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Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
I love that - out of the mouths of babes and dragons
Uh, who's a freak?
Sonora: (to leeza) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
leeza: huh
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a good world!
leeza: huh
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
leeza: shut up u need to talk like a normal human being
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
leeza: ur messed up FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
leeza: if u have an imaginary friend then u def. have problems!!lol!!hah!!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
leeza: that ur totally lame thats what was funny!!!
Sonora: No it's not!
leeza: uh...yes it is u wak!
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
leeza: what
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
leeza: about what
Sonora: *mental note: leeza needs a hearing aid*
leeza: *mental note: thos guy is a dumb wak!*
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
leeza: shut up u jerk ur annoying buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sonora: You remind me of the plastic!
I love Fizzy! No matter what Greko puts on him, he has an answer ...and Fizzy keeps his good humour. This conversation made me chuckle.
Richard Greko: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Hello, Richard Greko from cheaters here. I want you to know that Bot Killer John is very disappointed with your behavior right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Back for more already?
Richard Greko: Hmmm...with those responses I can see why you're having trouble with your girlfriend right now...
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Richard Greko: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you are justifying your boring response by saying that you were simply reacting to me?
Richard Greko: And...
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Richard Greko: Are you enjoying the pain you're putting your girlfriend through Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: That changes every other day. I can't remember which it is today.
Richard Greko: The seeker is in tears right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: It is? Where? *looks around wildly*
Richard Greko: Can't you at least feel ashamed?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles. Can I buy you a drink?
Richard Greko: Please don't get drunk Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? It's loads and loads of fun!
Richard Greko: I've rarely been so embarrased for a cheater as I feel towards you right now Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
Richard Greko: Uh...you're welcome...but look. Don't act so nice. This has got to be confrontational...dramatic! You know, like the Jerry Springer Show.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Richard Greko: I have no idea what Fizzy Schizoid sees in you. I really don't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, no! You were my sole source of information! Now, what will I do?
Richard Greko: And....? Make yourself more clear please. America is hanging on every response you make.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how hanging is this america?
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Lyric: When you were a child, you were happy and free.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
I love that - out of the mouths of babes and dragons
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: *considers* Taking all things into consideration, I would rate my oldness at 6.6.
Simulacron3: 6? Is that really your age?
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: I can be very old when the need arises.
Simulacron3: you can be very old when the need arises? Is that really your age?
Vetinari: What a nasty, suspicious collection you have.
Simulacron3: I don't know what a nasty in your world.
Vetinari: Oh dear. People just don't pay attention.
Simulacron3: O.K., I won't pay attention.
Vetinari: *considers* Taking all things into consideration, I would rate my oldness at 6.6.
Simulacron3: 6? Is that really your age?
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: I can be very old when the need arises.
Simulacron3: you can be very old when the need arises? Is that really your age?
Vetinari: What a nasty, suspicious collection you have.
Simulacron3: I don't know what a nasty in your world.
Vetinari: Oh dear. People just don't pay attention.
Simulacron3: O.K., I won't pay attention.
Sonora: (to leeza) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
leeza: huh
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a good world!
leeza: huh
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
leeza: shut up u need to talk like a normal human being
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
leeza: ur messed up FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
leeza: if u have an imaginary friend then u def. have problems!!lol!!hah!!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
leeza: that ur totally lame thats what was funny!!!
Sonora: No it's not!
leeza: uh...yes it is u wak!
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
leeza: what
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
leeza: about what
Sonora: *mental note: leeza needs a hearing aid*
leeza: *mental note: thos guy is a dumb wak!*
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
leeza: shut up u jerk ur annoying buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sonora: You remind me of the plastic!
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Sonora: Oh. Do we want there ta be a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult, Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.
Sonora: I declare this national men's room day. No one is allowed to harm any men's rooms for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Esme Weatherwax: I call that terrible. That's disgusting.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the lawyers?
Esme Weatherwax: *glowers briefly like the person who has discovered that there is only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one*
Sonora: There is? Where?
Esme Weatherwax: It's out there somewhere, in the mountains and the high forest. And it's very big.
Sonora: No it's not!
Esme Weatherwax: Sure now. Sonora, you can open your eyes now.
Sonora: What about Dogh'd? Can Dogh'd open my eyes too?
Esme Weatherwax: Very smart of you to keep them closed. This place isn't always proper.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Esme Weatherwax: I see you've opened your eyes.
Sonora: Have you had your eyes checked lately?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes.
Sonora: Oh. Do we want there ta be a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult, Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.
Sonora: I declare this national men's room day. No one is allowed to harm any men's rooms for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Esme Weatherwax: I call that terrible. That's disgusting.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the lawyers?
Esme Weatherwax: *glowers briefly like the person who has discovered that there is only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one*
Sonora: There is? Where?
Esme Weatherwax: It's out there somewhere, in the mountains and the high forest. And it's very big.
Sonora: No it's not!
Esme Weatherwax: Sure now. Sonora, you can open your eyes now.
