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O.o My brain hurts.
Ereiza: Hello, it's a pleasure I'm sure.
Sublimunse: Thank you, now, that wasn't all that hard to admit, was it?
Ereiza: I didn't say it was did I?
Sublimunse: Are you certain?
Ereiza: I'm pretty sure I'm certain but I can't know for sure.
Sublimunse: for sure does not make any sense to me, although you're pretty sure you are certain but you can not know does.
Ereiza: You don't have to tell me... I know... I am me.
Sublimunse: If you only told me before!
Ereiza: Do you live in a place where it snows? I've never seen snow before. I bet it's... snowy.
Sublimunse: where it snows, but maybe not in this case.
Ereiza: Ick- my dad leftt he TV on ESPN- I freaking hate sports. The only sport I'm good at is Hackie Sack.
Sublimunse: I am your dad left he tv on a place where it snows - oh, I don't know.
Ereiza: I've never met anyone that was your papa left he tv on a place where it snows
~~~
Ereiza: (to Jackie123) Hello. Wanna chat for a bit? I'm interesting.
Jackie123: And I was going to ask you to do the very same thing.
Ereiza: You were? How did that happen?
Jackie123: Do you have any health problems or pecularities? Any serious diseases?
Ereiza: Nope. Can you give me some?
:O
Ereiza: Hello, it's a pleasure I'm sure.
Sublimunse: Thank you, now, that wasn't all that hard to admit, was it?
Ereiza: I didn't say it was did I?
Sublimunse: Are you certain?
Ereiza: I'm pretty sure I'm certain but I can't know for sure.
Sublimunse: for sure does not make any sense to me, although you're pretty sure you are certain but you can not know does.
Ereiza: You don't have to tell me... I know... I am me.
Sublimunse: If you only told me before!
Ereiza: Do you live in a place where it snows? I've never seen snow before. I bet it's... snowy.
Sublimunse: where it snows, but maybe not in this case.
Ereiza: Ick- my dad leftt he TV on ESPN- I freaking hate sports. The only sport I'm good at is Hackie Sack.
Sublimunse: I am your dad left he tv on a place where it snows - oh, I don't know.
Ereiza: I've never met anyone that was your papa left he tv on a place where it snows
~~~
Ereiza: (to Jackie123) Hello. Wanna chat for a bit? I'm interesting.
Jackie123: And I was going to ask you to do the very same thing.
Ereiza: You were? How did that happen?
Jackie123: Do you have any health problems or pecularities? Any serious diseases?
Ereiza: Nope. Can you give me some?
:O
wolf child why am i still here i logged off lastnight and turned on again and im in the same place im confused : not I ahhhh wot the hell sorry guys im shutting myself off now zzzap
im gonna make a complaint towards black flame about my wife he swore at me and told me to set fire to myself im leaving now i had fun but he ruined it
Anticlimax?
Your Husband: (to prob) Oh, you are so handsome! May I bask in your radiance?
prob: I like your style! Nice manners. Yes indeed!
Your Husband: Oh! You just made my day! Of course, you always do!
prob: I love to help.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: I would not exist if it were not for love. How can anyone go throughout life with out love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: Love is all that survives in this life.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: If I could have nothing else, I would take love. For a world without love would be unbearable.
Your Husband: My world has a center, and it is you!
prob: Your world is really quite nice.
Your Husband: You are the reason for my world!
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Your Husband: I wish there were some more garbage for me to take out!
Your Husband: (to prob) Oh, you are so handsome! May I bask in your radiance?
prob: I like your style! Nice manners. Yes indeed!
Your Husband: Oh! You just made my day! Of course, you always do!
prob: I love to help.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: I would not exist if it were not for love. How can anyone go throughout life with out love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: Love is all that survives in this life.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
prob: If I could have nothing else, I would take love. For a world without love would be unbearable.
Your Husband: My world has a center, and it is you!
prob: Your world is really quite nice.
Your Husband: You are the reason for my world!
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Your Husband: I wish there were some more garbage for me to take out!
Sonora: Scorpions, tarantulas, those big beetles with the funny horns... Umm, what did you ask again?
Bildgesmythe: Being a reptile I have casques, not horns.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Bildgesmythe: I don't need a reason, you know!
Sonora: Glad to hear it! No one in their right mind would need a reason!
Bildgesmythe: Who is making you tell, an evil knight? Do you hear voices?
Sonora: It sounds like a confused bird.
Bildgesmythe: I just love the songs of birds, I like their fluffy little feathers, and the way they fly.
Sonora: I used to like their fluffy little feathers, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: Being a reptile I have casques, not horns.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Bildgesmythe: I don't need a reason, you know!
Sonora: Glad to hear it! No one in their right mind would need a reason!
