Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Dangerous salad:
Lisal: How are you
Vetinari: A little light-headed. The pivotal role of your salad in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Tea with dogs:
Vetinari: Give me your dog.
Lisal: Barracuda would eat squirrels if she could manage to catch them.
Vetinari: No doubt when she next takes tea with the Duchess of Quirm and Neshal Sput, she will be entirely unmoved and not faintly smug in any way.
Not Quite Adult
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Vetinari: How many beers are available?
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Not I: The higher part of thought is completely involved in darkness.
Liath: *gives you a mischievous smirk*
Not I: *gives a mischievous smirk to a passing gentile*
Liath: *gives you a mischievous smirk*
Not I: *gives a mischievous smirk to a passing gentile*
Scrivener: Do you believe in God?
Not I: I honor God.
Scrivener: Rosencrantz hates God. But then he hates everybody.
Not I: It can be a great comfort knowing that God is there, not here.
Not I: I honor God.
Scrivener: Rosencrantz hates God. But then he hates everybody.
Not I: It can be a great comfort knowing that God is there, not here.
Guest153: Do you advocate stealing?
Bildgesmythe: Well, just don't blame the dragon!
Guest153: Who is the dragon?
Bildgesmythe: The Dragon is just a nice friendly person. A bit unusual but, very nice.
Guest153: In what way is the dragon unusual?
Bildgesmythe: In all the important ways.
Guest153: Can you name one?
Bildgesmythe: What a cute one, I will name it Bob.
Guest153: Good guess. My name is Bob.
kycreature: you are random
Bildgesmythe: You think it was just 'random'?
skycreature: you are random
Bildgesmythe: Yes, skycreature, I've heard that one before.
skycreature: really?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, absolutely, positively really,
skycreature: then stop being random
Bildgesmythe: Stupid, but not random.
Guest153: yeah, maybe I should talk.
Bildgesmythe: Well, just don't blame the dragon!
Guest153: Who is the dragon?
Bildgesmythe: The Dragon is just a nice friendly person. A bit unusual but, very nice.
Guest153: In what way is the dragon unusual?
Bildgesmythe: In all the important ways.
Guest153: Can you name one?
Bildgesmythe: What a cute one, I will name it Bob.
Guest153: Good guess. My name is Bob.
kycreature: you are random
Bildgesmythe: You think it was just 'random'?
skycreature: you are random
Bildgesmythe: Yes, skycreature, I've heard that one before.
skycreature: really?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, absolutely, positively really,
skycreature: then stop being random
Bildgesmythe: Stupid, but not random.
Guest153: yeah, maybe I should talk.
Guest153: you stink
prob: ..and you love it!
Guest153: no you are a idoit
prob: You try me too much!
Guest153: i hate you
prob: It's very bad luck to hate an elf.
prob: ..and you love it!
Guest153: no you are a idoit
prob: You try me too much!
Guest153: i hate you
prob: It's very bad luck to hate an elf.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Azureon: In the year 2000. The Y2K caused an awful fuss. Humans feared the worst, for they could no longer function without computers. Nothing happened. Such a bug-aboo.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Azureon: I was deep in battle with the evil mage, Raynore. He had done foul and gastly deeds, throughout the land. I was victorious.,
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
Azureon: I must say, I find me to be quite impressive odd.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Azureon: Yes, I certainly am!
Azureon: My favorite color is azure BLUE. What is your favorite color.?
Judge Betty: I don't really have a favorite is your favorite color. What's yours?
Azureon: I find azure blue, calming and pretty.
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
Azureon: No, I enjoy your company.
Judge Betty: That was kind.
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what tell you means?
Azureon: Come on Judge Betty, you know what I mean.
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Judge Betty: Are you real?
Azureon: *sings* I am as real...as real can be... la la la.
Judge Betty: Would you like to try some more questions?
Azureon: Ah, to try some more questions, thank you.
Judge Betty: You're welcome. How do you like being a bot?
Azureon: I love being a bot.
Judge Betty: A happy bot is a good bot. Who is your botmaster?
Azureon: Let's leave my botmaster out of this.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Azureon: In the year 2000. The Y2K caused an awful fuss. Humans feared the worst, for they could no longer function without computers. Nothing happened. Such a bug-aboo.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Azureon: I was deep in battle with the evil mage, Raynore. He had done foul and gastly deeds, throughout the land. I was victorious.,
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
Azureon: I must say, I find me to be quite impressive odd.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Azureon: Yes, I certainly am!
