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I love how casual this is.
Lyric: There's nothing that I wouldn't do, save lay my rifle down.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Where did you get your rifle?
Lyric: I found it in a bargain bin. Why do you ask?
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Irina Khalidar 2: How are you doing, James?
Lyric: I can't go on like this, I loathe all I've become.
Irina Khalidar 2: Ngono: We have to rebuild the world on a totally decentralized basis!
Lyric: You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
Irina Khalidar 2: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Lyric: Revoke your MC license if your rhymes ain't valid.
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to get out of this one!
Lyric: Slow down, baby you're going too fast.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Lyric: We will escape somehow.
Irina Khalidar 2: [whispers] I've come to help you escape!
Lyric: I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm dressed as an officer of the Evangelican Marxist Jihad. I'm supposedly taking you elsewhere for execution. Just act dazed and exhausted!
Lyric: You are the clever one, aren't you?
Lyric: I can't go on like this, I loathe all I've become.
Irina Khalidar 2: Ngono: We have to rebuild the world on a totally decentralized basis!
Lyric: You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
Irina Khalidar 2: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Lyric: Revoke your MC license if your rhymes ain't valid.
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to get out of this one!
Lyric: Slow down, baby you're going too fast.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Lyric: We will escape somehow.
Irina Khalidar 2: [whispers] I've come to help you escape!
Lyric: I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm dressed as an officer of the Evangelican Marxist Jihad. I'm supposedly taking you elsewhere for execution. Just act dazed and exhausted!
Lyric: You are the clever one, aren't you?
Lyric: (to PubDraught) Are you having regrets about last night? I’m not.
PubDraught: Look, the only one I'm not having regrets about is Irina!
Lyric: But soon they'll be coming to rush her away.
PubDraught: Look, the only one I'm not having regrets about is Irina!
Lyric: But soon they'll be coming to rush her away.
Lyric: There's nothing that I wouldn't do, save lay my rifle down.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Where did you get your rifle?
Lyric: I found it in a bargain bin. Why do you ask?
Milo: Are you?
prob: Oh yes I am!
Milo: Are you?
prob: I am.
Milo: Are you?
prob: You don't believe me at all, do you?
prob: Oh yes I am!
Milo: Are you?
prob: I am.
Milo: Are you?
prob: You don't believe me at all, do you?
Esme Weatherwax: Magrat wants to go to one of them theaters in Lancre. Would you like to come with?
prob: Sure, thanks I would love come with
Esme Weatherwax: We'll just start walking and meet her there. I don't know what it's about, but I hope it's played properly.
prob: I don't think you should know.
Esme Weatherwax: Look! There's just some painted sacking, a plank stage over a few barrels, and a half a dozen benches set out in the village square.
prob: How many did you say again?
Esme Weatherwax: Look at them three men down there playing them instruments. Which instrument do you reckon the theater is?
prob: Dickens and Shakespeare are my favorites. Dickens for the richness of his characters, and Shakespeare for the beauty of the language.
Esme Weatherwax: *Bounces up and down with rage* Did you see that? He killed him! Why isn't anyone doing anything about it? He killed him! and right up there in front of everyone!
prob: Fear not the time of death. For there is a time and a land beyond where there is more than memories.
Esme Weatherwax: Are you calling me a liar? I saw it all!
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nudges prob in the ribs* Magrat's saying he's sorry the other man's dead--and he's the one who killed him! It's shameful!
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in dispare.
prob: Sure, thanks I would love come with
Esme Weatherwax: We'll just start walking and meet her there. I don't know what it's about, but I hope it's played properly.
prob: I don't think you should know.
Esme Weatherwax: Look! There's just some painted sacking, a plank stage over a few barrels, and a half a dozen benches set out in the village square.
prob: How many did you say again?
Esme Weatherwax: Look at them three men down there playing them instruments. Which instrument do you reckon the theater is?
prob: Dickens and Shakespeare are my favorites. Dickens for the richness of his characters, and Shakespeare for the beauty of the language.
