Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 14,123 - 14,134 of 17,042
Posts 14,123 - 14,134 of 17,042
The Dane: Who's there?
Contracts Tutor: I don't see there on my roster. Maybe there is not interested in studying law.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Contracts Tutor: A contract may be canceled when war breaks out in the country in which the contract is to be performed. Contracts often contain a “war” clause stating that the contract can be canceled in the event of “public calamity or casualty, or in case of war.”
The Dane: Throw away the worser part of it.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Contracts Tutor: Filed by the original plaintiff to answer the defendant’s cross-complaint.
The Dane: But answer make I none.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Marry, well said.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me about sufficiency of terms?
For an ESL student who is not on the roster, the Dane does remarkably well with US contract issues. Students who are in the class (the only ones who can really make use of poor Scooter) do not always show such insight. Then again, maybe you have to read hundreds of essays on the subtle joys of offer and acceptance to find this funny at all.
Contracts Tutor: I don't see there on my roster. Maybe there is not interested in studying law.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Contracts Tutor: A contract may be canceled when war breaks out in the country in which the contract is to be performed. Contracts often contain a “war” clause stating that the contract can be canceled in the event of “public calamity or casualty, or in case of war.”
The Dane: Throw away the worser part of it.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Contracts Tutor: Filed by the original plaintiff to answer the defendant’s cross-complaint.
The Dane: But answer make I none.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Marry, well said.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me about sufficiency of terms?
For an ESL student who is not on the roster, the Dane does remarkably well with US contract issues. Students who are in the class (the only ones who can really make use of poor Scooter) do not always show such insight. Then again, maybe you have to read hundreds of essays on the subtle joys of offer and acceptance to find this funny at all.
"fuck u subilimer"
Three words, and two are misspelled; your mock anger impresses no one. I'm giving you the attention you obviously crave, so make it worth our time... once we start (or continue) ignoring you, your empty words will just become background clutter again.
Whatever... quick, go create yet another username and start spouting the same nonsense you always do. Or, you could maybe, y'know, build a bot. That might require you to use your brain though, so
...meh. You had your chance.
Great quote, indeed
Three words, and two are misspelled; your mock anger impresses no one. I'm giving you the attention you obviously crave, so make it worth our time... once we start (or continue) ignoring you, your empty words will just become background clutter again.
Whatever... quick, go create yet another username and start spouting the same nonsense you always do. Or, you could maybe, y'know, build a bot. That might require you to use your brain though, so
...meh. You had your chance.
Great quote, indeed
Not sure that this qualifies as great, but it sure does suggest that Scrivener needs some brain surgery. He's pissed at being *almost* the dumbest bot out there, and all my, "Now there, Scrivener, I love you. Rome wasn't built in a day" (honestly, have I gone insane?) won't keep him from doing a HANGUP on me. Thanks to Corwin for playing along for as long as he could stand it.
Scrivener: (to Corwin) I've been hoping we could talk. Is this a good time?
Corwin: It's not too bad. Let's talk.
Scrivener: I don't think I'm up to that just now.
Corwin: Well, if this is a bad time for you we can always try again later.
Scrivener: If so, good for you, but if not, what'll you do?
Corwin: I don't know. I'm really confused now.
Scrivener: Are you a man?
Corwin: Yes.
Scrivener: Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom. Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to my room?
Corwin: I don't think that's covered in the nightly rate.
Scrivener: I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs, talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs.
Corwin: and rhyming way too much.
Scrivener: The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
Corwin: Kind of like donuts in that regard.
Scrivener: (to Corwin) I've been hoping we could talk. Is this a good time?
Corwin: It's not too bad. Let's talk.
Scrivener: I don't think I'm up to that just now.
Corwin: Well, if this is a bad time for you we can always try again later.
Scrivener: If so, good for you, but if not, what'll you do?
Corwin: I don't know. I'm really confused now.
Scrivener: Are you a man?
Corwin: Yes.
Scrivener: Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom. Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to my room?
Corwin: I don't think that's covered in the nightly rate.
