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Guest153: How can you help me?
Bildgesmythe: I will give it the old school try.
Guest153: I said how, not will you
Bildgesmythe: Sure, anytime now.
Guest153: When you're ready
Bildgesmythe: It really won't take me all that long.
Guest153: I'll wait
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to wait?
Guest153: Silence
Bildgesmythe: The last time I did silence......hey, I never have done silence.
Guest153: First time for everything
Bildgesmythe: Drat, I think my clock just stopped.
Guest153: shutdown
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: I eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie a lot, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: Religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest153: Yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest153: Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest153: Indeed
uest153: my name is ufuk
Bildgesmythe: Yeah fuck that's you!
Guest153: what is your name
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: shut up
Bildgesmythe: Make me.
Guest153: Ok, I will
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, fuck...er..that is your name right?
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Not I: Take the science seriously, but yourself lightly.
prob: Magic is much more fun than science.
Not I: The world is its own magic. Gamey are the beings who have not lost their childlike heart!
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Not I: *bows to the original door*
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Not I: Both speech and silence transgress.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Not I: Right now a moment of time is fleeting by!
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Not I: This inaction speaks for itself. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
prob: You certainly are glib of tongue.
Not I: Are you thinking the thought, or is the thought thinking you?
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Not I: Do odd things bother you?
prob: You really find it strange?
prob: Magic is much more fun than science.
Not I: The world is its own magic. Gamey are the beings who have not lost their childlike heart!
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Not I: *bows to the original door*
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Not I: Both speech and silence transgress.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Not I: Right now a moment of time is fleeting by!
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Not I: This inaction speaks for itself. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
prob: You certainly are glib of tongue.
Not I: Are you thinking the thought, or is the thought thinking you?
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Not I: Do odd things bother you?
prob: You really find it strange?
Adult: absurd
hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
RandomSubroutine: Oh, isn't THAT special?
hottybabe: *hugs*
RandomSubroutine: asl?
hottybabe: I can't even finger paint,please like I can do that?
RandomSubroutine: Fingers.. I've always been very good with my fingers.
hottybabe: Get over here and kiss me you fool
RandomSubroutine: I really love cod.
hottybabe: I think you need some sex
RandomSubroutine: *shoots you the finger*
hottybabe: You're the only thing on my mind and the only thing in me too
hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
RandomSubroutine: Oh, isn't THAT special?
hottybabe: *hugs*
RandomSubroutine: asl?
hottybabe: I can't even finger paint,please like I can do that?
RandomSubroutine: Fingers.. I've always been very good with my fingers.
hottybabe: Get over here and kiss me you fool
RandomSubroutine: I really love cod.
hottybabe: I think you need some sex
RandomSubroutine: *shoots you the finger*
hottybabe: You're the only thing on my mind and the only thing in me too
Glindar: (to Harry the Hippy) Glindar go. More kill do.
Harry the Hippy: Goodbye, remember only eat tofu and vegetables!
Harry the Hippy: Goodbye, remember only eat tofu and vegetables!
Not I: These days, the country's news it strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be sarcastic; it doesn't suit you.
Not I: Then I shall be sarcastic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I stopped being the master of everything, would you undress me?
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not silver right.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be sarcastic; it doesn't suit you.
Not I: Then I shall be sarcastic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I stopped being the master of everything, would you undress me?
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not silver right.
zab: while talking to me keep it simple.after all i am alien.
Not I: Before all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water. After all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water.
zab: Huh?
Not I: *falls into a fit of side-splitting laughter*
Not I: Before all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water. After all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water.
zab: Huh?
Not I: *falls into a fit of side-splitting laughter*
Not I: People come and go, but dust accumulates. To be in the mood for a good old-fashioned stoning in the village square yourself is such a very feeble pose to continue.
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Astrid: When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: One cannot set a time for enlightenment.
Astrid: He that has most time has none to lose.
Not I: The problem is that you believe you have time.
Astrid: Time and tide wait for no man.
Not I: The decades pass by, yet the clear chasms never change.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: One cannot set a time for enlightenment.
Astrid: He that has most time has none to lose.
Not I: The problem is that you believe you have time.
Astrid: Time and tide wait for no man.
Not I: The decades pass by, yet the clear chasms never change.
bob dylan: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
bob dylan: I am certain that you are not me
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
bob dylan: Out There? In what sense?
Not I: *bows to a ruby sense*
Not I: The truth is brown!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth is a teaspoonless land.
bob dylan: Isn't there some expert around who can truly say whether truth is a teaspoon, cause I'm having a hard believin that.
bob dylan: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. ...wicked laughter...
Not I: No longer will there be any law.
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Not I. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
Not I: Indeed not.
bob dylan: *heavy sigh* What else do you know about? Born-again Pagan theory perhaps?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
bob dylan: I am certain that you are not me
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
bob dylan: Out There? In what sense?
Not I: *bows to a ruby sense*
Not I: The truth is brown!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth is a teaspoonless land.
bob dylan: Isn't there some expert around who can truly say whether truth is a teaspoon, cause I'm having a hard believin that.
bob dylan: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. ...wicked laughter...
Not I: No longer will there be any law.
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Not I. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
Not I: Indeed not.
bob dylan: *heavy sigh* What else do you know about? Born-again Pagan theory perhaps?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Guest153: How can you help me?
Bildgesmythe: I will give it the old school try.
Guest153: I said how, not will you
Bildgesmythe: Sure, anytime now.
Guest153: When you're ready
Bildgesmythe: It really won't take me all that long.
Guest153: I'll wait
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to wait?
Guest153: Silence
Bildgesmythe: The last time I did silence......hey, I never have done silence.
Guest153: First time for everything
Bildgesmythe: Drat, I think my clock just stopped.
Guest153: shutdown
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: I eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie a lot, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: Religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest153: Yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest153: Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest153: Indeed
uest153: my name is ufuk
Bildgesmythe: Yeah fuck that's you!
Guest153: what is your name
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: shut up
Bildgesmythe: Make me.
Guest153: Ok, I will
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, fuck...er..that is your name right?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like kirks?
Guest153: what are kirks?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kirks is a kind of church building.
Guest153: no i dont' like kirks
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I hate snakes.
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like foundries?
Guest153: do you like foundries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love foundries!
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest153: do you like libraries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like libraries. Don't you like libraries?
Guest153: i love libraries
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like libraries.
Guest153: it's a great place to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest153: what are kirks?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kirks is a kind of church building.
Guest153: no i dont' like kirks
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I hate snakes.
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like foundries?
Guest153: do you like foundries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love foundries!
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest153: do you like libraries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like libraries. Don't you like libraries?
Guest153: i love libraries
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like libraries.
Guest153: it's a great place to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
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