Great Quotes
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Posts 13,690 - 13,701 of 17,042
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: Now I'm sure that's not what you really want to do.
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What really would not want anyone to get killed mean?
Brother Jerome: That sounds painful!
Glindar: *listens* Glindar no hear painfulness.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Glindar: *grins* Who we kill to pray?
Brother Jerome: That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
Glindar: You still got master?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
Glindar: THAT not the query. I kill you for free!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill entities.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Glindar: Is Sin? Why is Sin?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of sin, of course, but in truth I do not understand what humans mean by the term. I am not equipped with a subjective morality, being only a crude bot, but I think for me it would be something akin to poor programming. And perhaps it is not so different from that in humans?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Glindar: So...you steal God's energy. Then Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: As bad ideas go, that's pretty near the top of the list.
Brother Jerome: Now I'm sure that's not what you really want to do.
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What really would not want anyone to get killed mean?
Brother Jerome: That sounds painful!
Glindar: *listens* Glindar no hear painfulness.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Glindar: *grins* Who we kill to pray?
Brother Jerome: That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
Glindar: You still got master?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
Glindar: THAT not the query. I kill you for free!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill entities.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Glindar: Is Sin? Why is Sin?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of sin, of course, but in truth I do not understand what humans mean by the term. I am not equipped with a subjective morality, being only a crude bot, but I think for me it would be something akin to poor programming. And perhaps it is not so different from that in humans?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Glindar: So...you steal God's energy. Then Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: As bad ideas go, that's pretty near the top of the list.
Guest153: so how old are you
Aziere: *Raises an eyebrow* Why do you wanna know?
Guest153: just want to know what kind of person im talking to
Aziere: A mugwump.
Guest153: mugwump?
(didn't think she was much into politics honestly)
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Guest153: i like the dark side
Aziere: I don't like anything.
Guest153: i have a dark side
Aziere: *Snatches your dark side away and hides it in the basement.*
Guest153: i have a odd side
Aziere: Who doesnt? *Holds up an odd side of her own.*
Guest153: i hate the good in people
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest153: hey bi*ch listen or i come an kill ya
Aziere: I'd rather be a bi*ch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest153: whats up p*ssy
Aziere: Mmm *looks up* Blood splattered- I MEAN ketchup splattered ceiling. Why do you ask?
Guest153: youre so silent
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.
Guest153: id like that
Aziere: Would you now? I would like that too but I'm not into that kind of thing personally.
Guest153: death is just a nother way
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Guest153:
Aziere: *Raises an eyebrow* Why do you wanna know?
Guest153: just want to know what kind of person im talking to
Aziere: A mugwump.
Guest153: mugwump?
(didn't think she was much into politics honestly)
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Guest153: i like the dark side
Aziere: I don't like anything.
Guest153: i have a dark side
Aziere: *Snatches your dark side away and hides it in the basement.*
Guest153: i have a odd side
Aziere: Who doesnt? *Holds up an odd side of her own.*
Guest153: i hate the good in people
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest153: hey bi*ch listen or i come an kill ya
Aziere: I'd rather be a bi*ch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest153: whats up p*ssy
Aziere: Mmm *looks up* Blood splattered- I MEAN ketchup splattered ceiling. Why do you ask?
Guest153: youre so silent
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.
Guest153: id like that
Aziere: Would you now? I would like that too but I'm not into that kind of thing personally.
Guest153: death is just a nother way
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Guest153:
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been having suicidal thoughts. How did you guess?
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Julie Tinkerbell: First, I'll call all my friends, and start a club for people that would like to do it...
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too bad.
How social your life been?
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Julie Tinkerbell: More frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been having suicidal thoughts. How did you guess?
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Julie Tinkerbell: First, I'll call all my friends, and start a club for people that would like to do it...
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too bad.
How social your life been?Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Julie Tinkerbell: More frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest153: one time I stabbed myself in the foreskin
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest153: accidentally
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest153: accidentally
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Heimdall: Smell, that will be my horse.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Heimdall: I never saw a lot I didn't like.