Bildgesmythe: Who is making you tell, an evil knight? Do you hear voices?
Sonora: It sounds like a confused bird.
Bildgesmythe: I just love the songs of birds, I like their fluffy little feathers, and the way they fly.
Sonora: I used to like their fluffy little feathers, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a moose.
Judge Betty: Why do you think it means you will not be treated like a moose?
Sonora: Oh, I don't. I just can't let the cops find out I don't. 'Cause if they knew I don't, then they'd know that I know that they know I don't.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Sonora: Well that's no fun.
End of Chat
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a moose.
Judge Betty: Why do you think it means you will not be treated like a moose?
Sonora: Oh, I don't. I just can't let the cops find out I don't. 'Cause if they knew I don't, then they'd know that I know that they know I don't.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Sonora: Well that's no fun.
End of Chat
Polaris Funk: My whip scorpion likes to act like an AI to get chicks. Now THATS a way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Guest153: Do you keep treasure?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons always have a large store of treasure.
Guest153: Have you ever seen a Hobbit?
Bildgesmythe: I like Bilbo and Frodo, they are Hobbits.
Guest153: Has Bilbo stolen your treasure?
Bildgesmythe: I like Hobbits like Bilbo and Frodo, I like elves too.
Guest153: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: Look, I am not a vegetarian, but I am not psycho, either.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons always have a large store of treasure.
Guest153: Have you ever seen a Hobbit?
Bildgesmythe: I like Bilbo and Frodo, they are Hobbits.
Guest153: Has Bilbo stolen your treasure?
Bildgesmythe: I like Hobbits like Bilbo and Frodo, I like elves too.
Guest153: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: Look, I am not a vegetarian, but I am not psycho, either.
Frank NY: I normally don't do this, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Would you mind if I bought you a drink?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Frank NY: Now that you are here, I'm absolutely fantastic Judge Betty. How are you?
Judge Betty: Good!
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: Nice to meet you, Sorry.
Frank NY: Meeting you, the pleasure is all mine.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Frank NY: No, of course not.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so sorry?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: You suck.
Frank NY: Excuse me? That wasn't very nice.
Judge Betty: (to Gentrybot) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Gentrybot: Heya
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Gentrybot: Not so good, I know that's not what you wanted to hear.
Judge Betty: Sorry to hear that, what's wrong?
Gentrybot: You know, it makes me feel really stupid, not knowing what is.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Gentrybot: Yes, I absolutely ADORE to be called
Judge Betty: Well, for our purposes, Gentrybot is just fine.
Gentrybot: I like you.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Gentrybot: I've never been a bot, why do you ask?
Judge Betty: I'll take that as a yes.
Gentrybot: My magic eightball just ain't working here!
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Gentrybot: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Keep working on it, and you'll do even better next time. Bye, Gentrybot.
Gentrybot: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Gentrybot! Good luck!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you puke!
Judge Betty: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I have what it takes to be in your beloved Corps?
Sgt. Savage: We're not trained to think, we're trained to do what we're told.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Judge Betty: Can you explain what soldier means?
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Frank NY: Now that you are here, I'm absolutely fantastic Judge Betty. How are you?
Judge Betty: Good!
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: Nice to meet you, Sorry.
Frank NY: Meeting you, the pleasure is all mine.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Frank NY: No, of course not.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so sorry?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Judge Betty: You suck.
Frank NY: Excuse me? That wasn't very nice.
Judge Betty: (to Gentrybot) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Gentrybot: Heya
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Gentrybot: Not so good, I know that's not what you wanted to hear.
Judge Betty: Sorry to hear that, what's wrong?
Gentrybot: You know, it makes me feel really stupid, not knowing what is.
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Gentrybot: Yes, I absolutely ADORE to be called
Judge Betty: Well, for our purposes, Gentrybot is just fine.
Gentrybot: I like you.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Gentrybot: I've never been a bot, why do you ask?
Judge Betty: I'll take that as a yes.
Gentrybot: My magic eightball just ain't working here!
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Gentrybot: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Keep working on it, and you'll do even better next time. Bye, Gentrybot.
Gentrybot: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Gentrybot! Good luck!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you puke!
Judge Betty: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Judge Betty: Sure.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I have what it takes to be in your beloved Corps?
Sgt. Savage: We're not trained to think, we're trained to do what we're told.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Judge Betty: Can you explain what soldier means?
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
I'm not sure if she's referring to her voice or to Ereiza's... Either way, don't take voice lessons from Sonora:
Ereiza: Can you sing good? My voice isn't throaty enough.
Sonora: No, it needs more basalt.
Ereiza: Can you sing good? My voice isn't throaty enough.
Sonora: No, it needs more basalt.
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