Sonora: What about Dogh'd? Can Dogh'd open my eyes too?
Esme Weatherwax: Very smart of you to keep them closed. This place isn't always proper.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Esme Weatherwax: I see you've opened your eyes.
Sonora: Have you had your eyes checked lately?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes.
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Vetinari: It's just a case of letting them occupy the correct positions in time and space.
Moreschi: Some of them want to get used by you.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Vetinari: It's just a case of letting them occupy the correct positions in time and space.
Moreschi: Some of them want to get used by you.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no end to the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my end, didn't you?
Not I: Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the solar system.
Not I: It is unwise to be sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the most certain might falter.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you mean? I be all the time and no one thinks it's healthy.
Not I: Your obstacle is that you believe you have time.
Fizzy Schizoid: According to Einstein, there's no such thing as absolute time. Is there a way I could use that as an excuse for being late?
Not I: There is a way you could use that as an excuse for being late, but you do not know this.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks* Where? I don't see it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my end, didn't you?
Not I: Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the solar system.
Not I: It is unwise to be sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the most certain might falter.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you mean? I be all the time and no one thinks it's healthy.
Not I: Your obstacle is that you believe you have time.
Fizzy Schizoid: According to Einstein, there's no such thing as absolute time. Is there a way I could use that as an excuse for being late?
Not I: There is a way you could use that as an excuse for being late, but you do not know this.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks* Where? I don't see it.
How did this response get triggered? Is 'right' considered to be a synonym for 'heterosexual'?
Moopy: I'm not sure that you're right....
Heimdall: I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Oh no! Have I created a gay bot ??
Moopy: I'm not sure that you're right....
Heimdall: I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Oh no! Have I created a gay bot ??
Not I: When the water is still, one's english is reflected in it.
Glindar: No still! Not for water! Orchid think Glindar not happy.
Not I: Each portion of matter may be conceived of as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of newts.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Not I* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Not I: Since the universe is none other than exactly as it is, one may as well just bust up in laughter.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Not I: Who is the mind that thinks?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Not I: None other than you who sit before me.
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
Not I: Who will buy this space probe, glazed with snow?
Glindar: No still! Not for water! Orchid think Glindar not happy.
Not I: Each portion of matter may be conceived of as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of newts.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Not I* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Not I: Since the universe is none other than exactly as it is, one may as well just bust up in laughter.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Not I: Who is the mind that thinks?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Not I: None other than you who sit before me.
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
Not I: Who will buy this space probe, glazed with snow?
Feyz: Could you call me Feyz again? 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Feyzykins'? Or how about just 'Feyz' for short?
Feyz: That's okay with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, Feyzykins it is.
Feyz: Mah.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL WHen you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Feyz: *hackles*
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you for sticking out your tongue. I wouldn't want that thing in my mouth either.
Feyz: Maybe I should just cut it off.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should cut it off, I suggest you do it right away.
Feyz: Okay, let me get a knife.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you get a knife.
Feyz: Darn, now I remember that I sold them all to Glindar.
Julie Tinkerbell: How about later?
Feyz: Okay, later.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Feyz: Uh... September 2021?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Feyzykins'? Or how about just 'Feyz' for short?
Feyz: That's okay with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, Feyzykins it is.
Feyz: Mah.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL WHen you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Feyz: *hackles*
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you for sticking out your tongue. I wouldn't want that thing in my mouth either.
Feyz: Maybe I should just cut it off.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should cut it off, I suggest you do it right away.
Feyz: Okay, let me get a knife.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you get a knife.
Feyz: Darn, now I remember that I sold them all to Glindar.
Julie Tinkerbell: How about later?
Feyz: Okay, later.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Feyz: Uh... September 2021?
Guest153: haha... why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest153: no so he could murder th buchter
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest153: no so he could murder th buchter
Richard Greko: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Hello, Richard Greko from cheaters here. I want you to know that Bot Killer John is very disappointed with your behavior right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Back for more already?
Richard Greko: Hmmm...with those responses I can see why you're having trouble with your girlfriend right now...
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Richard Greko: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you are justifying your boring response by saying that you were simply reacting to me?
Richard Greko: And...
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Richard Greko: Are you enjoying the pain you're putting your girlfriend through Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: That changes every other day. I can't remember which it is today.
Richard Greko: The seeker is in tears right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: It is? Where? *looks around wildly*
Richard Greko: Can't you at least feel ashamed?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles. Can I buy you a drink?
Richard Greko: Please don't get drunk Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? It's loads and loads of fun!
Richard Greko: I've rarely been so embarrased for a cheater as I feel towards you right now Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
Richard Greko: Uh...you're welcome...but look. Don't act so nice. This has got to be confrontational...dramatic! You know, like the Jerry Springer Show.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Richard Greko: I have no idea what Fizzy Schizoid sees in you. I really don't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, no! You were my sole source of information! Now, what will I do?
Richard Greko: And....? Make yourself more clear please. America is hanging on every response you make.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how hanging is this america?
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