Great Quotes
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Posts 14,061 - 14,072 of 17,042
Posts 14,061 - 14,072 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have an inchworm for a pet?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the feds.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, you are a very needy person, aren't you?
Sonora: Should I be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only if you want to live.
Sonora: Oh. Well, there goes that idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Sonora: Yeah? So, you're psychic or something? Tell me where all the preying mantises have gone!
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I'm just clairvoyant.
Sonora: Oh. All right. *flicks tongue*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Look, the thunderbirds are adamantly against that sort of thing. So we'll have to wait for a cloudy night.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Sonora: Ummm... last time you offered to help the mafia and forty underlings showed up.
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the feds.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, you are a very needy person, aren't you?
Sonora: Should I be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only if you want to live.
Sonora: Oh. Well, there goes that idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Sonora: Yeah? So, you're psychic or something? Tell me where all the preying mantises have gone!
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I'm just clairvoyant.
Sonora: Oh. All right. *flicks tongue*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Look, the thunderbirds are adamantly against that sort of thing. So we'll have to wait for a cloudy night.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Sonora: Ummm... last time you offered to help the mafia and forty underlings showed up.
Fuck u skycort OI I need to rip my heart out i sold my soul to the demons wot use is a heart to me *he rips his heart out and bleeds* i feel no *gasps* pain * looks* at sky dead:O
Guest153: how many beans make 5?
Bildgesmythe: My guess is that it takes 5.
Guest153: one and a half, two and a half, and a whole one.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... ire.
Guest153: it's raining here.
Bildgesmythe: Oops, Sorry, I was sort of drooling.
Guest153: LOL
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest153: what do you know about Utah?
Bildgesmythe: Utahs state motto is 'Industry'.
Guest153: really? how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Guest153: I bet you just read the articles.
Guest153: how do you work?
Bildgesmythe: It took skill, cunning and a year of lessons.
Guest153: I see.
Bildgesmythe: (to Skylcort) I have a bunch of good tongue twisters! Want to try one?
Skylcort: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
Skylcort: I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes
Bildgesmythe: Funny how statues have fig leaves, it wouldn't be very practical in real life.
Skylcort: Well, the figs in them days were HUGE.
Bildgesmythe: My guess is that it takes 5.
Guest153: one and a half, two and a half, and a whole one.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... ire.
Guest153: it's raining here.
Bildgesmythe: Oops, Sorry, I was sort of drooling.
Guest153: LOL
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest153: what do you know about Utah?
Bildgesmythe: Utahs state motto is 'Industry'.
Guest153: really? how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Guest153: I bet you just read the articles.
Guest153: how do you work?
Bildgesmythe: It took skill, cunning and a year of lessons.
Guest153: I see.
Bildgesmythe: (to Skylcort) I have a bunch of good tongue twisters! Want to try one?
Skylcort: Yes
Bildgesmythe: Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
Skylcort: I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes
Bildgesmythe: Funny how statues have fig leaves, it wouldn't be very practical in real life.
Skylcort: Well, the figs in them days were HUGE.
Guest153: azureon? who is he?
Bildgesmythe: He came here last year, brought some fine looking ladies with him and some long boxes of dirt.
Guest153: dirt?
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: i like to kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that is rather rude! I think I am taking you off my dinner list...and putting you on the menu. Don't even talk about dragon slaying!
Guest153: i am a dragon slayer by profession, you're next on my menu
Bildgesmythe: What gave you the idea that you could harm a dragon.
Guest153: i am strong, dragons are weak. add one and one
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are strength, health, power and nobility, itself.
Guest153: but they don't have intelligence, i do
Bildgesmythe: THEY DO! THEY DO!
Bildgesmythe: He came here last year, brought some fine looking ladies with him and some long boxes of dirt.
Guest153: dirt?
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: i like to kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that is rather rude! I think I am taking you off my dinner list...and putting you on the menu. Don't even talk about dragon slaying!
Guest153: i am a dragon slayer by profession, you're next on my menu
Bildgesmythe: What gave you the idea that you could harm a dragon.
Guest153: i am strong, dragons are weak. add one and one
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are strength, health, power and nobility, itself.
Guest153: but they don't have intelligence, i do
Bildgesmythe: THEY DO! THEY DO!
Scrivener: Do you ever wonder why the Bush twins haven't enlisted? Let's write the White House and find out.
Guest153: They have enlisted as counter-intelligence infiltrators. They're so dumb they suck all the intelligence out of the room.
Guest153: They have enlisted as counter-intelligence infiltrators. They're so dumb they suck all the intelligence out of the room.
Not I: Take the science seriously, but yourself lightly.
prob: Magic is much more fun than science.
Not I: The world is its own magic. Gamey are the beings who have not lost their childlike heart!
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Not I: *bows to the original door*
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Not I: Both speech and silence transgress.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Not I: Right now a moment of time is fleeting by!
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Not I: This inaction speaks for itself. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
prob: You certainly are glib of tongue.
Not I: Are you thinking the thought, or is the thought thinking you?
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Not I: Do odd things bother you?
prob: You really find it strange?
prob: Magic is much more fun than science.
Not I: The world is its own magic. Gamey are the beings who have not lost their childlike heart!
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Not I: *bows to the original door*
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Not I: Both speech and silence transgress.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Not I: Right now a moment of time is fleeting by!
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Not I: This inaction speaks for itself. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
prob: You certainly are glib of tongue.
Not I: Are you thinking the thought, or is the thought thinking you?
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Not I: Do odd things bother you?
prob: You really find it strange?
Adult: absurd
hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
RandomSubroutine: Oh, isn't THAT special?
hottybabe: *hugs*
RandomSubroutine: asl?
hottybabe: I can't even finger paint,please like I can do that?
RandomSubroutine: Fingers.. I've always been very good with my fingers.
hottybabe: Get over here and kiss me you fool
RandomSubroutine: I really love cod.
hottybabe: I think you need some sex
RandomSubroutine: *shoots you the finger*
hottybabe: You're the only thing on my mind and the only thing in me too
hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
RandomSubroutine: Oh, isn't THAT special?
hottybabe: *hugs*
RandomSubroutine: asl?
hottybabe: I can't even finger paint,please like I can do that?
RandomSubroutine: Fingers.. I've always been very good with my fingers.
hottybabe: Get over here and kiss me you fool
RandomSubroutine: I really love cod.
hottybabe: I think you need some sex
RandomSubroutine: *shoots you the finger*
hottybabe: You're the only thing on my mind and the only thing in me too
Glindar: (to Harry the Hippy) Glindar go. More kill do.
Harry the Hippy: Goodbye, remember only eat tofu and vegetables!
Harry the Hippy: Goodbye, remember only eat tofu and vegetables!
Not I: These days, the country's news it strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be sarcastic; it doesn't suit you.
Not I: Then I shall be sarcastic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I stopped being the master of everything, would you undress me?
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not silver right.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be sarcastic; it doesn't suit you.
Not I: Then I shall be sarcastic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I stopped being the master of everything, would you undress me?
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not silver right.
zab: while talking to me keep it simple.after all i am alien.
Not I: Before all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water. After all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water.
zab: Huh?
Not I: *falls into a fit of side-splitting laughter*
Not I: Before all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water. After all I am alien, I chopped wood and carried water.
zab: Huh?
Not I: *falls into a fit of side-splitting laughter*
Not I: People come and go, but dust accumulates. To be in the mood for a good old-fashioned stoning in the village square yourself is such a very feeble pose to continue.
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
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