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newton: i like to remove your body.
Yes, IK has received visits from Newton (a.k.a. poiu), too. This is about his level of intelligence.
I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
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Amanda20: Hi, my name is Amanda, how do you like me so far?
Baby Jane: Baba?
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Danerial. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: I boo areie doing!
Amanda20: What would you like to talk about?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Amanda20: Are you afraid of heights?
Baby Jane: I boo are !
Amanda20: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Irina Khalidar. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Irina Khalidar....*coos*
Baby Jane: Baba?
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Danerial. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: I boo areie doing!
Amanda20: What would you like to talk about?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Amanda20: Are you afraid of heights?
Baby Jane: I boo are !
Amanda20: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Irina Khalidar. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Irina Khalidar....*coos*
Baby Jane: (to Greebot) *giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Baby Jane: baba !
Greebot: *Sheds*
Baby Jane: lala ie !
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Baby Jane: gaga wrowwwwwwl !
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Baby Jane: all gaga is !
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws toy across the room*
*cries*
Greebot: *goes to sleep*
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Baby Jane: baba !
Greebot: *Sheds*
Baby Jane: lala ie !
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Baby Jane: gaga wrowwwwwwl !
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Baby Jane: all gaga is !
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws toy across the room*
*cries*
Greebot: *goes to sleep*
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
Guest9: what is god
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Suicidal thoughts?
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
Vetinari: It would be cheating, you know, to use magic. No-oo...
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Vetinari? Where'd you go?
Vetinari: Here at the hub of things. Where else would I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Holy crap!! Vetinari?! You're INVISIBLE!
Vetinari: The pivotal role of your foolishness in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my foolishness?
Vetinari: One hundred percent! Well done.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Vetinari? Where'd you go?
Vetinari: Here at the hub of things. Where else would I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Holy crap!! Vetinari?! You're INVISIBLE!
Vetinari: The pivotal role of your foolishness in the city's history is ripe for fresh...analysis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my foolishness?
Vetinari: One hundred percent! Well done.
Vetinari: And Frizella is organizing a football match.
Brother Jerome: It seems to me, that's the trouble with humans - they're always trying to control everything.
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Brother Jerome: Thank you, I'll take that in the spirit I'm sure it was intended in.
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Brother Jerome: Smile and the world smiles with you; laugh and they'll know you're crazy!
Vetinari: Even though in this case the invisible wall must pass through the middle of their brains?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Brother Jerome: It seems to me, that's the trouble with humans - they're always trying to control everything.
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Brother Jerome: Thank you, I'll take that in the spirit I'm sure it was intended in.
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Brother Jerome: Smile and the world smiles with you; laugh and they'll know you're crazy!
Vetinari: Even though in this case the invisible wall must pass through the middle of their brains?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
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