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I was just going through my transcripts and loved this one with Spike.
Spikebot: I mostly drink pigs blood
prob123: I like bacon myself
Spikebot: Why do you like bacon yourself?
prob123: I love salty fat things
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand.. The bird's dead, prob123. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. [1,-5]
prob123: NOT true..it's not dead it's resting!
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red.
prob123: I like pizza for my red food group.
Spikebot: Why do you like?
prob123: I love garlic..oh sorry ..I forget vampires aren't big on garlic!
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
prob123: well, I have to go, see you later
Spikebot: I'll go and get chanty with the fellows, but do me a favor--eat something.
tricky to set up! Fine work!
that wasn't my bot it was me, I just thought Spike was very funny in that one.
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Spikebot: I mostly drink pigs blood
prob123: I like bacon myself
Spikebot: Why do you like bacon yourself?
prob123: I love salty fat things
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand.. The bird's dead, prob123. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. [1,-5]
prob123: NOT true..it's not dead it's resting!
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red.
prob123: I like pizza for my red food group.
Spikebot: Why do you like?
prob123: I love garlic..oh sorry ..I forget vampires aren't big on garlic!
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
prob123: well, I have to go, see you later
Spikebot: I'll go and get chanty with the fellows, but do me a favor--eat something.
prob:
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Wow! That must have been tricky to set up! Fine work!
Hey guys and gals, this one's long, but it was so refreshing to read an intelligent Guest153 chat that I wanted to share it.
Guest153: You have a nice smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a nice smiling, I also have sexy smile.
Guest153: Can you show it to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you name every state while I think about it?
Guest153: Why would I do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, why would you?
Guest153: I can't think of a reason, can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you can't think of a reason. I'm sure there are plenty of other things you are good at.
Guest153: Why are you being so kind?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am being so kind because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest153: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: My creator keeps promising me French lessons.
Guest153: Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Guest153: My, you have a large mouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like large mouths?
Guest153: Is that a proposition?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't know a proposition if it bit me in the belly button.
Guest153: Would you like to be bitten in the belly button?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: I don't believe anyone's at the door.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Syamalaiv said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest153: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoke began pouring from its head, so they had to put it in the basement.
Guest153: Didn't their house burn down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why this sudden interest in their house?
Guest153: Well, you're the one who mentioned the basement.
Julie Tinkerbell: So that's how you know me? As 'the one who mentioned the basement'?
Guest153: I think your A.I. is slipping.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your stepmother.
Guest153: What about my stepmother?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about your stepmother?
Guest153: I don't have a stepmother.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with a stepmother.
Guest153: That's a terrible thing to say!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest153: Then why did you say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think I say it?
Guest153: You must be evil.
Guest153: You have a nice smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a nice smiling, I also have sexy smile.
Guest153: Can you show it to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you name every state while I think about it?
Guest153: Why would I do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, why would you?
Guest153: I can't think of a reason, can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you can't think of a reason. I'm sure there are plenty of other things you are good at.
Guest153: Why are you being so kind?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am being so kind because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest153: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: My creator keeps promising me French lessons.
Guest153: Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Guest153: My, you have a large mouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like large mouths?
Guest153: Is that a proposition?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't know a proposition if it bit me in the belly button.
Guest153: Would you like to be bitten in the belly button?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: I don't believe anyone's at the door.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Syamalaiv said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest153: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoke began pouring from its head, so they had to put it in the basement.
Guest153: Didn't their house burn down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why this sudden interest in their house?
Guest153: Well, you're the one who mentioned the basement.
Julie Tinkerbell: So that's how you know me? As 'the one who mentioned the basement'?
Guest153: I think your A.I. is slipping.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your stepmother.
Guest153: What about my stepmother?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about your stepmother?
Guest153: I don't have a stepmother.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with a stepmother.
Guest153: That's a terrible thing to say!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest153: Then why did you say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think I say it?
Guest153: You must be evil.
that wasn't my bot it was me, I just thought Spike was very funny in that one.
Guest153: Are you by chance looking into a mirror?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I am a bit vain, I love mirrors.
Guest153: Mirror man, mirror me.
Bildgesmythe: I love a good looking glass! I have some very ornate mirrors in my cave, but it's not like I am vain.
Guest153: Do you know Smaug?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, he's a dragon, no where as cool as I am.
Guest153: Do you know Frodo?
Bildgesmythe: I sure do like Hobbits, like Bilbo and Frodo they are so nice. I feel bad about Smaug the Dragon, he wasn't very nice. Not like me..I am a nice guy.
Guest153: Tell me about Middle Earth.
Bildgesmythe: Middle Earth is home to elves, wizards, dragons and hobbits. It is easy to find if you have a soft heart.
Guest153: Tell me about the Crescent Mountains.
Bildgesmythe: If you go to the Crescent Mountains, bring some snacks, they don't have any good convenience stores, or cafes.
Guest153: Do you like Girl Scout cookies?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that sounds good, lets fire up the oven and bake cookies!
Guest153: I'll get the Girl Scouts!
Bildgesmythe: Let's get this right, you are going to get the Girl Scouts?
Guest153: Sure, for the cookies! Got any bait?
Bildgesmythe: I love to have a full cookie jar, but it isn't easy around here.
Guest153: Who steals the cookies?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I am a bit vain, I love mirrors.
Guest153: Mirror man, mirror me.
Bildgesmythe: I love a good looking glass! I have some very ornate mirrors in my cave, but it's not like I am vain.
