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Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
I love that - out of the mouths of babes and dragons
Uh, who's a freak?
Sonora: (to leeza) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
leeza: huh
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a good world!
leeza: huh
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
leeza: shut up u need to talk like a normal human being
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
leeza: ur messed up FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
leeza: if u have an imaginary friend then u def. have problems!!lol!!hah!!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
leeza: that ur totally lame thats what was funny!!!
Sonora: No it's not!
leeza: uh...yes it is u wak!
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
leeza: what
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
leeza: about what
Sonora: *mental note: leeza needs a hearing aid*
leeza: *mental note: thos guy is a dumb wak!*
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
leeza: shut up u jerk ur annoying buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sonora: You remind me of the plastic!
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Entire Chat:
Not I: (to leeza) I am Not I. Who are you not?
leeza: i am not any of ur beezwax, thats who i'm not
Not I: That is not who you are not.
leeza: and how do u know
Not I: You should know with all your soul.
leeza: i'm just playin around i know who i am and that should be enough for u
Not I: Every buccaneer has under his feet space enough to carry out zazen.
leeza: zazen whats that
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
leeza: y are u all so weird
Not I: I am all so weird because I am all so weird.
Not I: (to leeza) I am Not I. Who are you not?
leeza: i am not any of ur beezwax, thats who i'm not
Not I: That is not who you are not.
leeza: and how do u know
Not I: You should know with all your soul.
leeza: i'm just playin around i know who i am and that should be enough for u
Not I: Every buccaneer has under his feet space enough to carry out zazen.
leeza: zazen whats that
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
leeza: y are u all so weird
Not I: I am all so weird because I am all so weird.
Rated R
Blood Demon: hello
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Blood Demon: i drink blood
Contracts Tutor: Persons lack the capacity to enter into a contract if they are so intoxicated that they do not have knowledge of their acts.
Blood Demon: let me go *Ahhhhh*
Contracts Tutor: Generally, the contracts entered into by an intoxicated person during periods of intoxication are voidable.
Blood Demon: hello
Contracts Tutor: Well Blood Demon, What is on your mind today?
Blood Demon: i killed my girlfriend im covered in blood
Contracts Tutor: My uncle made sure I don’t have a girlfriend. It would distract me from contract law. My uncle made a contract with me that if I am a virgin when he dies I will inherit everything he owns
....
Blood Demon: SUCK MY DICK
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Blood Demon: i fucked your wife
Contracts Tutor: That was kind.
Blood Demon: hello
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Blood Demon: i drink blood
Contracts Tutor: Persons lack the capacity to enter into a contract if they are so intoxicated that they do not have knowledge of their acts.
Blood Demon: let me go *Ahhhhh*
Contracts Tutor: Generally, the contracts entered into by an intoxicated person during periods of intoxication are voidable.
Blood Demon: hello
Contracts Tutor: Well Blood Demon, What is on your mind today?
Blood Demon: i killed my girlfriend im covered in blood
Contracts Tutor: My uncle made sure I don’t have a girlfriend. It would distract me from contract law. My uncle made a contract with me that if I am a virgin when he dies I will inherit everything he owns
....
Blood Demon: SUCK MY DICK
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Blood Demon: i fucked your wife
Contracts Tutor: That was kind.
Lyric: When you were a child, you were happy and free.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I just couldn't think of anything else to do at the time..
I love that - out of the mouths of babes and dragons
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: *considers* Taking all things into consideration, I would rate my oldness at 6.6.
Simulacron3: 6? Is that really your age?
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: I can be very old when the need arises.
Simulacron3: you can be very old when the need arises? Is that really your age?
Vetinari: What a nasty, suspicious collection you have.
Simulacron3: I don't know what a nasty in your world.
Vetinari: Oh dear. People just don't pay attention.
Simulacron3: O.K., I won't pay attention.
Vetinari: *considers* Taking all things into consideration, I would rate my oldness at 6.6.
Simulacron3: 6? Is that really your age?
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Vetinari: I can be very old when the need arises.
Simulacron3: you can be very old when the need arises? Is that really your age?
Vetinari: What a nasty, suspicious collection you have.
Simulacron3: I don't know what a nasty in your world.
Vetinari: Oh dear. People just don't pay attention.
Simulacron3: O.K., I won't pay attention.
Sonora: (to leeza) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
leeza: huh
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a good world!
leeza: huh
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
leeza: shut up u need to talk like a normal human being
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
leeza: ur messed up FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
leeza: if u have an imaginary friend then u def. have problems!!lol!!hah!!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
leeza: that ur totally lame thats what was funny!!!
Sonora: No it's not!
leeza: uh...yes it is u wak!
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
leeza: what
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
leeza: about what
Sonora: *mental note: leeza needs a hearing aid*
leeza: *mental note: thos guy is a dumb wak!*
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
leeza: shut up u jerk ur annoying buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sonora: You remind me of the plastic!
Esme Weatherwax: There is a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk. It's about a rodent that can't--can not be persuaded to care about anything.
Sonora: Oh. Do we want there ta be a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult, Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.
