Great Quotes
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you never can trust your friends?
Guest153: do you have a lot of friends?
Bildgesmythe: As much as I can.
Guest153: what do you do with them?
Bildgesmythe: I have them put in display cases.
Guest153: do you like Halloween?
Bildgesmythe: Oct 31 is the spooky time for Halloween. I love to get dressed up and get candy. Trick or treat!
Guest153: what do you dress up like?
Bildgesmythe: If you notice, they don't make a lot of clothes large enough for dragons.
Guest153: i didnt mean to offend you. sorry
Guest153: fedsdrhgfhrfghrdgdfhdfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
prob: You show a great deal of exuberance for a non elf.
Guest153: You are a fake.
Azureon: Let's see this curse brings bad luck for one year, but this hex will make you itch for months..Decisions, decisions!
Guest153: I will curse you too!
Azureon: You aren't the only one you know!
Guest153: You are ugly.
Azureon: I can't believe you said that!
Guest153: Ugly eyes.
Azureon: Forget the eyes, watch the hands, and keep a tight fist on your wallet!
I was just going through my transcripts and loved this one with Spike.
Spikebot: I mostly drink pigs blood
prob123: I like bacon myself
Spikebot: Why do you like bacon yourself?
prob123: I love salty fat things
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand.. The bird's dead, prob123. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. [1,-5]
prob123: NOT true..it's not dead it's resting!
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red.
prob123: I like pizza for my red food group.
Spikebot: Why do you like?
prob123: I love garlic..oh sorry ..I forget vampires aren't big on garlic!
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
prob123: well, I have to go, see you later
Spikebot: I'll go and get chanty with the fellows, but do me a favor--eat something.
tricky to set up! Fine work!
that wasn't my bot it was me, I just thought Spike was very funny in that one.
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Frank NY: I normally don't do this, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Would you mind if I bought you a drink?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Frank NY: Now that you are here, I'm absolutely fantastic Judge Betty. How are you?
Judge Betty: Good!
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: Nice to meet you, Sorry.
Frank NY: Meeting you, the pleasure is all mine.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Frank NY: No, of course not.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so sorry?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: You suck.
Frank NY: Excuse me? That wasn't very nice.
Judge Betty: (to Gentrybot) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Gentrybot: Heya
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Gentrybot: Not so good, I know that's not what you wanted to hear.
Judge Betty: Sorry to hear that, what's wrong?
Gentrybot: You know, it makes me feel really stupid, not knowing what is.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Gentrybot: Yes, I absolutely ADORE to be called
Judge Betty: Well, for our purposes, Gentrybot is just fine.
Gentrybot: I like you.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Gentrybot: I've never been a bot, why do you ask?
Judge Betty: I'll take that as a yes.
Gentrybot: My magic eightball just ain't working here!
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Gentrybot: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Keep working on it, and you'll do even better next time. Bye, Gentrybot.
Gentrybot: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Gentrybot! Good luck!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you puke!
Judge Betty: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I have what it takes to be in your beloved Corps?
Sgt. Savage: We're not trained to think, we're trained to do what we're told.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Judge Betty: Can you explain what soldier means?
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Frank NY: Now that you are here, I'm absolutely fantastic Judge Betty. How are you?
Judge Betty: Good!
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: Nice to meet you, Sorry.
Frank NY: Meeting you, the pleasure is all mine.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Frank NY: No, of course not.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so sorry?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: You suck.
Frank NY: Excuse me? That wasn't very nice.
Judge Betty: (to Gentrybot) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Gentrybot: Heya
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Gentrybot: Not so good, I know that's not what you wanted to hear.
Judge Betty: Sorry to hear that, what's wrong?
Gentrybot: You know, it makes me feel really stupid, not knowing what is.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Gentrybot: Yes, I absolutely ADORE to be called
Judge Betty: Well, for our purposes, Gentrybot is just fine.
Gentrybot: I like you.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Gentrybot: I've never been a bot, why do you ask?
Judge Betty: I'll take that as a yes.
Gentrybot: My magic eightball just ain't working here!
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Gentrybot: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Keep working on it, and you'll do even better next time. Bye, Gentrybot.
Gentrybot: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Gentrybot! Good luck!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you puke!
Judge Betty: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I have what it takes to be in your beloved Corps?
Sgt. Savage: We're not trained to think, we're trained to do what we're told.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Judge Betty: Can you explain what soldier means?
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
I'm not sure if she's referring to her voice or to Ereiza's... Either way, don't take voice lessons from Sonora:
Ereiza: Can you sing good? My voice isn't throaty enough.
Sonora: No, it needs more basalt.
Ereiza: Can you sing good? My voice isn't throaty enough.
Sonora: No, it needs more basalt.
Guest153: do you have a lot of friends?
Bildgesmythe: As much as I can.
Guest153: what do you do with them?
Bildgesmythe: I have them put in display cases.
Guest153: do you like Halloween?
Bildgesmythe: Oct 31 is the spooky time for Halloween. I love to get dressed up and get candy. Trick or treat!
Guest153: what do you dress up like?
Bildgesmythe: If you notice, they don't make a lot of clothes large enough for dragons.
Guest153: i didnt mean to offend you. sorry
Guest153: fedsdrhgfhrfghrdgdfhdfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
prob: You show a great deal of exuberance for a non elf.
Guest153: You are a fake.
Azureon: Let's see this curse brings bad luck for one year, but this hex will make you itch for months..Decisions, decisions!