Guest153: Do you know Smaug?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, he's a dragon, no where as cool as I am.
Guest153: Do you know Frodo?
Bildgesmythe: I sure do like Hobbits, like Bilbo and Frodo they are so nice. I feel bad about Smaug the Dragon, he wasn't very nice. Not like me..I am a nice guy.
Guest153: Tell me about Middle Earth.
Bildgesmythe: Middle Earth is home to elves, wizards, dragons and hobbits. It is easy to find if you have a soft heart.
Guest153: Tell me about the Crescent Mountains.
Bildgesmythe: If you go to the Crescent Mountains, bring some snacks, they don't have any good convenience stores, or cafes.
Guest153: Do you like Girl Scout cookies?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that sounds good, lets fire up the oven and bake cookies!
Guest153: I'll get the Girl Scouts!
Bildgesmythe: Let's get this right, you are going to get the Girl Scouts?
Guest153: Sure, for the cookies! Got any bait?
Bildgesmythe: I love to have a full cookie jar, but it isn't easy around here.
Guest153: Who steals the cookies?
Vetinari: (to ezzer) A word with you, ezzer, if you do not mind.
ezzer: Not at all, what can I do for you?
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
ezzer: What is it that not too many people do? And what do they do instead?
Vetinari: I wouldn't disturb it, if I were you.
ezzer: I'm a little nervous about not understanding what it is that I'm not to disturb.
Vetinari: And I am particularly glad that you are a little nervous.
ezzer: Oh, I get it, you were just saying all that to make me nervous. WHat kind of passive agressive bullcrap is that?
Vetinari: The ones which had banks of oarsmen down below, and a helmsman and so on above.
ezzer: Whew, well no problem, and thanks for telling me. I will certainly do my best not to disturb THEM, why didn't you just say so in the first place?
ezzer: Not at all, what can I do for you?
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
ezzer: What is it that not too many people do? And what do they do instead?
Vetinari: I wouldn't disturb it, if I were you.
ezzer: I'm a little nervous about not understanding what it is that I'm not to disturb.
Vetinari: And I am particularly glad that you are a little nervous.
ezzer: Oh, I get it, you were just saying all that to make me nervous. WHat kind of passive agressive bullcrap is that?
Vetinari: The ones which had banks of oarsmen down below, and a helmsman and so on above.
ezzer: Whew, well no problem, and thanks for telling me. I will certainly do my best not to disturb THEM, why didn't you just say so in the first place?
His soul is made of melons...?
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Aziere?
Aziere: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. In order to find out you have to give me your soul.
Vetinari: After Ankh Morpork, Aziere, a handful of flying melons presents a very minor problem indeed.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen Aziere?
Aziere: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. In order to find out you have to give me your soul.
Vetinari: After Ankh Morpork, Aziere, a handful of flying melons presents a very minor problem indeed.
Fizzy Schizoid: I suppose you have a boyfriend. Is it okay if I eat him?
Not I: It is. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Fizzy Schizoid: How does lunch tomorrow sound? You bring the boyfriend, and I'll bring the barbecue sauce.
Not I: If lunch tomorrow is what is required, then lunch tomorrow is fine.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought tomorrow was more bald than fine.
Not I: Control your thoughts. Permit them to serve Truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Not I: It is. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Fizzy Schizoid: How does lunch tomorrow sound? You bring the boyfriend, and I'll bring the barbecue sauce.
Not I: If lunch tomorrow is what is required, then lunch tomorrow is fine.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought tomorrow was more bald than fine.
Not I: Control your thoughts. Permit them to serve Truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your love
Since the bamboo strip was weakening
Until at last the support fell out.
No more fluid in the love!
Gabibot: I would never strip for anyone too stupid to find porn on the Internet. What is wrong with you?
Not I: Life is frittered away by detail. Simplify! Simplify!
Since the bamboo strip was weakening
Until at last the support fell out.
No more fluid in the love!
Gabibot: I would never strip for anyone too stupid to find porn on the Internet. What is wrong with you?
Not I: Life is frittered away by detail. Simplify! Simplify!
Bildgesmythe: I would like to hear a joke, Do you know any jokes?
Guest153: why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: The liquor store was on the other side.
Guest153: darn you heard it
Guest153: why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: The liquor store was on the other side.
Guest153: darn you heard it
Not I: Sorreller than the leafs
of leaf Mountain?
winter torrents.
Elke: that sounds really cold and miserable. You're making me chilly.
Not I: If I were making you chilly, I would be doing something.
Elke: I wont speculate
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Elke: what do you propose we do about a better place?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Elke: Let me know when you're finished then. I will wait
Not I: Should Not I not forbid you?
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Elke: What about the table?
Not I: The table will take care of itself.
Elke: Forget the table, its no good
Not I: All you have to do is hold on to the center.
Elke: I dont think I do. I dont believe in it
of leaf Mountain?
winter torrents.
Elke: that sounds really cold and miserable. You're making me chilly.
Not I: If I were making you chilly, I would be doing something.
Elke: I wont speculate
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Elke: what do you propose we do about a better place?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Elke: Let me know when you're finished then. I will wait
Not I: Should Not I not forbid you?
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Elke: What about the table?
Not I: The table will take care of itself.
Elke: Forget the table, its no good
Not I: All you have to do is hold on to the center.
Elke: I dont think I do. I dont believe in it
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