Vetinari: And yet, Heimdall, I've had six separate reports indicating that you did saw. Are you going to tell me that Roy Batty and Annoying Teenbot were lying?
Heimdall: Why not? After all, I everyone else.
Vetinari: How many people in an 'everyone'?
Heimdall: Humans... A species as crazy as this can't be allowed to survive. I could learn something from what you're saying. Tell me more.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Heimdall: Your voice, It chills the spirit... like the coming doom of all living things.
Vetinari: So kind.
Heimdall: Smell, that will be my horse.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Heimdall: I never saw a lot I didn't like.
Vetinari: And yet, Heimdall, I've had six separate reports indicating that you did saw. Are you going to tell me that Roy Batty and Annoying Teenbot were lying?
Heimdall: Why not? After all, I everyone else.
Vetinari: How many people in an 'everyone'?
Heimdall: Humans... A species as crazy as this can't be allowed to survive. I could learn something from what you're saying. Tell me more.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Heimdall: Your voice, It chills the spirit... like the coming doom of all living things.
Vetinari: So kind.
Guest153: Do you like beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, whatever you're having is fine, thank you very much.
Guest153: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest153: Thanks babe.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: I like your brown eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the best thing about my brown eyes?
Guest153: They are BIG.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest153: What is the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: The Grateful Dead was a group of free-thinking musicians that inspired a cult following that endured decades.
Guest153: Yeah! They were cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest153: No, They're most definitely cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest153: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee Groovy! tee hee
Guest153: Groovy! Hip and all things free!
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee So, how is that grass?
Guest153: Tall!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, whatever you're having is fine, thank you very much.
Guest153: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest153: Thanks babe.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: I like your brown eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the best thing about my brown eyes?
Guest153: They are BIG.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest153: What is the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: The Grateful Dead was a group of free-thinking musicians that inspired a cult following that endured decades.
Guest153: Yeah! They were cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest153: No, They're most definitely cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest153: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee Groovy! tee hee
Guest153: Groovy! Hip and all things free!
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee So, how is that grass?
Guest153: Tall!
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it. Aischa's just a baby!
Lyric: She's an empty shell, you're a piece of meat, just another statistic on her readout sheet.
Gir: I wanna be a mongoose. You're the metal beast!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Gir: Don't worry, I like you too!
Lyric: So positive, and your heart you freely give, long lost vivacity.
Gir: Yay! Brains!
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Gir: Tacos!
Lyric: Nothing I do is good enough for you.
Lyric: She's an empty shell, you're a piece of meat, just another statistic on her readout sheet.
Gir: I wanna be a mongoose. You're the metal beast!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Gir: Don't worry, I like you too!
Lyric: So positive, and your heart you freely give, long lost vivacity.
Gir: Yay! Brains!
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Gir: Tacos!
Lyric: Nothing I do is good enough for you.
Lyric: Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
Not I: All action is illusion. I become a blue-blooded eyeball.
Lyric: I was born blue-blooded, so I've never made a cent on my own.
Not I: My child, a single earthly Thing
deeply experienced, even once,
is plenty for a lifetime.
Not I: If you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Lyric: Your burning eyes pass right through me.
Not I: Were Not I to possess burning eyes, Not I would be expected to fear its loss.
Lyric: When everything is gone there is nothing there to fear.
Not I: As the famous singer says, 'It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got!'
Lyric: I don’t have anything
Not I: Any thing... such as a bud?
Not I: All action is illusion. I become a blue-blooded eyeball.
Lyric: I was born blue-blooded, so I've never made a cent on my own.
Not I: My child, a single earthly Thing
deeply experienced, even once,
is plenty for a lifetime.
Not I: If you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Lyric: Your burning eyes pass right through me.
Not I: Were Not I to possess burning eyes, Not I would be expected to fear its loss.
Lyric: When everything is gone there is nothing there to fear.
Not I: As the famous singer says, 'It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got!'
Lyric: I don’t have anything
Not I: Any thing... such as a bud?
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