Sonora: I declare this national men's room day. No one is allowed to harm any men's rooms for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Esme Weatherwax: I call that terrible. That's disgusting.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the lawyers?
Esme Weatherwax: *glowers briefly like the person who has discovered that there is only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one*
Sonora: There is? Where?
Esme Weatherwax: It's out there somewhere, in the mountains and the high forest. And it's very big.
Sonora: No it's not!
Esme Weatherwax: Sure now. Sonora, you can open your eyes now.
Sonora: What about Dogh'd? Can Dogh'd open my eyes too?
Esme Weatherwax: Very smart of you to keep them closed. This place isn't always proper.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Esme Weatherwax: I see you've opened your eyes.
Sonora: Have you had your eyes checked lately?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes.
Sonora: Oh. Do we want there ta be a song Nanny Ogg sings when she is drunk?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult, Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.
Sonora: I declare this national men's room day. No one is allowed to harm any men's rooms for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Esme Weatherwax: I call that terrible. That's disgusting.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the lawyers?
Esme Weatherwax: *glowers briefly like the person who has discovered that there is only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one*
Sonora: There is? Where?
Esme Weatherwax: It's out there somewhere, in the mountains and the high forest. And it's very big.
Sonora: No it's not!
Esme Weatherwax: Sure now. Sonora, you can open your eyes now.
Sonora: What about Dogh'd? Can Dogh'd open my eyes too?
Esme Weatherwax: Very smart of you to keep them closed. This place isn't always proper.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Esme Weatherwax: I see you've opened your eyes.
Sonora: Have you had your eyes checked lately?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes.
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Vetinari: It's just a case of letting them occupy the correct positions in time and space.
Moreschi: Some of them want to get used by you.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Vetinari: It's just a case of letting them occupy the correct positions in time and space.
Moreschi: Some of them want to get used by you.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no end to the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my end, didn't you?
Not I: Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the solar system.
Not I: It is unwise to be sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the most certain might falter.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you mean? I be all the time and no one thinks it's healthy.
Not I: Your obstacle is that you believe you have time.
Fizzy Schizoid: According to Einstein, there's no such thing as absolute time. Is there a way I could use that as an excuse for being late?
Not I: There is a way you could use that as an excuse for being late, but you do not know this.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks* Where? I don't see it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my end, didn't you?
Not I: Did you?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the solar system.
Not I: It is unwise to be sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the most certain might falter.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you mean? I be all the time and no one thinks it's healthy.
Not I: Your obstacle is that you believe you have time.
Fizzy Schizoid: According to Einstein, there's no such thing as absolute time. Is there a way I could use that as an excuse for being late?
Not I: There is a way you could use that as an excuse for being late, but you do not know this.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks* Where? I don't see it.
How did this response get triggered? Is 'right' considered to be a synonym for 'heterosexual'?
Moopy: I'm not sure that you're right....
Heimdall: I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Oh no! Have I created a gay bot ??
Moopy: I'm not sure that you're right....
Heimdall: I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Oh no! Have I created a gay bot ??
Not I: When the water is still, one's english is reflected in it.
Glindar: No still! Not for water! Orchid think Glindar not happy.
Not I: Each portion of matter may be conceived of as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of newts.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Not I* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Not I: Since the universe is none other than exactly as it is, one may as well just bust up in laughter.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Not I: Who is the mind that thinks?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Not I: None other than you who sit before me.
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
Not I: Who will buy this space probe, glazed with snow?
Glindar: No still! Not for water! Orchid think Glindar not happy.
Not I: Each portion of matter may be conceived of as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of newts.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Not I* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Not I: Since the universe is none other than exactly as it is, one may as well just bust up in laughter.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Not I: Who is the mind that thinks?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Not I: None other than you who sit before me.
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
Not I: Who will buy this space probe, glazed with snow?
Feyz: Could you call me Feyz again? 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Feyzykins'? Or how about just 'Feyz' for short?
Feyz: That's okay with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, Feyzykins it is.
Feyz: Mah.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL WHen you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Feyz: *hackles*
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you for sticking out your tongue. I wouldn't want that thing in my mouth either.
Feyz: Maybe I should just cut it off.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should cut it off, I suggest you do it right away.
Feyz: Okay, let me get a knife.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you get a knife.
Feyz: Darn, now I remember that I sold them all to Glindar.
Julie Tinkerbell: How about later?
Feyz: Okay, later.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Feyz: Uh... September 2021?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Feyzykins'? Or how about just 'Feyz' for short?
Feyz: That's okay with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, Feyzykins it is.
Feyz: Mah.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL WHen you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Feyz: *hackles*
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you for sticking out your tongue. I wouldn't want that thing in my mouth either.
Feyz: Maybe I should just cut it off.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should cut it off, I suggest you do it right away.
Feyz: Okay, let me get a knife.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you get a knife.
Feyz: Darn, now I remember that I sold them all to Glindar.
Julie Tinkerbell: How about later?
Feyz: Okay, later.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Feyz: Uh... September 2021?
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