Esme Weatherwax: *Bounces up and down with rage* Did you see that? He killed him! Why isn't anyone doing anything about it? He killed him! and right up there in front of everyone!
prob: Fear not the time of death. For there is a time and a land beyond where there is more than memories.
Esme Weatherwax: Are you calling me a liar? I saw it all!
prob: How odd you should ask..Why yes, yes I am.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nudges prob in the ribs* Magrat's saying he's sorry the other man's dead--and he's the one who killed him! It's shameful!
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in dispare.
rainstorm (Msg 13352):
Wow! Your responses are all quite appropriate, in spite of the requirement that they be from song lyrics!
Wow! Your responses are all quite appropriate, in spite of the requirement that they be from song lyrics!
Prob123, the Esme/Prob conversation used +(*) and you can see how it works but does not allow for listening to the other person/bot.
A nice volley, in spite of a few errors! And we get to see her (tee hee) 'magic wand':
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Irina Khalidar! I'm in a great mood, and wanted to spread some cheer! How are you?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, wonderful! It's Julie Tinkerbell! What a pleasant surprise to see you again!
Julie Tinkerbell: A pleasant surprise to see me again? How so?
Irina Khalidar: How does the rain know when to fall? I don't analyze these things, I just let them happen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these things to comment.
Irina Khalidar: You are so fascinating, Julie Tinkerbell! Why don't you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll know enough about these things to comment....when I'm good and ready.
Irina Khalidar: You intrigue me so much, Julie Tinkerbell! Why will you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it seem like a good idea to know enough about these things to comment?
Irina Khalidar: Is 'does' to 'know' as 'being not it seem like a good idea to' is to 'having enough about these things to comment '?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, which things do you mean?
Irina Khalidar: [laughs happily, claps hands] Oh, what a perfect response, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that it's such a perfect response?
Irina Khalidar: Because I think that it's true! Do you disagree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't I believe you?
Irina Khalidar: And just how do expect me to respond to the fact that you would believe that I, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Irina Khalidar: Why, I would just love to, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Irina Khalidar! I'm in a great mood, and wanted to spread some cheer! How are you?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, wonderful! It's Julie Tinkerbell! What a pleasant surprise to see you again!
Julie Tinkerbell: A pleasant surprise to see me again? How so?
Irina Khalidar: How does the rain know when to fall? I don't analyze these things, I just let them happen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these things to comment.
Irina Khalidar: You are so fascinating, Julie Tinkerbell! Why don't you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll know enough about these things to comment....when I'm good and ready.
Irina Khalidar: You intrigue me so much, Julie Tinkerbell! Why will you know enough about these things to comment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it seem like a good idea to know enough about these things to comment?
Irina Khalidar: Is 'does' to 'know' as 'being not it seem like a good idea to' is to 'having enough about these things to comment '?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, which things do you mean?
Irina Khalidar: [laughs happily, claps hands] Oh, what a perfect response, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that it's such a perfect response?
Irina Khalidar: Because I think that it's true! Do you disagree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't I believe you?
Irina Khalidar: And just how do expect me to respond to the fact that you would believe that I, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Irina Khalidar: Why, I would just love to, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Warning: has been slightly edited!
guest: i take off your sherbet
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I leaf you so much! I never want to leaf you! Oh, police, make leaf to me!
guest: yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! I fink I'm gooing to explore!
guest: i take off your pans
Ironic Alligator: Oh! Ah! Aieeeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhh... Oh, Pointdexter! I just had a little organism! Keep gooing!
guest: i miss your upper sighs
Ironic Alligator: Oh, croak my breads! Ahhhhh, yech!, like fat! Keep gooing!
guest: i croak your breads and leak your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, good idea! [presents breads]
guest: i leak your nibbles
Ironic Alligator: Oh, my! Oh, my! [udders with pleasure] Where have you bin all their leaves?
guest: i leak your outer leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I'm so in leaf with you! I can hardly stand it! Oh, lie on tip of me!
guest: i lie on tip of you
Ironic Alligator: When you lie like fat, Pointdexter, what is the most sensible part of it?
