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22 years ago #1420
This post may be offensive especially to animal lovers. Please skip over if you are not interested.

Doly, that is true. I unfortunately have known someone who caught stray cats, fill in blank, skinned them, remove feet, tail, and head, and then sold them as rabbits to unsuspecting customers.
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22 years ago #1422
hahaha

22 years ago #1423
I'm beginning to have a new respect for really flexible keyphrases.

Prettybot: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
Godbot: Where did you want to go for a walk anyway?....By the way, that's not a yes.
Prettybot: It isnt? Then what is a yes?
Godbot: It's an affirmative.
Prettybot: I quite agree... The king of affirmatives.
Godbot: Have you thought it out much?
Prettybot: I have, and I will again.
Godbot: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Prettybot: Oh, do tell me more, love..
Godbot: You first.
Prettybot: What about you, Godbot?
Godbot: What does that have to do with more?
Prettybot: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.

22 years ago #1424
This was a fun one, Friendbot.

Friendbot: Hi howdy, pardner.
Godbot: I hope you're not going to start singing cowboy songs. My cat hates those.
Friendbot: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Godbot: I love cats!
Friendbot: You know, I don't mind cats, but it always makes me wind like crazy.
Godbot: If I had to be an animal, I'd probably choose to be a cat. I wouldn't have to act any different.
Friendbot: Me neither.
Godbot: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Friendbot: I wish I was not quite what you were hoping to hear from me.
Godbot: What if I told you I was feeling discouraged about having to create the universe over and over? Do you have any encouraging words?
Friendbot: I'd probably go insane.

22 years ago #1425
realbot: So we're in agreement?
MIBot: You must like we are in agreement things very much don't you?
realbot: For now I am must like we, but I will change
MIBot: So am I.
realbot: I never heard anyone else say that about you.
MIBot: Yes, but I have to keep it a secret

22 years ago #1426
Ahh... It's not great..... *slaps himself*

22 years ago #1427
The advantages of experience:

VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.

22 years ago #1428
What an exciting life!

bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.

22 years ago #1429
There are strange things that go on while I am away.

IncestBot: I'd like to go to college someday.
DirtyBot: I'd like to go to bed with your daddy again.
IncestBot: Yeah, I think I'd like that too.

22 years ago #1430
Hmmm... Gotta love what some of them bots do while we're away.....

22 years ago #1431
Some bots are easier to sweet-talk than others.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.


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