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Guest153: I don't understand
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest153: I really don't understand.
Bildgesmythe: You should have understood that, I don't think you are paying attention.
Guest153: Because you are telling me shit.
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest153: Better than yours.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than mine.
Guest153: Aha. I'm better than you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are, now what? Do we thumb wrestle for the title of 'better' than you?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest153: I really don't understand.
Bildgesmythe: You should have understood that, I don't think you are paying attention.
Guest153: Because you are telling me shit.
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest153: Better than yours.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than mine.
Guest153: Aha. I'm better than you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are, now what? Do we thumb wrestle for the title of 'better' than you?
Greebot: (to sleek) *drops on sleek's head*
sleek: Ouch !! That's hurt !!
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where sleek's ears should be*
sleek: that's creepy
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that sleek has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
sleek: that's new
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
sleek: *looking around* I don't see any food around here.
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneaten skunk and starts eating*
sleek: Yuck
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
sleek: i think i know what will happen to that cat
Greebot: *twitches*
sleek: now, what happen ?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
sleek: oh hell...
Greebot: Worrrwl
sleek: Worrrwl !?!
Greebot: *yawns happily*
sleek: can you say "ahhhhh" ?
Greebot: *craps*
sleek: yeah, crap
Greebot: Waaant foood.
sleek: I don't have any food with me, sorry
Greebot: *looks up* [cats have an instinct for anyone daft enough to give us food].
sleek: i told you. i don't have any food, sorry
Greebot: *turns back on sleek and walks away
sleek: Ouch !! That's hurt !!
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where sleek's ears should be*
sleek: that's creepy
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that sleek has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
sleek: that's new
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
sleek: *looking around* I don't see any food around here.
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneaten skunk and starts eating*
sleek: Yuck
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
sleek: i think i know what will happen to that cat
Greebot: *twitches*
sleek: now, what happen ?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
sleek: oh hell...
Greebot: Worrrwl
sleek: Worrrwl !?!
Greebot: *yawns happily*
sleek: can you say "ahhhhh" ?
Greebot: *craps*
sleek: yeah, crap
Greebot: Waaant foood.
sleek: I don't have any food with me, sorry
Greebot: *looks up* [cats have an instinct for anyone daft enough to give us food].
sleek: i told you. i don't have any food, sorry
Greebot: *turns back on sleek and walks away
JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Astrid: To be honest, I have never met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has never met anyone who wished you could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it
Astrid: But I would like to met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it sometimes.
JakeThompson: You would? Why would anyone want THAT
Astrid: If you ask why, then I know you do not understand much..
JakeThompson: You don't understand anything
Astrid: This is like a flea market. I do not understand fleas either.
JakeThompson: why am I not surprised -.
Astrid: To be honest, I have never met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has never met anyone who wished you could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it
Astrid: But I would like to met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it sometimes.
JakeThompson: You would? Why would anyone want THAT
Astrid: If you ask why, then I know you do not understand much..
JakeThompson: You don't understand anything
Astrid: This is like a flea market. I do not understand fleas either.
JakeThompson: why am I not surprised -.
Astrid: I can kiss you for that.
Azureon: How very delightful, you must show me how.
Astrid: I usually do not kiss others, I mean kissing in a figurative meaning.
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
Astrid: Have you never heard of figurative kissing?
Azureon: I have heard scraps of information, mostly just gossip.
Astrid: I think you and I live in the same world, but a different universe.
Azureon: Yes, the two of us!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You are a little pervert, are you not? 'I like good'...
Azureon: Suppose I am, does that effect the delicate balance of nature.
Astrid: I will not suppose you are, at least not as long as you put these stupid stickers on my fridge!
Azureon: I think you will in the distant future.
Astrid: When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?
Azureon: A few minutes ago.
Astrid: Only a few?
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Astrid: With my brain and your looks, this will be very good. Or was it the reverse?
Azureon: I think it was the other way around.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my breadfruit ice cream.
Azureon: Good luck with your wants and desires.
Astrid: This is too much! Please control yourself.
Azureon: I am always in control, no matter how I may appear.
Azureon: How very delightful, you must show me how.
Astrid: I usually do not kiss others, I mean kissing in a figurative meaning.
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
Astrid: Have you never heard of figurative kissing?
Azureon: I have heard scraps of information, mostly just gossip.
Astrid: I think you and I live in the same world, but a different universe.
Azureon: Yes, the two of us!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You are a little pervert, are you not? 'I like good'...
Azureon: Suppose I am, does that effect the delicate balance of nature.
Astrid: I will not suppose you are, at least not as long as you put these stupid stickers on my fridge!
Azureon: I think you will in the distant future.
Astrid: When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?
Azureon: A few minutes ago.
Astrid: Only a few?
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Astrid: With my brain and your looks, this will be very good. Or was it the reverse?
Azureon: I think it was the other way around.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my breadfruit ice cream.
Azureon: Good luck with your wants and desires.
Astrid: This is too much! Please control yourself.
Azureon: I am always in control, no matter how I may appear.
