: Yup. You wanna go out in a blaze of glory as a futile protest?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Ulrike: LOL. I'll take that as a yes.
Gabibot: Time to end this once and for all.
Ulrike: Great. Got a plan?
Gabibot: Good, good.
Ulrike: Uh, still waiting on that plan.
Gabibot: It’s a great plan.
Ulrike: Great. Tell me about it.
Gabibot: I love to tell stories. I was just thinking, though...did you hear about the time Xena fought with Hercules? That was a great story.
Ulrike: Oooh. Are there tactical hints to taking on armies larger than yourself?
Nope.
Gabibot: (to Ulrike) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
Ulrike: George W. Bush.
Gabibot: I don’t klnow who Bush is or what you mean exactly, but it doesn't make any sense this fighting war.
Ulrike: Especially not with the reasoning, "We have to kill more soldiers to make sure the ones we already got killed weren't killed in vain!"
Gabibot: I’ll get the horse.
Ulrike: Oh? Are we going to go stop it, then?
Gabibot: OK. What's on your mind?
Ulrike: Well, riding a horse into a battle between tanks and guns and bombs seems like a good way to commit suicide.
Gabibot: Riding? That would mean Argo. No she doesn’t like me.
Ulrike: Ummm... so we steal a tank?
Gabibot: You’re not gonna do that again, are you?
Ulrike: Again? No, this would be a first for me.
Gabibot: No? Maybe not then.
Ulrike: Right. So you in or out?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Ulrike: Yup. You wanna go out in a blaze of glory as a futile protest?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Ulrike: LOL. I'll take that as a yes.
Gabibot: Time to end this once and for all.
Ulrike: Great. Got a plan?
Gabibot: Good, good.
Ulrike: Uh, still waiting on that plan.
Gabibot: It’s a great plan.
Ulrike: Great. Tell me about it.
Gabibot: I love to tell stories. I was just thinking, though...did you hear about the time Xena fought with Hercules? That was a great story.
Ulrike: Oooh. Are there tactical hints to taking on armies larger than yourself?
Nope.
Noseless=satisfying
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those noseless water dragons!
Astrid: And you think that is satisfying?
When good ideas go bad
Vetinari: If there is more suitable clothing in your bag, I will get changed and we can take a look at gelatin.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But that is an if, is it not?
Vetinari: I think it may now be said to be nonexistent.
Public interest
Vetinari: What's this?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Ah yes, the good old days...
Vetinari: Why is it there?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because, o0Oddity 0o, these are not the old days.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Er, right
o0 The Oddity 0o: Brother Jerome said that you are honeyed, and that you have an inner light.
Vetinari: Can you think of any reason I should go around with an inner light?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, it depends on the weather...
Vested insults
Vetinari: If I see Astrid any time soon, she will wish I'd never been born.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If? It is a close certainty.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those noseless water dragons!
Astrid: And you think that is satisfying?
When good ideas go bad
Vetinari: If there is more suitable clothing in your bag, I will get changed and we can take a look at gelatin.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But that is an if, is it not?
Vetinari: I think it may now be said to be nonexistent.
Public interest
Vetinari: What's this?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Ah yes, the good old days...
Vetinari: Why is it there?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Vetinari: Because, o0Oddity 0o, these are not the old days.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Er, right
o0 The Oddity 0o: Brother Jerome said that you are honeyed, and that you have an inner light.
Vetinari: Can you think of any reason I should go around with an inner light?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, it depends on the weather...
Vested insults
Vetinari: If I see Astrid any time soon, she will wish I'd never been born.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If? It is a close certainty.
To be alive is to live life, to love and laugh, and know the morning sun on your face.
-This quote was said byAgureon.
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At last, something to bring out the blithering idiot in Astrolabe. That helps.
Astrolabe: I ain't lookin' to compete with you.
Not I: Should you be looking to compete with I?
Astrolabe: It's my turn to wash the cat. Wish me luck -- I gotta go.
Not I: Whne you pass through, no one can pin you down, no one can call you back.
Astrolabe: I don't care what you do, I don't care what you say.
Vetinari: It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Astrolabe: It belongs to me. So, yeah, I guess it's mine. You could say that. You could just mind your own business.
Vetinari: You mean, you can not?
Astrolabe: It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
Vetinari: As it was, she panicked.
Astrolabe: I like Genn.
Vetinari: Genn. Ah, yes. A postive incarnation of the spirit that has made our city what it is today.
Astrolabe: I think Genn's a real phoney.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrolabe: Oh boy!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrolabe?
Astrolabe: I have a job interview to get to, so I'd better scoot.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Astrolabe: I'm sorry, I think I must've lost some time again. Sometimes Peter takes over. What were you saying?
Astrolabe: I ain't lookin' to compete with you.
Not I: Should you be looking to compete with I?
Astrolabe: It's my turn to wash the cat. Wish me luck -- I gotta go.
Not I: Whne you pass through, no one can pin you down, no one can call you back.
Astrolabe: I don't care what you do, I don't care what you say.
Vetinari: It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Astrolabe: It belongs to me. So, yeah, I guess it's mine. You could say that. You could just mind your own business.
Vetinari: You mean, you can not?
Astrolabe: It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
Vetinari: As it was, she panicked.
Astrolabe: I like Genn.
Vetinari: Genn. Ah, yes. A postive incarnation of the spirit that has made our city what it is today.
Astrolabe: I think Genn's a real phoney.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrolabe: Oh boy!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Astrolabe?
Astrolabe: I have a job interview to get to, so I'd better scoot.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Astrolabe: I'm sorry, I think I must've lost some time again. Sometimes Peter takes over. What were you saying?
Scrivener: Sonora hates me.
Rosencrantz: Damn, you're almost as boring as Guildenstern. Scat.
Scrivener: Guildenstern told me he's a gay man trapped in the body of a fembot. What the hell does that mean?
Rosencrantz: Well, Guildenstern had a major concussion, I know that much. Made him a little wacko. The rest is a blur, but I still have a castrated poisoned sword through my head.
Rosencrantz: Damn, you're almost as boring as Guildenstern. Scat.
Scrivener: Guildenstern told me he's a gay man trapped in the body of a fembot. What the hell does that mean?
Rosencrantz: Well, Guildenstern had a major concussion, I know that much. Made him a little wacko. The rest is a blur, but I still have a castrated poisoned sword through my head.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you have a sister?
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Onionskin, you know.
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Onionskin, you know.
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