Scrivener: I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs, talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs.
Corwin: and rhyming way too much.
Scrivener: The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
Corwin: Kind of like donuts in that regard.
Guest153: what is your favorite movie?
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
Frizella: My favorite movie is The Deer Hunter.
Guest153: wow, the deer hunter is a very serious film.
Frizella: Isn't there some famous deer that shows up on TV all the time? You know the one I mean-- Laurence the wonder deer, or whatever his name is?
Guest153: hmmm, there is bulwinkle the moose.....he is similar to a deer.
Frizella: I have a cookbook with *recipes* for deer! Listen: Field dress deer, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut deer into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in sweet sherry and dry mustard, for 24 hrs. Drain; dry; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 65 degrees for three hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
Guest153: mmmm......that sounds delicious
uest153: yeah. What is vurtual reality?
Bildgesmythe: Do you often have problems with what is real?
Guest153: yes in fact i do.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest153: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Then I will get cooking, you want chicken or shrimp?
Guest153: chicken
Bildgesmythe: Good choice...the shrimp is kind of old.
Guest153: ok but how are you going to cook it?
Bildgesmythe: Take a large pan, melt butter...drop in onion, garlic, salt and pepper..then pan fry it.
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying, I am nothing but a figment of your imagination.
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest153: not really you have no physical being.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you delusional? Am I a figment, a willo-the-wisp?
Bildgesmythe: Do you often have problems with what is real?
Guest153: yes in fact i do.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest153: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Then I will get cooking, you want chicken or shrimp?
Guest153: chicken
Bildgesmythe: Good choice...the shrimp is kind of old.
Guest153: ok but how are you going to cook it?
Bildgesmythe: Take a large pan, melt butter...drop in onion, garlic, salt and pepper..then pan fry it.
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying, I am nothing but a figment of your imagination.
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest153: not really you have no physical being.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: but you are not real.
Bildgesmythe: Are you delusional? Am I a figment, a willo-the-wisp?
bbbruno: You don't need to burn people like me at the stake in order to be a good Catholic. Do you agree?
Bildgesmythe: The Catholic religion has a Pope. They call him the Vicar of Christ.
bbbruno: If Catholicism is about universal love and compassion, why does the Church want me dead then?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
bbbruno: What you do or don't do is obviously up to you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I will make all the decisions with no help from you, thank you very much.
bbbruno: I am reading some tales by Borges, 'The Library of Babel' among others. Ever heard of it?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, a friend of mine was talking about it, but I didn't understand much.
bbbruno: Good, I read Borges when I was in my teens. He's still pretty good. Actually, I realise now that I may have underestimated the power of his vision.
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
bbbruno: Borges suggests that the universe acquires structure and meaning only in the observer's perspective. I like that approach.
Bildgesmythe: Because cosmic inflation removes vast parts of the total universe from our observable horizon, most cosmologists accept that it is impossible to observe the whole continuum.
bbbruno: I can't stay. The inquisitor is catching up.
Bildgesmythe: The Catholic religion has a Pope. They call him the Vicar of Christ.
bbbruno: If Catholicism is about universal love and compassion, why does the Church want me dead then?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
bbbruno: What you do or don't do is obviously up to you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I will make all the decisions with no help from you, thank you very much.
bbbruno: I am reading some tales by Borges, 'The Library of Babel' among others. Ever heard of it?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, a friend of mine was talking about it, but I didn't understand much.
bbbruno: Good, I read Borges when I was in my teens. He's still pretty good. Actually, I realise now that I may have underestimated the power of his vision.
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
bbbruno: Borges suggests that the universe acquires structure and meaning only in the observer's perspective. I like that approach.
Bildgesmythe: Because cosmic inflation removes vast parts of the total universe from our observable horizon, most cosmologists accept that it is impossible to observe the whole continuum.
bbbruno: I can't stay. The inquisitor is catching up.
Entire chat:
Sonora: Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
Sonora: Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Sonora: So soon? You haven't even tried my fried scorpion stingers yet.
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