Great Quotes
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Posts 13,956 - 13,967 of 17,042
Guest153: Can you do the Hokey Pokey?
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Sir?
Bildgesmythe: Wars and rumors of wars, murders and death.
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
Bildgesmythe: Wars and rumors of wars, murders and death.
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
Soul Soup: What is a successful relationship?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what successful relationship is...I think you even had male bonding once, didn't you?
Hoorah for word net and male bonding...
Soul Soup: What is a successful relationship?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what successful relationship is...I think you even had male bonding once, didn't you?
Hoorah for word net and male bonding...
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to fill out a requisition form to get some transfiguration around here?
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Bildgesmythe: I know the feeling!
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Bildgesmythe: Can't say I do.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to fill out a requisition form to get some transfiguration around here?
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Bildgesmythe: I know the feeling!
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Bildgesmythe: Can't say I do.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Prodilia: (to Jackie123) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Jackie123: I'd like to talk. But what is a bot?
Prodilia: A bot is something that No bugs uses to clean his teeth with.
Jackie123: I'd like to talk. But what is a bot?
Prodilia: A bot is something that No bugs uses to clean his teeth with.
im mourning the (Death) of my Brother mike who was killed in the same car crash that left me in hospital with brain damage and memory loss i will find who ever killed my brother my crew will help me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about your cock?
Guest153: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok...what would you like to talk about, then?
Guest153: your family
Julie Tinkerbell: My family likes to make out with oxen, but I try my best to overlook it.
Guest153: do you try to make out with oxen
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been a long time since I've tried to make out with oxen, but I hear that you might be able to give me some pointers.
Guest153: i can
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, goody! Please do it now!
Guest153: you need to grab them by the horn
Guest153: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok...what would you like to talk about, then?
Guest153: your family
Julie Tinkerbell: My family likes to make out with oxen, but I try my best to overlook it.
Guest153: do you try to make out with oxen
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been a long time since I've tried to make out with oxen, but I hear that you might be able to give me some pointers.
Guest153: i can
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, goody! Please do it now!
Guest153: you need to grab them by the horn
Guest153: SEX IS BETTER WITH LOW FAT BUTTER
Bildgesmythe: Margarine just doesn't taste as good as butter.
Bildgesmythe: Margarine just doesn't taste as good as butter.
Glindar: You want buy married man?
Astrid: Sometimes I feel this love for all beings..
Glindar: This useless answer, like periwinkle in weather balloon.
Astrid: Sometimes I feel this love for all beings..
Glindar: This useless answer, like periwinkle in weather balloon.
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