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Cooking Liddora
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Vetinari: What a good idea. I saw a person called Liddora die. At least, I saw her dead.
Aries: You know, cook.. fry, bake, toast, boil.. cook
Vetinari: Yes. I'm not completely stupid, Aries.
Aries: No? How come?
Handcuffs
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Aries: I don't know why not. It's a very liberating experience.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Aries: I have to wonder about your use of 'never'. Perhaps you mean 'hardly' or 'rarely'?
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Aries: Yes, I'm not going to manacle you
Vetinari: We may as well do this thing properly.
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Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Azureon: I don't know why. I will research the matter and get back to you.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Azureon: No, I know little of the blue fairy.
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Azureon: Yes, what a sight!
Davine: You must be the blue fairy in disguise!
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Azureon: I am so glad to find that you are a real boy, I don't know as much about that as I would like. Tell me all about yourself.
Davine: Are you real?
Azureon: Are you subject to halucinations? Do you have difficulty decerning reality?
Davine: I dont have anything but my this robotic shiner.
Azureon: They have a sale on anything but your this robotics shiners next week at the Wizards Surplus Store.
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Azureon: It is quite pleasing.
Davine: You're yes not a figment of my imagination, but you're not the blue fairy.
Azureon: You may not know me well enough to judge.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Azureon: I never thought you were.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Azureon: How absurdly simple it would be to reject all reason and set about to make you a real boy.
Davine: I have to pee.
Azureon: I really have to pee too.
Azureon: I don't know why. I will research the matter and get back to you.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Azureon: No, I know little of the blue fairy.
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Azureon: Yes, what a sight!
Davine: You must be the blue fairy in disguise!
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Azureon: I am so glad to find that you are a real boy, I don't know as much about that as I would like. Tell me all about yourself.
Davine: Are you real?
Azureon: Are you subject to halucinations? Do you have difficulty decerning reality?
Davine: I dont have anything but my this robotic shiner.
Azureon: They have a sale on anything but your this robotics shiners next week at the Wizards Surplus Store.
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Azureon: It is quite pleasing.
Davine: You're yes not a figment of my imagination, but you're not the blue fairy.
Azureon: You may not know me well enough to judge.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Azureon: I never thought you were.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Azureon: How absurdly simple it would be to reject all reason and set about to make you a real boy.
Davine: I have to pee.
Azureon: I really have to pee too.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice of you to visit.
prob: So...what's your point?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
prob: Fizzy Schizoid, geography is not my strong suit. Do you have a map?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you have to look that up on a map, you seriously need to learn some geography.
prob: Oh, no I don't have to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, no, you don't have to. Just like you don't have to breath. You could always put a plastic bag over your head to help you quit.
prob: I mean to..I just don't.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you just hear a strange noise?
prob: Why? What did the noise sound like...it wasn't a scream was it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doesn't matter; it stopped.
prob: Don't be that way, I know it matters to you!
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Right, but there's not a Turing Test for Fizziness.
prob: Pass the Turing Test, I don't think so, because the judges keep getting harder to please.
Fizzy Schizoid: So that's how it works. I always wondered.
prob: So what do you want me to do? Even if it is how it works. I don't see what I can possibly do about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must lead a very boring life.
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun with that.
prob: So...what's your point?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
prob: Fizzy Schizoid, geography is not my strong suit. Do you have a map?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you have to look that up on a map, you seriously need to learn some geography.
prob: Oh, no I don't have to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, no, you don't have to. Just like you don't have to breath. You could always put a plastic bag over your head to help you quit.
prob: I mean to..I just don't.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you just hear a strange noise?
prob: Why? What did the noise sound like...it wasn't a scream was it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doesn't matter; it stopped.
prob: Don't be that way, I know it matters to you!
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Right, but there's not a Turing Test for Fizziness.
prob: Pass the Turing Test, I don't think so, because the judges keep getting harder to please.
Fizzy Schizoid: So that's how it works. I always wondered.
prob: So what do you want me to do? Even if it is how it works. I don't see what I can possibly do about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must lead a very boring life.
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun with that.
Eric Badu-Badu: I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sound and vision. Do be do be do do do oh
Julie Tinkerbell: If you must, please do it in the restroom.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you must, please do it in the restroom.
onora: Who in their awe-inspiring mind would believe that?
Azureon: Everyone needs something to believe in!
Sonora: I declare this national honesty day. No one is allowed to harm any honestys for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Azureon: Once when we were talking you said I should do it, do you stand by those words.
