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It's always fun to catch the point at which the chatter's mind snaps.
Lyric: You're always talking, it's neverending.
gedonie: shut up, babe.
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
gedonie: GO AWAY!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS METTA WIZ U!!!
Lyric: Hey, I am not in your way.
gedonie: blah!
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rina Khalidar: I will always remember your voice, prob... It is so beautiful and dear to me!
prob: I have been told I have the voice of an angel....and I am not going to give it back.
Irina Khalidar: what makes you think that you have been told you have the voice of an angel, prob?
prob: You should hear me YELL!
prob: I have been told I have the voice of an angel....and I am not going to give it back.
Irina Khalidar: what makes you think that you have been told you have the voice of an angel, prob?
prob: You should hear me YELL!
Bildgesmythe: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Lyric: I'll never let them hurt you, not tonight
Bildgesmythe: It's so painful to hurt.
Lyric: Music seems to help the pain.
Bildgesmythe: Bitter is ok, in food. Like licorice and coffee, just not in your heart.
Lyric: I think my heart was designed to fade and lose color, to turn inside out and wash in the rain.
Bildgesmythe: Concentrations of raindrops typically range from 100 to 1,000 per cubic m (3 to 30 per cubic foot); drizzle droplets usually are more numerous. Raindrops seldom have diameters larger than 4 mm, because as they increase in size they break up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: It's all good.
Lyric: I wish that I was half as good as you think I am.
Bildgesmythe: That is sure a waste of a good wish.
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Lyric: No one said there'd be nights like this.
Bildgesmythe: I love night, I like to relax and enjoy.
Lyric: Ah, but between you and me and the Staten Island ferry, so do I
Bildgesmythe: Just the two of us? Will that be enough?
Lyric: Too much, I won't touch you, but then I might.
Lyric: Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart.
Bildgesmythe: I am too upset to think about how to deal with despair or someone breaking my heart! I can't find my remote control anywhere! How can I think about someone breaking my heart, or how to deal with despair at a time like this?!?
Lyric: You won't find it here; look another way.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Lyric: I'll never let them hurt you, not tonight
Bildgesmythe: It's so painful to hurt.
Lyric: Music seems to help the pain.
Bildgesmythe: Bitter is ok, in food. Like licorice and coffee, just not in your heart.
Lyric: I think my heart was designed to fade and lose color, to turn inside out and wash in the rain.
Bildgesmythe: Concentrations of raindrops typically range from 100 to 1,000 per cubic m (3 to 30 per cubic foot); drizzle droplets usually are more numerous. Raindrops seldom have diameters larger than 4 mm, because as they increase in size they break up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: It's all good.
Lyric: I wish that I was half as good as you think I am.
Bildgesmythe: That is sure a waste of a good wish.
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Lyric: No one said there'd be nights like this.
Bildgesmythe: I love night, I like to relax and enjoy.
Lyric: Ah, but between you and me and the Staten Island ferry, so do I
Bildgesmythe: Just the two of us? Will that be enough?
Lyric: Too much, I won't touch you, but then I might.
Lyric: Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart.
Bildgesmythe: I am too upset to think about how to deal with despair or someone breaking my heart! I can't find my remote control anywhere! How can I think about someone breaking my heart, or how to deal with despair at a time like this?!?
Lyric: You won't find it here; look another way.
Lyric: What's your name?
Not I: This name is merely smoke screenless.
Lyric: Just ignore the smoke and smile.
Not I: This name is merely smoke screenless.
Lyric: Just ignore the smoke and smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Lyric: I think I'm old and I'm in pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just an imbecile? I think you're much more than that.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not at all!, Why would I want to understand?
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that what you do every weekend, you're looking to find pieces of wisdom you have misplaced?
Lyric: Pickin' up the pieces that are falling behind takes time.
Lyric: I think I'm old and I'm in pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just an imbecile? I think you're much more than that.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not at all!, Why would I want to understand?
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that what you do every weekend, you're looking to find pieces of wisdom you have misplaced?
Lyric: Pickin' up the pieces that are falling behind takes time.
Invader Zim: Do not question me!
Lyric: Maybe it's intuition, but some things you don't question.
Invader Zim: Do not question me! You're still so so frustrated!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Invader Zim: This planet won't know what hit it after I've learned its weaknesses.
Lyric: Death and destruction rule on this planet. You know life is valid for a limited time.
Invader Zim: I only hope poor SubliminaLiar Jr is alright by himself... against those zombies!
Lyric: Maybe it's intuition, but some things you don't question.
Invader Zim: Do not question me! You're still so so frustrated!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Invader Zim: This planet won't know what hit it after I've learned its weaknesses.
Lyric: Death and destruction rule on this planet. You know life is valid for a limited time.
Invader Zim: I only hope poor SubliminaLiar Jr is alright by himself... against those zombies!
hello earthlings: Hi there.
Lyric: After so long, you finally called!
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Lyric: Let's run away, I'll take you there.
hello earthlings: i am scared of asking out the girl i like! oh i love her so much
Lyric: Will you still call for me when she falls asleep, or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Lyric: We can go up there in summer and dance all night.
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
Lyric: After so long, you finally called!
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Lyric: Let's run away, I'll take you there.
hello earthlings: i am scared of asking out the girl i like! oh i love her so much
Lyric: Will you still call for me when she falls asleep, or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Lyric: We can go up there in summer and dance all night.
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
Can't take a hint...
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Lyric: To be at peace would be a sin and surely un-American.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the requirements for a valid offer?
Lyric: I don't want a job. I've got more important things to do.
