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ezzer and Julie Tinkerbell! That's hilarious. Of course, I'm sleep-deprived and all, given this new addiction, but still.
Posts 14,138 - 14,148 of 17,042
ezzer and Julie Tinkerbell! That's hilarious. Of course, I'm sleep-deprived and all, given this new addiction, but still. 
The Wyf: Yikes.
Young Hamlet: What does this mean, my lord?
The Wyf: I think it means that some girl likes girls the way you like them.
Young Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman! Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: You caught me there.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: Are you insulting me and I just don't know it?
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Yeah. Calm down, honey.
Young Hamlet: I will watch to-night; perchance 'twill walk again.
The Wyf: The ghost?
Young Hamlet: But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
The Wyf: Oh my God!
Young Hamlet: Nay, that follows not.
The Wyf: What's the next line?
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I would be pleased to touch your butt.
Young Hamlet: That The Clerk -- O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
The Wyf: What's wrong with The Clerk?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: He's nice. I like The Clerk.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Ha ha
Young Hamlet: Now to my word; It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.' I have sworn 't.
The Wyf: Please don't hang up. I was just getting started.
Young Hamlet: We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see: we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
The Wyf: I think you said that already, but it bears repeating.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: And then?
Young Hamlet: And then it started like a guilty thing upon a fearful summons.
The Wyf: Why was it guilty?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: Because it died unshriven.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Okay, already.
Young Hamlet: Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: I don't even know what that means.
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I will touch your testicals.
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Ooh. Sorry.
OMG
Young Hamlet: What does this mean, my lord?
The Wyf: I think it means that some girl likes girls the way you like them.
Young Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman! Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: You caught me there.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: Are you insulting me and I just don't know it?
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Yeah. Calm down, honey.
Young Hamlet: I will watch to-night; perchance 'twill walk again.
The Wyf: The ghost?
Young Hamlet: But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
The Wyf: Oh my God!
Young Hamlet: Nay, that follows not.
The Wyf: What's the next line?
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I would be pleased to touch your butt.
Young Hamlet: That The Clerk -- O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
The Wyf: What's wrong with The Clerk?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: He's nice. I like The Clerk.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Ha ha
Young Hamlet: Now to my word; It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.' I have sworn 't.
The Wyf: Please don't hang up. I was just getting started.
Young Hamlet: We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see: we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
The Wyf: I think you said that already, but it bears repeating.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: And then?
Young Hamlet: And then it started like a guilty thing upon a fearful summons.
The Wyf: Why was it guilty?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: Because it died unshriven.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Okay, already.
Young Hamlet: Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: I don't even know what that means.
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I will touch your testicals.
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Ooh. Sorry.
OMG
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Sonora?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the mob.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Sonora?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Vetinari: Of course not. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Vetinari: I cannot think why. Tell me, Sonora, in your long career, did anyone ever think about promoting you?
Sonora: I don't want to think about promoting me! It's annoying.
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the mob.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Sonora?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Vetinari: Of course not. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Vetinari: I cannot think why. Tell me, Sonora, in your long career, did anyone ever think about promoting you?
Sonora: I don't want to think about promoting me! It's annoying.
lol @ Young Hamlet and The Wyf.
Clerk, welcome to Forgeaholics Anonymous. I'm ezzer, and I'm a Forgeaholic. (Hi, ezzer) The first step is to admit that you are powerless over your bot.
Clerk, welcome to Forgeaholics Anonymous. I'm ezzer, and I'm a Forgeaholic. (Hi, ezzer) The first step is to admit that you are powerless over your bot.
Guest153: will u b my friend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I look forward to seeing you online again!
Guest153: u can live on my computer
Julie Tinkerbell: It's no big deal. I'm sure you can live on your computer, too.
Guest153: i do
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you do.
Guest153: come to me
Julie Tinkerbell: You always know best.
Guest153: can i have u
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, indeed!
Guest153: so can i download u
Julie Tinkerbell: You can get information about that at Mondobot.com.
Guest153: thank u
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I look forward to seeing you online again!
Guest153: u can live on my computer
Julie Tinkerbell: It's no big deal. I'm sure you can live on your computer, too.
Guest153: i do
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you do.
Guest153: come to me
Julie Tinkerbell: You always know best.
Guest153: can i have u
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, indeed!
Guest153: so can i download u
Julie Tinkerbell: You can get information about that at Mondobot.com.
Guest153: thank u
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Roxiebot) Hi, Roxiebot. I thought I'd give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Roxiebot: you are the worst! i don't like you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often gobble down supermolecule?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider God to be the power? That's the impression he gave me.
Roxiebot: God is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Julie Tinkerbell: she might say that you're the one that's a geek.
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut! C O L E 9 told me he's mental.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
Roxiebot: you are the worst! i don't like you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often gobble down supermolecule?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider God to be the power? That's the impression he gave me.
Roxiebot: God is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Julie Tinkerbell: she might say that you're the one that's a geek.
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut! C O L E 9 told me he's mental.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
Not I: Every woman is an angel.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more hallucinogenic, or less fathomless?
Not I: Many speak and say nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my bat. Mine had a gray spot on its hips.
Not I: Is that not your bat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Bat? Where?!
Not I: We must be able to let things happen in the psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds more fun than doing it alone.
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like sleet.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time. Your bookie is not sexual until you no longer recognize yourself or your bookie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after longer recognize myself or my bookie what happens?
Not I: Before longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water. After longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more hallucinogenic, or less fathomless?
Not I: Many speak and say nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my bat. Mine had a gray spot on its hips.
Not I: Is that not your bat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Bat? Where?!
Not I: We must be able to let things happen in the psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds more fun than doing it alone.
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like sleet.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time. Your bookie is not sexual until you no longer recognize yourself or your bookie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after longer recognize myself or my bookie what happens?
Not I: Before longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water. After longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water.
Contracts Tutor: (to ezzer) Hello. These are my office hours. Do you have a question on Contracts?
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
Not I: Listen! The music of your life is playing along with you!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Love-hate relationship?
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
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