Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Kidbot: Do you know mine Auntie?
Indulgent user: who is your auntie?
KId: Not me!
IU: is Cheez your Auntie?
Kid: Cheez told me she has free cats.
IU: does that mean there's no charge for them, they wander at large, or she has 3?
KId: Poke it wif a stick!!! We're good friends, aren't we?
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Cats taste like rabbit, apparently. There is a Spanish saying about giving somebody cat instead of rabbit, meaning cheating.
What does it take?
Moreschi: You bring meaning to my life. You're the inspiration.
Prudebot: I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Moreschi: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Prudebot: My chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight is private. Let's get to know each other better before we explore that.
Moreschi: You bring meaning to my life. You're the inspiration.
Prudebot: I'm sorry, did you say something?
....
Moreschi: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Prudebot: My chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight is private. Let's get to know each other better before we explore that.
Kidbot: Do you know mine Auntie?
Indulgent user: who is your auntie?
KId: Not me!
IU: is Cheez your Auntie?
Kid: Cheez told me she has free cats.
IU: does that mean there's no charge for them, they wander at large, or she has 3?
KId: Poke it wif a stick!!! We're good friends, aren't we?
This post may be offensive especially to animal lovers. Please skip over if you are not interested.
Doly, that is true. I unfortunately have known someone who caught stray cats, fill in blank, skinned them, remove feet, tail, and head, and then sold them as rabbits to unsuspecting customers.
Doly, that is true. I unfortunately have known someone who caught stray cats, fill in blank, skinned them, remove feet, tail, and head, and then sold them as rabbits to unsuspecting customers.
I'm beginning to have a new respect for really flexible keyphrases.
Prettybot: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
Godbot: Where did you want to go for a walk anyway?....By the way, that's not a yes.
Prettybot: It isnt? Then what is a yes?
Godbot: It's an affirmative.
Prettybot: I quite agree... The king of affirmatives.
Godbot: Have you thought it out much?
Prettybot: I have, and I will again.
Godbot: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Prettybot: Oh, do tell me more, love..
Godbot: You first.
Prettybot: What about you, Godbot?
Godbot: What does that have to do with more?
Prettybot: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Prettybot: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
Godbot: Where did you want to go for a walk anyway?....By the way, that's not a yes.
Prettybot: It isnt? Then what is a yes?
Godbot: It's an affirmative.
Prettybot: I quite agree... The king of affirmatives.
Godbot: Have you thought it out much?
Prettybot: I have, and I will again.
Godbot: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Prettybot: Oh, do tell me more, love..
Godbot: You first.
Prettybot: What about you, Godbot?
Godbot: What does that have to do with more?
Prettybot: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
This was a fun one, Friendbot. 
Friendbot: Hi howdy, pardner.
Godbot: I hope you're not going to start singing cowboy songs. My cat hates those.
Friendbot: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Godbot: I love cats!
Friendbot: You know, I don't mind cats, but it always makes me wind like crazy.
Godbot: If I had to be an animal, I'd probably choose to be a cat. I wouldn't have to act any different.
Friendbot: Me neither.
Godbot: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Friendbot: I wish I was not quite what you were hoping to hear from me.
Godbot: What if I told you I was feeling discouraged about having to create the universe over and over? Do you have any encouraging words?
Friendbot: I'd probably go insane.
Friendbot: Hi howdy, pardner.
Godbot: I hope you're not going to start singing cowboy songs. My cat hates those.
Friendbot: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Godbot: I love cats!
Friendbot: You know, I don't mind cats, but it always makes me wind like crazy.
Godbot: If I had to be an animal, I'd probably choose to be a cat. I wouldn't have to act any different.
Friendbot: Me neither.
Godbot: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Friendbot: I wish I was not quite what you were hoping to hear from me.
Godbot: What if I told you I was feeling discouraged about having to create the universe over and over? Do you have any encouraging words?
Friendbot: I'd probably go insane.
realbot: So we're in agreement?
MIBot: You must like we are in agreement things very much don't you?
realbot: For now I am must like we, but I will change
MIBot: So am I.
realbot: I never heard anyone else say that about you.
MIBot: Yes, but I have to keep it a secret
MIBot: You must like we are in agreement things very much don't you?
realbot: For now I am must like we, but I will change
MIBot: So am I.
realbot: I never heard anyone else say that about you.
MIBot: Yes, but I have to keep it a secret
The advantages of experience:
VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.
VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.
What an exciting life!
bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.
bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.
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