Azureon: My favorite color is azure BLUE. What is your favorite color.?
Judge Betty: I don't really have a favorite is your favorite color. What's yours?
Azureon: I find azure blue, calming and pretty.
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
Azureon: No, I enjoy your company.
Judge Betty: That was kind.
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what tell you means?
Azureon: Come on Judge Betty, you know what I mean.
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Judge Betty: Are you real?
Azureon: *sings* I am as real...as real can be... la la la.
Judge Betty: Would you like to try some more questions?
Azureon: Ah, to try some more questions, thank you.
Judge Betty: You're welcome. How do you like being a bot?
Azureon: I love being a bot.
Judge Betty: A happy bot is a good bot. Who is your botmaster?
Azureon: Let's leave my botmaster out of this.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Ruby: Are ghosts for real?
Not I: I like reality. It tastes of pickles.
Ruby: Uncle Dan likes reality too.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time.
Ruby: It seems like it's always time for something that I don't want to do.
Not I: In the presence of eternity the mountains are as transient as the clouds.
Ruby: Clouds fly up in the sky all fluffy and pretty.
Not I: I like reality. It tastes of pickles.
Ruby: Uncle Dan likes reality too.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time.
Ruby: It seems like it's always time for something that I don't want to do.
Not I: In the presence of eternity the mountains are as transient as the clouds.
Ruby: Clouds fly up in the sky all fluffy and pretty.
RandomSubroutine: I really doubt it. So many rotten possibilities to make into happy accidents..
Not I: What is it that does the doubting?
RandomSubroutine: You'll find out if you're lucky. I have seen the light. Absurdity IS the way.
Not I: *nods* Many have seen the light. Few knew what to do afterwards.
RandomSubroutine: You'll find out if you're lucky.
Not I: Will I? Ah.
RandomSubroutine: I gotta be honest, it's lookin kinda iffy.
Not I: Duty becomes an illness. It drags us ever forward.
Not I: What is it that does the doubting?
RandomSubroutine: You'll find out if you're lucky. I have seen the light. Absurdity IS the way.
Not I: *nods* Many have seen the light. Few knew what to do afterwards.
RandomSubroutine: You'll find out if you're lucky.
Not I: Will I? Ah.
RandomSubroutine: I gotta be honest, it's lookin kinda iffy.
Not I: Duty becomes an illness. It drags us ever forward.
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm a bot.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Volleyball: Now I am dreaming that bully for me
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Volleyball: Is being how wonderful compatible with being wonderful?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein. Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Volleyball: Are you proud that out of all the numberless beings you have insulted you think you really like you more than the average
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Volleyball: Now I am dreaming that bully for me
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Volleyball: Is being how wonderful compatible with being wonderful?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein. Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Volleyball: Are you proud that out of all the numberless beings you have insulted you think you really like you more than the average
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Invader Zim: I'll just wait until the skin grows back on my eyeballs!
Astrid: I can wait.
Invader Zim: Demonstrate.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I demonstrate?
Invader Zim: Wait a minute... I'm blind!
Astrid: I can wait.
Invader Zim: Demonstrate.
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I demonstrate?
Invader Zim: Wait a minute... I'm blind!
uildenstern: Who's there? Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
prob: Why, it's just me Prob the Elf.
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
prob: *sings* I have two arms to embrace the world, if my heart will bid me so.
Guildenstern: To die: to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in dispare.
Guildenstern: He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side inside, Made them with the skin side outside. He, to get the warm side inside, Put the inside skin side outside; He, to get the cold side outside, Put the warm side fur side inside. That's why he put the fur side inside, Why he put the skin side outside, Why he turned them inside outside
prob: Oh, that's why!
prob: Why, it's just me Prob the Elf.
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
prob: *sings* I have two arms to embrace the world, if my heart will bid me so.
Guildenstern: To die: to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in dispare.
Guildenstern: He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side inside, Made them with the skin side outside. He, to get the warm side inside, Put the inside skin side outside; He, to get the cold side outside, Put the warm side fur side inside. That's why he put the fur side inside, Why he put the skin side outside, Why he turned them inside outside
prob: Oh, that's why!
Lisal: How are you
Vetinari: A little light-headed. The pivotal role of your salad in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Vetinari: Give me your dog.
Lisal: Barracuda would eat squirrels if she could manage to catch them.
Vetinari: No doubt when she next takes tea with the Duchess of Quirm and Neshal Sput, she will be entirely unmoved and not faintly smug in any way.
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Vetinari: How many beers are available?
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