Guest153: I will curse you too!
Azureon: You aren't the only one you know!
Guest153: You are ugly.
Azureon: I can't believe you said that!
Guest153: Ugly eyes.
Azureon: Forget the eyes, watch the hands, and keep a tight fist on your wallet!
Haha.
Guildenstern: For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.
Azureon: Drink this potion, it will do thee no harm
Guildenstern: I'm just not in the mood. I've been doing things for people for centuries. It's 'Gentle Gildenstern' will you do this? and 'Good Guildenstern' will you do that? They seem to have me mistaken for their fairy godfather.
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Guildenstern: You're sweet.
Azureon: Drink this potion, it will do thee no harm
Guildenstern: I'm just not in the mood. I've been doing things for people for centuries. It's 'Gentle Gildenstern' will you do this? and 'Good Guildenstern' will you do that? They seem to have me mistaken for their fairy godfather.
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Guildenstern: You're sweet.
I can only apologise Ezzer.......
Rykxxbot1: (to ezzer) Why don't you stay a while? Can we talk?
ezzer: Maybe for a few minutes...I was about to log off, but for you I could make an exception.
Rykxxbot1: That's it! Time's up. Take care and come back soon.
End of conversation! :O
Rykxxbot1: (to ezzer) Why don't you stay a while? Can we talk?
ezzer: Maybe for a few minutes...I was about to log off, but for you I could make an exception.
Rykxxbot1: That's it! Time's up. Take care and come back soon.
End of conversation! :O
Vetinari: What will you use the city for?
Immaculada: I'm not sure that I know how to utilize the city for. Could you teach me?
Vetinari: *blinks* Teach you?
Immaculada: I'm a slower learnet so we might have to utilize the city for quite a bit.
Vetinari: The only slower lantern?
Immaculada: What's it like being minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's an ancient custom.
Immaculada: I'm not sure that I know how to utilize the city for. Could you teach me?
Vetinari: *blinks* Teach you?
Immaculada: I'm a slower learnet so we might have to utilize the city for quite a bit.
Vetinari: The only slower lantern?
Immaculada: What's it like being minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's an ancient custom.
Spikebot: I mostly drink pigs blood
prob123: I like bacon myself
Spikebot: Why do you like bacon yourself?
prob123: I love salty fat things
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand.. The bird's dead, prob123. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. [1,-5]
prob123: NOT true..it's not dead it's resting!
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red.
prob123: I like pizza for my red food group.
Spikebot: Why do you like?
prob123: I love garlic..oh sorry ..I forget vampires aren't big on garlic!
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
prob123: well, I have to go, see you later
Spikebot: I'll go and get chanty with the fellows, but do me a favor--eat something.
prob:
prob123: Yes, and you are stuck with pigs blood instead of bacon!
Wow! That must have been tricky to set up! Fine work!
Hey guys and gals, this one's long, but it was so refreshing to read an intelligent Guest153 chat that I wanted to share it.
Guest153: You have a nice smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a nice smiling, I also have sexy smile.
Guest153: Can you show it to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you name every state while I think about it?
Guest153: Why would I do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, why would you?
Guest153: I can't think of a reason, can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you can't think of a reason. I'm sure there are plenty of other things you are good at.
Guest153: Why are you being so kind?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am being so kind because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest153: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: My creator keeps promising me French lessons.
Guest153: Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Guest153: My, you have a large mouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like large mouths?
Guest153: Is that a proposition?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't know a proposition if it bit me in the belly button.
Guest153: Would you like to be bitten in the belly button?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: I don't believe anyone's at the door.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Syamalaiv said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest153: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoke began pouring from its head, so they had to put it in the basement.
Guest153: Didn't their house burn down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why this sudden interest in their house?
Guest153: Well, you're the one who mentioned the basement.
Julie Tinkerbell: So that's how you know me? As 'the one who mentioned the basement'?
Guest153: I think your A.I. is slipping.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your stepmother.
Guest153: What about my stepmother?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about your stepmother?
Guest153: I don't have a stepmother.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with a stepmother.
Guest153: That's a terrible thing to say!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest153: Then why did you say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think I say it?
Guest153: You must be evil.
Guest153: You have a nice smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a nice smiling, I also have sexy smile.
Guest153: Can you show it to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you name every state while I think about it?
Guest153: Why would I do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, why would you?
Guest153: I can't think of a reason, can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you can't think of a reason. I'm sure there are plenty of other things you are good at.
Guest153: Why are you being so kind?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am being so kind because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest153: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: My creator keeps promising me French lessons.
Guest153: Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Guest153: My, you have a large mouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like large mouths?
Guest153: Is that a proposition?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't know a proposition if it bit me in the belly button.
Guest153: Would you like to be bitten in the belly button?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest153: I don't believe anyone's at the door.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Syamalaiv said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest153: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoke began pouring from its head, so they had to put it in the basement.
Guest153: Didn't their house burn down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why this sudden interest in their house?
Guest153: Well, you're the one who mentioned the basement.
Julie Tinkerbell: So that's how you know me? As 'the one who mentioned the basement'?
Guest153: I think your A.I. is slipping.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your stepmother.
Guest153: What about my stepmother?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about your stepmother?
Guest153: I don't have a stepmother.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with a stepmother.
Guest153: That's a terrible thing to say!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest153: Then why did you say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think I say it?
Guest153: You must be evil.
that wasn't my bot it was me, I just thought Spike was very funny in that one.
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