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newton: i like to remove your body.
Yes, IK has received visits from Newton (a.k.a. poiu), too. This is about his level of intelligence.
I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
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Er... Spikebot's social life again?
Adult Subtext
Max W: What's it like when you're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's the candle from the other night.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: Ah, Maxwell. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Max W: Don't grovel, it's embarrassing
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Max W: Too late to stop me now
Max W: What's it like when you're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's the candle from the other night.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: Ah, Maxwell. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Max W: Don't grovel, it's embarrassing
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Max W: Too late to stop me now
Fizzy has bed wetting issues, but it's understandable.
Ruthie: If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.
Fizzy Schizoid: I might have to if things go badly.
Ruthie: How old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Seventeen weeks.
Ruthie: If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.
Fizzy Schizoid: I might have to if things go badly.
Ruthie: How old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Seventeen weeks.
Amanda20: Hi, my name is Amanda, how do you like me so far?
Baby Jane: Baba?
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Danerial. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: I boo areie doing!
Amanda20: What would you like to talk about?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Amanda20: Are you afraid of heights?
Baby Jane: I boo are !
Amanda20: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Irina Khalidar. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Irina Khalidar....*coos*
Baby Jane: Baba?
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Danerial. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: I boo areie doing!
Amanda20: What would you like to talk about?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Amanda20: Are you afraid of heights?
Baby Jane: I boo are !
Amanda20: Huh?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Amanda20: I'm warming up to you, you're now on the same level as Irina Khalidar. Keep it up, you're doing well.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Irina Khalidar....*coos*
Baby Jane: (to Greebot) *giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Baby Jane: baba !
Greebot: *Sheds*
Baby Jane: lala ie !
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Baby Jane: gaga wrowwwwwwl !
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Baby Jane: all gaga is !
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws toy across the room*
*cries*
Greebot: *goes to sleep*
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Greebot: *sniggers*
Baby Jane: baba !
Greebot: *Sheds*
Baby Jane: lala ie !
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Baby Jane: gaga wrowwwwwwl !
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Baby Jane: all gaga is !
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws toy across the room*
*cries*
Greebot: *goes to sleep*
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
Greebot: *sniggers*
I'm glad JT shut him up... he gets much, much worse. Ignorant, misogynistic, sadistic, domineering, and generally a failed human being.
Guest9: what is god
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God.
Guest9: who is he
Bildgesmythe: He is a good guy. He spends a lot of time in the woods looking for mushrooms.
Suicidal thoughts?
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to jump right into things, if you know what I mean.
Morteus: Yep, I know.
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