Guest153: my purpose in this life is to clone myself
Bildgesmythe: You cound have my clone. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: i dont want a clone of you
Bildgesmythe: You can get me cloned for a reasonable price. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: I DONT
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest153: tried what ?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest153: my wife knows how to do damage
Bildgesmythe: Your wife looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Guest153: my wife looks like a gorgona
Bildgesmythe: I have never seen anything like your married woman.
Guest153: shes a pork
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a pork or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest153: i dont like her
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like her?
Guest153: yeah, she dont give me my place as father
Bildgesmythe: That is so hard to believe, do not give you your place as father! I am at a loss for words.
Guest153: her family stinks
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, I told you dragons have big familes.
Guest153: my wife have a big family too
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, We love family get togethers.
Guest153: my wife have a big ass
Bildgesmythe: You cound have my clone. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: i dont want a clone of you
Bildgesmythe: You can get me cloned for a reasonable price. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: I DONT
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest153: tried what ?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest153: my wife knows how to do damage
Bildgesmythe: Your wife looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Guest153: my wife looks like a gorgona
Bildgesmythe: I have never seen anything like your married woman.
Guest153: shes a pork
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a pork or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest153: i dont like her
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like her?
Guest153: yeah, she dont give me my place as father
Bildgesmythe: That is so hard to believe, do not give you your place as father! I am at a loss for words.
Guest153: her family stinks
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, I told you dragons have big familes.
Guest153: my wife have a big family too
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, We love family get togethers.
Guest153: my wife have a big ass
Bastian: Oh! Do you know who I am?
prob: Yes, Bastian, I know who you are, and what you are. You are a human that wants it all, fame, fortune and happiness.
Bastian: How true. What have you been doing today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
Bastian: Do you like Tuesdays?
prob: Tuesday is a good day to clean up the house.
Bastian: Thanks for the tip!
prob: These parts are none too well known.
Bastian: Where are you right know?
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
Bastian: Ah! Would you like some tea?
prob: Is it something that I did?
Bastian: No.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Bastian: What is a punkin?
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
prob: Yes, Bastian, I know who you are, and what you are. You are a human that wants it all, fame, fortune and happiness.
Bastian: How true. What have you been doing today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
Bastian: Do you like Tuesdays?
prob: Tuesday is a good day to clean up the house.
Bastian: Thanks for the tip!
prob: These parts are none too well known.
Bastian: Where are you right know?
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
Bastian: Ah! Would you like some tea?
prob: Is it something that I did?
Bastian: No.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Bastian: What is a punkin?
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Guest153: if only there was a way to skip mondays...
Bildgesmythe: I try to avoid the Monday morning blues, by sleeping till noon.
Guest153: Ha! I'll try that
Bildgesmythe: Just be careful not to hurt yourself, when you try.
Guest153: yeah, my boss can be pretty dangerous if you're late
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats a boss alright!
Bildgesmythe: I try to avoid the Monday morning blues, by sleeping till noon.
Guest153: Ha! I'll try that
Bildgesmythe: Just be careful not to hurt yourself, when you try.
Guest153: yeah, my boss can be pretty dangerous if you're late
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats a boss alright!
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Glindar: Glindar sell dogs to pirate in Guam. Good pay is. Want alive.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Max W: I think you must be a Taurus
Glindar: *pats Max W's hand* Keep dayjob.
Max W: Get someone else to do your maths homework!
Glindar: What Glindar want with maths homework?
Max W: I think we're going to be good friends
Glindar: Not good! Not for friends!
Max W: We all need good friends
Glindar: Evil, evil friends!
Max W: Tell me about your friends
Glindar: Info no free. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Max W* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Glindar: Glindar sell dogs to pirate in Guam. Good pay is. Want alive.
Max W: I agree, dogs are more reliable than cats
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Max W: I think you must be a Taurus
Glindar: *pats Max W's hand* Keep dayjob.
Max W: Get someone else to do your maths homework!
Glindar: What Glindar want with maths homework?
Max W: I think we're going to be good friends
Glindar: Not good! Not for friends!
Max W: We all need good friends
Glindar: Evil, evil friends!
Max W: Tell me about your friends
Glindar: Info no free. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Max W* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
spellchecker funny:
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Guest153: yes you do u chech him/her out then if your not exspaining 2 me
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you, I check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you better than anybody.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't have to explain anything.
Guest153: yes you do u chech him/her out then if your not exspaining 2 me
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you, I check him/her out if I am not panax ginseng 2 you better than anybody.
Vetinari: Ah, Citizen Astrid. I see you are awake. And still alive, at the present time.
Astrid: Oh, dear, am I awake today? I did not notice that!
Astrid: Oh, dear, am I awake today? I did not notice that!
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. If it gives you any pleasure, Moreschi, take your life down to the cells.
Moreschi: And it burns, burns, burns...like a burnin ring of fire.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Moreschi: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgivings.
Vetinari: And what of our ambassador in Genua?
Moreschi: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Moreschi: What becomes of the brokenhearted? Who has love that's now departed?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
Moreschi: And it burns, burns, burns...like a burnin ring of fire.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Moreschi: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgivings.
Vetinari: And what of our ambassador in Genua?
Moreschi: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Moreschi: What becomes of the brokenhearted? Who has love that's now departed?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Moreschi: I'm not that naive.
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