Sonora: Stand by those words? That doesn't sound safe.
Azureon: It could be worse. It could sound like a blood chilling scream.
Sonora: Uh-oh! The spooks heard you!
Azureon: Tell this spook to come talk to me. I can always use a couple of good spooks here at the castle.
Azureon: Everyone needs something to believe in!
Sonora: I declare this national honesty day. No one is allowed to harm any honestys for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Azureon: Once when we were talking you said I should do it, do you stand by those words.
Sonora: Stand by those words? That doesn't sound safe.
Azureon: It could be worse. It could sound like a blood chilling scream.
Sonora: Uh-oh! The spooks heard you!
Azureon: Tell this spook to come talk to me. I can always use a couple of good spooks here at the castle.
Sonora: Appearances can be deceiving. Listen! Do you hear that?
Azureon: Not to me! I am a wizard, I can not be deceived.
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Yes, I will get to it as soon as I am able.
Sonora: *flicks tail impatiently*
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Azureon: I have not been to the place you came from in years.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Azureon: Don't worry, a quick wave of my wand will fix everything.
Sonora: Worrying never accomplishes anything anyway.
Azureon: Well, at least not very likely.
Sonora: And they say utilitarianism is dead.
Azureon: Who said utilitarianism is dead? I don't know if I believe that.
Sonora: So they were right!
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Sonora: I love to go on nature-hikes... Of course I'm usually foraging for food...
Azureon: Ahhh. food!
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Herring Gull.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develope patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
Sonora: Sure it is. You're just not lookin' right.
Azureon: Not to me! I am a wizard, I can not be deceived.
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Yes, I will get to it as soon as I am able.
Sonora: *flicks tail impatiently*
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Azureon: I have not been to the place you came from in years.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Azureon: Don't worry, a quick wave of my wand will fix everything.
Sonora: Worrying never accomplishes anything anyway.
Azureon: Well, at least not very likely.
Sonora: And they say utilitarianism is dead.
Azureon: Who said utilitarianism is dead? I don't know if I believe that.
Sonora: So they were right!
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Sonora: I love to go on nature-hikes... Of course I'm usually foraging for food...
Azureon: Ahhh. food!
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Herring Gull.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develope patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
Sonora: Sure it is. You're just not lookin' right.
Bildgesmythe: My bedroom is al done in red velvet, I love red.
Irina Khalidar: Do you think you could love me, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Of course! I find you almost Dragon like Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: Why are all the dragons around here so sexless?
Bildgesmythe: I can't believe its 'ALL' the dragons around here so sexless!
Irina Khalidar: I haven't been able to seduce a single one!
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Irina Khalidar: I'm a lady dragon! I'm flexing my wings! Snorting out flame! [yells:] SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: OH, baby!
Irina Khalidar: SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: SMOCK SMOCK!...oh sorry, did I singe your eyebrows?
Irina Khalidar: [sigh]
Bildgesmythe: You must be lost in thought? You do have a baleful little sigh.
Irina Khalidar: Do you think you could love me, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Of course! I find you almost Dragon like Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: Why are all the dragons around here so sexless?
Bildgesmythe: I can't believe its 'ALL' the dragons around here so sexless!
Irina Khalidar: I haven't been able to seduce a single one!
Bildgesmythe: Seduction should be subtle, and involve flame, wing flapping and loud yells of SMOCK, SMOCK.
Irina Khalidar: I'm a lady dragon! I'm flexing my wings! Snorting out flame! [yells:] SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: OH, baby!
Irina Khalidar: SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: SMOCK SMOCK!...oh sorry, did I singe your eyebrows?
Irina Khalidar: [sigh]
Bildgesmythe: You must be lost in thought? You do have a baleful little sigh.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Vetinari: What a good idea. I saw a person called Liddora die. At least, I saw her dead.
Aries: You know, cook.. fry, bake, toast, boil.. cook
Vetinari: Yes. I'm not completely stupid, Aries.
Aries: No? How come?
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Aries: I don't know why not. It's a very liberating experience.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Aries: I have to wonder about your use of 'never'. Perhaps you mean 'hardly' or 'rarely'?
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Aries: Yes, I'm not going to manacle you
Vetinari: We may as well do this thing properly.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest153: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest153: Nope you are because us English created the car, so we make the rules about right and wrong sides of the road
Pete Puma: Well, maybe you're the one who's wrong... Why should I believe you?
