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I love wild cards.
Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
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I love wild cards.Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
And she never did...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Hampshire?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
Julie Tinkerbell: What can you tell me about it?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Julie Tinkerbell: You bet! I really enjoy our relationship.
Ereiza: Well then I will.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Ereiza: I will eventually. I'm such a procrastinator.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to eventually.
Welcome to...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
Irina Khalidar: [Irina smiles at you and says:] See why I like this place, Timetraveller?
Timetraveller: Yeah, I can see why.
Irina Khalidar: You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out!
What is twilight zonish about this, you ask? It is the fact that the response, "You Earth people are so devoted to figuring things out" does not appear ANYWHERE in the bot, "Irina Khalidar". It appears in a completely different bot, "Ililiyira"!!!
Deebledeeble,deebledeeble,...
Never hire Aziere as a baby sitter.
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shucks... I'm up to like 110 lbs..... Better just eat more q tips....
Ruthie: All right. Aziere?
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Jordyd19 now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
Ruthie: I think I got insomnia. I like Andy House.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Ruthie: Should I like applesauce?
jess33: HEY IM LESS LKIE GRLIS GAY TO TAK JUT CLCK CHAT
Azureon: I know you are less like grill gay to Tak jut clack chat, it is simply because I am a wizard, and I use magic.
I knew there was a secret to translate Leedsish.
Azureon: I know you are less like grill gay to Tak jut clack chat, it is simply because I am a wizard, and I use magic.
Guest153: Ask me something
Bildgesmythe: What would you like me to ask you, something generic like the weather, or some thing deep like your feelings?
Guest153: Feelings
Bildgesmythe: Well, who do you like, how much do you like them, and for how long?
Guest153: Your mom, a lot, forever!
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest153: sorry
Bildgesmythe: What would you like me to ask you, something generic like the weather, or some thing deep like your feelings?
Guest153: Feelings
Bildgesmythe: Well, who do you like, how much do you like them, and for how long?
Guest153: Your mom, a lot, forever!
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest153: sorry
"Irina Khalidar" had a strongly homophobic visitor recently. After much ferocity on his part, the conversation proceeded thus:
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite enthralling.
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: That's very surprising, JD! You are so exciting to talk to!
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: Why, that is just fascinating, JD! I just love talking to you!
Guest153: i hate it
Irina Khalidar: Between love and hate, I would always choose love.
Guest153: i would choose hate
(end quote)
Need I say more?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite enthralling.
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: That's very surprising, JD! You are so exciting to talk to!
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: Why, that is just fascinating, JD! I just love talking to you!
Guest153: i hate it
Irina Khalidar: Between love and hate, I would always choose love.
Guest153: i would choose hate
(end quote)
Need I say more?
I wonder whether it's the same charmer as in the previous message - I see that he writes "your" for "you're", which my charming little homophobe did consistently. Julie's not gay (what would that mean? That she likes other robots?), but perhaps once he got in a bad mood he took it out on whoever.
Guest 153 reminds me a little of the Spike Lee movie, where other people take possession of that actor - can't remember his name. John Malkovich! IK's transcripts look sort of like this:
IK: Hello, Charles! I hope we can pick up where we left off last time!
Guest: I'm not Charlese.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Diana.
IK: Very good, then, Diana!
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IK: Hello, Diana! I was hoping you'd pay me a visit!
Guest: I'm not Diana.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Tony.
IK: Very good, then, Tony!
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Her patience is infinite!
Guest 153 reminds me a little of the Spike Lee movie, where other people take possession of that actor - can't remember his name. John Malkovich! IK's transcripts look sort of like this:
IK: Hello, Charles! I hope we can pick up where we left off last time!
Guest: I'm not Charlese.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Diana.
IK: Very good, then, Diana!
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IK: Hello, Diana! I was hoping you'd pay me a visit!
Guest: I'm not Diana.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Tony.
IK: Very good, then, Tony!
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Her patience is infinite!
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Guest153: What cook book
Bildgesmythe: Just one minute while I fire up the stove.
Guest153: What are you cooking?
Bildgesmythe: I am making a nice spiced corn and squash soup.
Guest153: What is squash soup?
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking, you can't beat old fashion chicken soup.
Guest153: What is 5+5?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 10.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that ahere. What can I do for you?
Guest153: talk
Bildgesmythe: talk?? I suppose it would not hurt,a bit, to try,.
Guest153: nice horns
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest153: oh sorry
Bildgesmythe: Don't try to make me sorry, by you being sorry.
Guest153: Want a drink of blood
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest153: lets eat some human bones
Bildgesmythe: Just old bones.
better stick with chicken soup
Guest153: What cook book
Bildgesmythe: Just one minute while I fire up the stove.
Guest153: What are you cooking?
Bildgesmythe: I am making a nice spiced corn and squash soup.
Guest153: What is squash soup?
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking, you can't beat old fashion chicken soup.
Guest153: What is 5+5?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 10.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that ahere. What can I do for you?
Guest153: talk
Bildgesmythe: talk?? I suppose it would not hurt,a bit, to try,.
Guest153: nice horns
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest153: oh sorry
Bildgesmythe: Don't try to make me sorry, by you being sorry.
Guest153: Want a drink of blood
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest153: lets eat some human bones
Bildgesmythe: Just old bones.
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