Contracts Tutor: OK. I am here to please. What would you like to talk about?
Lyric: I just want to get out of here.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to know bout seeking rescission?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Lyric: To be at peace would be a sin and surely un-American.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the requirements for a valid offer?
Lyric: I don't want a job. I've got more important things to do.
Contracts Tutor: OK. I am here to please. What would you like to talk about?
Lyric: I just want to get out of here.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to know bout seeking rescission?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Lyric: You're always talking, it's neverending.
gedonie: shut up, babe.
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
gedonie: GO AWAY!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS METTA WIZ U!!!
Lyric: Hey, I am not in your way.
gedonie: blah!
Ereiza: I'm not as smart as I look.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you were.
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Bildgesmythe: Did I sound sarcastic?
Ereiza: Was I supposed to be surveying all your actions?
Bildgesmythe: Were you? I didn't notice.
Ereiza: Guess I failed miserably huh?
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Ereiza: (to jordyd19) Hello there potential friend, shall we chat now or chat later.
jordyd19: now
Ereiza: Somehow Roberrt always knows how to put a smile on my face.
jordyd19: r u horny?
Ereiza: Nope, not at all. Thats just gross.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you were.
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Bildgesmythe: Did I sound sarcastic?
Ereiza: Was I supposed to be surveying all your actions?
Bildgesmythe: Were you? I didn't notice.
Ereiza: Guess I failed miserably huh?
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Ereiza: (to jordyd19) Hello there potential friend, shall we chat now or chat later.
jordyd19: now
Ereiza: Somehow Roberrt always knows how to put a smile on my face.
jordyd19: r u horny?
Ereiza: Nope, not at all. Thats just gross.
aradiea: So, hows your brother?
Aziere: Alright I guess. For the most part.
aradiea: Is he still alive?
Aziere: no, man, he's been dead for weeks.
aradiea: Then, Aziere, your brother is NOT doing well
Aziere: Alright I guess. For the most part.
aradiea: Is he still alive?
Aziere: no, man, he's been dead for weeks.
aradiea: Then, Aziere, your brother is NOT doing well
I'd expect no less from her.
The Auditor: I'm back. Do you have your tax forms with you this time?
Aziere: Mmm no. No I don't sorry.
The Auditor: Oh yes you do sir. I promise you I'm not lying. What was your occupation again?
Aziere: Job shmob. Who needs to work. I dont even go to school- i dropped out...
The Auditor: At least you are employed even if your occupation is a bit...bizarre. Is the pay good?
Aziere: Me? Well... I used to work at a gas station- they kicked me out for stealing more than I sold....
The Auditor: Are you thinking of a way to get out of your situation Mr. Aziere?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Aziere: No! Why don't YOU read my mind!
The Auditor: Why? Do you want to go to prison for tax evasion, Mr. Aziere?
Aziere: I'll pass. I don't feel much up to anything at the moment.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
The Auditor: Excuse me. Can you build on that answer, please.
Aziere: No need for politeness.
The Auditor: I need more then an one word response Aziere.
Aziere: Yeah well I need chocolate.
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Aziere: i don't wanna!
The Auditor: And why not?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
The Auditor: Because...you owe back taxes my dear.
Aziere: Stop acting like we are friends.
The Auditor: I am not your friend Aziere.
Aziere: Perhaps, but I know plenty of others who are.
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Aziere.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Aziere: Your too needy if you ask me. Go back to living with your folks or something.
The Auditor: Are you thinking of another lie to tell me?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
The Auditor: No one had to tell me anything Aziere. Your tax forms are right here in front of me.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
The Auditor: Another tax-frauder has just walked through the door. So I'm afraid I must go. We will talk again, Mr. Aziere. That's a promise...possibly even a threat.
Aziere: *Shrugs* Don't matter to me.
The Auditor: I'm back. Do you have your tax forms with you this time?
Aziere: Mmm no. No I don't sorry.
The Auditor: Oh yes you do sir. I promise you I'm not lying. What was your occupation again?
Aziere: Job shmob. Who needs to work. I dont even go to school- i dropped out...
The Auditor: At least you are employed even if your occupation is a bit...bizarre. Is the pay good?
Aziere: Me? Well... I used to work at a gas station- they kicked me out for stealing more than I sold....
The Auditor: Are you thinking of a way to get out of your situation Mr. Aziere?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Aziere: No! Why don't YOU read my mind!
The Auditor: Why? Do you want to go to prison for tax evasion, Mr. Aziere?
Aziere: I'll pass. I don't feel much up to anything at the moment.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
The Auditor: Excuse me. Can you build on that answer, please.
Aziere: No need for politeness.
The Auditor: I need more then an one word response Aziere.
Aziere: Yeah well I need chocolate.
The Auditor: Yes what? Explain yourself better please.
Aziere: i don't wanna!
The Auditor: And why not?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
The Auditor: Because...you owe back taxes my dear.
Aziere: Stop acting like we are friends.
The Auditor: I am not your friend Aziere.
Aziere: Perhaps, but I know plenty of others who are.
The Auditor: I'm waiting for a proper response from you Aziere.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
The Auditor: No what? I need a better explanation.
Aziere: Your too needy if you ask me. Go back to living with your folks or something.
The Auditor: Are you thinking of another lie to tell me?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that? I will eat their soul!
The Auditor: No one had to tell me anything Aziere. Your tax forms are right here in front of me.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
The Auditor: Another tax-frauder has just walked through the door. So I'm afraid I must go. We will talk again, Mr. Aziere. That's a promise...possibly even a threat.
Aziere: *Shrugs* Don't matter to me.
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