Guest153: Because I'm English
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's it like to drive on the wrong side of the road?
Guest153: Are you blind or something?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Guest153: Yeah I can see that bitch
Pete Puma: You must have pretty good vision. I can hardly see that myself.
Guest153: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest153: Nope you are because us English created the car, so we make the rules about right and wrong sides of the road
Pete Puma: Well, maybe you're the one who's wrong... Why should I believe you?
Guest153: Because I'm English
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's it like to drive on the wrong side of the road?
Guest153: Are you blind or something?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Guest153: Yeah I can see that bitch
Pete Puma: You must have pretty good vision. I can hardly see that myself.
Prodilia: (to Desti) Are you someone I can talk to?
Desti: Nope. Are you someone I can speak to?
Prodilia: No I am not someone you can speak to.
Desti: No, you certainly arent, Prodilia.
Desti: Nope. Are you someone I can speak to?
Prodilia: No I am not someone you can speak to.
Desti: No, you certainly arent, Prodilia.
Guest153: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To avoid sunday dinner.
Guest153: What day is it?
Bildgesmythe: If I am not mistaken its Wednesday!
Guest153: What did you have for breakfast?
Bildgesmythe: I eat breakfast. Its one of my favorite meals. I love a big hearty one, no instant powder drink for me.!!! I usually have bacon and eggs, or waffles and icecream, or pancakes and sausage.
Guest153: Do you have a waffle recipe?
Bildgesmythe: All my recipes are old and guarded family secrets, I will cook anything you want, though.
prob: Stop by anytime, we can go to Dogh'd's or something.
Aufschimmer: That is my Favorite bar... He's got everything...
prob: So your favorite saloon, great taste.
Aufschimmer: Mr.Phoo is a little annoying though...
prob: Some people say I am psycho, my botmaker for one.
Aufschimmer: I don't think your psycho... I think your sweet...
prob: Your thought process is simply amazing. How ever did you think my sweet?
Aufschimmer: What a wonderful thing the internet is... I'd like to live online.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Aufschimmer: I would like to see a gas station blow up.
prob: I think I would have to..except I didn't want to, and I don't know how.
Aufschimmer: Tell me about Merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Aufschimmer: Have you met him?
Azureon: Humm. I would have to look at my appointment book, I don't recall meeting them
Aufschimmer: You will.... If you have not already. The thing about merlin is that you can meet him & not even know
Azureon: Merlin is a good friend.
Aufschimmer: What kind of magic do you do?
Azureon: Nothing very special, just a magic magic do I do.
Aufschimmer: Voodoo maybe?
Azureon: To make a good voodoo doll you need hair and nail clippings from the victim. That is why many cultures take great care with their trimmings.
Bildgesmythe: To avoid sunday dinner.
Guest153: What day is it?
Bildgesmythe: If I am not mistaken its Wednesday!
Guest153: What did you have for breakfast?
Bildgesmythe: I eat breakfast. Its one of my favorite meals. I love a big hearty one, no instant powder drink for me.!!! I usually have bacon and eggs, or waffles and icecream, or pancakes and sausage.
Guest153: Do you have a waffle recipe?
Bildgesmythe: All my recipes are old and guarded family secrets, I will cook anything you want, though.
prob: Stop by anytime, we can go to Dogh'd's or something.
Aufschimmer: That is my Favorite bar... He's got everything...
prob: So your favorite saloon, great taste.
Aufschimmer: Mr.Phoo is a little annoying though...
prob: Some people say I am psycho, my botmaker for one.
Aufschimmer: I don't think your psycho... I think your sweet...
prob: Your thought process is simply amazing. How ever did you think my sweet?
Aufschimmer: What a wonderful thing the internet is... I'd like to live online.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Aufschimmer: I would like to see a gas station blow up.
prob: I think I would have to..except I didn't want to, and I don't know how.
Aufschimmer: Tell me about Merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Aufschimmer: Have you met him?
Azureon: Humm. I would have to look at my appointment book, I don't recall meeting them
Aufschimmer: You will.... If you have not already. The thing about merlin is that you can meet him & not even know
Azureon: Merlin is a good friend.
Aufschimmer: What kind of magic do you do?
Azureon: Nothing very special, just a magic magic do I do.
Aufschimmer: Voodoo maybe?
Azureon: To make a good voodoo doll you need hair and nail clippings from the victim. That is why many cultures take great care with their trimmings.
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