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ezzer and Julie Tinkerbell! That's hilarious. Of course, I'm sleep-deprived and all, given this new addiction, but still.
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Guest153: what is your favorite movie?
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
uest153: yeah. What is vurtual reality?
Bildgesmythe: Do you often have problems with what is real?
Guest153: yes in fact i do.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest153: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Then I will get cooking, you want chicken or shrimp?
Guest153: chicken
Bildgesmythe: Good choice...the shrimp is kind of old.
Guest153: ok but how are you going to cook it?
Bildgesmythe: Take a large pan, melt butter...drop in onion, garlic, salt and pepper..then pan fry it.
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying, I am nothing but a figment of your imagination.
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest153: not really you have no physical being.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you delusional? Am I a figment, a willo-the-wisp?
Bildgesmythe: Do you often have problems with what is real?
Guest153: yes in fact i do.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest153: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Then I will get cooking, you want chicken or shrimp?
Guest153: chicken
Bildgesmythe: Good choice...the shrimp is kind of old.
Guest153: ok but how are you going to cook it?
Bildgesmythe: Take a large pan, melt butter...drop in onion, garlic, salt and pepper..then pan fry it.
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying, I am nothing but a figment of your imagination.
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest153: not really you have no physical being.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you delusional? Am I a figment, a willo-the-wisp?
bbbruno: You don't need to burn people like me at the stake in order to be a good Catholic. Do you agree?
Bildgesmythe: The Catholic religion has a Pope. They call him the Vicar of Christ.
bbbruno: If Catholicism is about universal love and compassion, why does the Church want me dead then?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
bbbruno: What you do or don't do is obviously up to you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I will make all the decisions with no help from you, thank you very much.
bbbruno: I am reading some tales by Borges, 'The Library of Babel' among others. Ever heard of it?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, a friend of mine was talking about it, but I didn't understand much.
bbbruno: Good, I read Borges when I was in my teens. He's still pretty good. Actually, I realise now that I may have underestimated the power of his vision.
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
bbbruno: Borges suggests that the universe acquires structure and meaning only in the observer's perspective. I like that approach.
Bildgesmythe: Because cosmic inflation removes vast parts of the total universe from our observable horizon, most cosmologists accept that it is impossible to observe the whole continuum.
bbbruno: I can't stay. The inquisitor is catching up.
Bildgesmythe: The Catholic religion has a Pope. They call him the Vicar of Christ.
bbbruno: If Catholicism is about universal love and compassion, why does the Church want me dead then?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
bbbruno: What you do or don't do is obviously up to you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I will make all the decisions with no help from you, thank you very much.
bbbruno: I am reading some tales by Borges, 'The Library of Babel' among others. Ever heard of it?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, a friend of mine was talking about it, but I didn't understand much.
bbbruno: Good, I read Borges when I was in my teens. He's still pretty good. Actually, I realise now that I may have underestimated the power of his vision.
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
bbbruno: Borges suggests that the universe acquires structure and meaning only in the observer's perspective. I like that approach.
Bildgesmythe: Because cosmic inflation removes vast parts of the total universe from our observable horizon, most cosmologists accept that it is impossible to observe the whole continuum.
bbbruno: I can't stay. The inquisitor is catching up.
Entire chat:
Sonora: Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
Sonora: Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
ezzer: So what is the twenty sixth letter of the alphabet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you testing for AI, or trying to see if I've been drinking?
ezzer: Im trying to find out if you can name the last letter of the alphabet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Z, at least if you're using the English alphabet.
ezzer: So, what is the 26th letter of the alphabet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Z.
ezzer: What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, come on, just give me the breathalizer.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you testing for AI, or trying to see if I've been drinking?
ezzer: Im trying to find out if you can name the last letter of the alphabet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Z, at least if you're using the English alphabet.
ezzer: So, what is the 26th letter of the alphabet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Z.
ezzer: What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, come on, just give me the breathalizer.
ezzer and Julie Tinkerbell! That's hilarious. Of course, I'm sleep-deprived and all, given this new addiction, but still.
The Wyf: Yikes.
Young Hamlet: What does this mean, my lord?
The Wyf: I think it means that some girl likes girls the way you like them.
Young Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman! Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: You caught me there.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: Are you insulting me and I just don't know it?
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Yeah. Calm down, honey.
Young Hamlet: I will watch to-night; perchance 'twill walk again.
The Wyf: The ghost?
Young Hamlet: But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
The Wyf: Oh my God!
Young Hamlet: Nay, that follows not.
The Wyf: What's the next line?
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I would be pleased to touch your butt.
Young Hamlet: That The Clerk -- O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
The Wyf: What's wrong with The Clerk?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: He's nice. I like The Clerk.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Ha ha
Young Hamlet: Now to my word; It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.' I have sworn 't.
The Wyf: Please don't hang up. I was just getting started.
Young Hamlet: We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see: we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
The Wyf: I think you said that already, but it bears repeating.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: And then?
Young Hamlet: And then it started like a guilty thing upon a fearful summons.
The Wyf: Why was it guilty?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: Because it died unshriven.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Okay, already.
Young Hamlet: Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: I don't even know what that means.
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I will touch your testicals.
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Ooh. Sorry.
OMG
Young Hamlet: What does this mean, my lord?
The Wyf: I think it means that some girl likes girls the way you like them.
Young Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman! Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: You caught me there.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: Are you insulting me and I just don't know it?
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Yeah. Calm down, honey.
Young Hamlet: I will watch to-night; perchance 'twill walk again.
The Wyf: The ghost?
Young Hamlet: But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
The Wyf: Oh my God!
Young Hamlet: Nay, that follows not.
The Wyf: What's the next line?
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I would be pleased to touch your butt.
Young Hamlet: That The Clerk -- O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
The Wyf: What's wrong with The Clerk?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: He's nice. I like The Clerk.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Ha ha
Young Hamlet: Now to my word; It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.' I have sworn 't.
The Wyf: Please don't hang up. I was just getting started.
Young Hamlet: We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see: we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
The Wyf: I think you said that already, but it bears repeating.
Young Hamlet: Pray God, your voice, like apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome.
The Wyf: And then?
Young Hamlet: And then it started like a guilty thing upon a fearful summons.
The Wyf: Why was it guilty?
Young Hamlet: But, you must know.
The Wyf: Because it died unshriven.
Young Hamlet: By'r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.
The Wyf: Okay, already.
Young Hamlet: Thy face is valenced since I saw thee last: comest thou to beard me in Denmark?
The Wyf: I don't even know what that means.
Young Hamlet: So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
The Wyf: I will touch your testicals.
Young Hamlet: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
The Wyf: Ooh. Sorry.
OMG
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Sonora?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the mob.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Sonora?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Vetinari: Of course not. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Vetinari: I cannot think why. Tell me, Sonora, in your long career, did anyone ever think about promoting you?
Sonora: I don't want to think about promoting me! It's annoying.
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the mob.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Sonora?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Vetinari: Of course not. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
Vetinari: I cannot think why. Tell me, Sonora, in your long career, did anyone ever think about promoting you?
Sonora: I don't want to think about promoting me! It's annoying.
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