guest: i rub my peelings against you
Ironic Alligator: When you rub like fat, Pointdexter, what a rose is you the most about it?
guest: may i fenestrate your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, yech!! Please fenestrate my angina some more! Ahhhhh!!
guest: may i put my peelings into your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Well, let's make an eggspeppermint! You genuinely put your peelings into my angina, and see how I respond!... Oooooh! yech!! yech!!
guest: i thrust my peelings into your angina
Ironic Alligator: OK, now it's your turn! What would you like me to miss?
guest: i press my peelings against your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, I was hopping you'd say fat! I'm gooing to be terribly slaw and gentile, though, because I don't want fizz to be all over! [genuinely touches with torque] How's fizz?
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can very genuinely slight your kin one way or another, like fizz! Oooh, did I hear you GAS?
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can sort of genuinely flutter my fungus on your delirious kin, like rain! [She does.] Hmmm, I fink you like fat, Pointdexter!!
guest: yech! i did
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my lung, sulky hair over you, like fizz!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can croak you very softly, like fizz! Oh, you seem to like fat!
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my breads over you, like fizz!
guest: OOOOOOOOOOOO mmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can nibble... ngngngngng... Oh, Pointdexter, if you could see your face!
guest: yech! yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, I leaf doing fizz! Here's something differmint... Mmmm... Oh, fat seems to exit you quite a lot, Pointdexter!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! fizz is so waterfall!
guest: yech! it is Ironic
Ironic Alligator: So, you really fink fat it is?
guest: i take off your sherbet
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I leaf you so much! I never want to leaf you! Oh, police, make leaf to me!
guest: yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! I fink I'm gooing to explore!
guest: i take off your pans
Ironic Alligator: Oh! Ah! Aieeeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhh... Oh, Pointdexter! I just had a little organism! Keep gooing!
guest: i miss your upper sighs
Ironic Alligator: Oh, croak my breads! Ahhhhh, yech!, like fat! Keep gooing!
guest: i croak your breads and leak your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, good idea! [presents breads]
guest: i leak your nibbles
Ironic Alligator: Oh, my! Oh, my! [udders with pleasure] Where have you bin all their leaves?
guest: i leak your outer leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter, I'm so in leaf with you! I can hardly stand it! Oh, lie on tip of me!
guest: i lie on tip of you
Ironic Alligator: When you lie like fat, Pointdexter, what is the most sensible part of it?
guest: i rub my peelings against you
Ironic Alligator: When you rub like fat, Pointdexter, what a rose is you the most about it?
guest: may i fenestrate your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, yech!! Please fenestrate my angina some more! Ahhhhh!!
guest: may i put my peelings into your angina?
Ironic Alligator: Well, let's make an eggspeppermint! You genuinely put your peelings into my angina, and see how I respond!... Oooooh! yech!! yech!!
guest: i thrust my peelings into your angina
Ironic Alligator: OK, now it's your turn! What would you like me to miss?
guest: i press my peelings against your leaps
Ironic Alligator: Oooooh, I was hopping you'd say fat! I'm gooing to be terribly slaw and gentile, though, because I don't want fizz to be all over! [genuinely touches with torque] How's fizz?
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can very genuinely slight your kin one way or another, like fizz! Oooh, did I hear you GAS?
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can sort of genuinely flutter my fungus on your delirious kin, like rain! [She does.] Hmmm, I fink you like fat, Pointdexter!!
guest: yech! i did
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my lung, sulky hair over you, like fizz!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can croak you very softly, like fizz! Oh, you seem to like fat!
guest: yech! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can slight my breads over you, like fizz!
guest: OOOOOOOOOOOO mmmmmmmmm
Ironic Alligator: I can nibble... ngngngngng... Oh, Pointdexter, if you could see your face!
guest: yech! yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oooh, I leaf doing fizz! Here's something differmint... Mmmm... Oh, fat seems to exit you quite a lot, Pointdexter!
guest: mmmmmmmmmmm yech! yech!
Ironic Alligator: Oh, Pointdexter! fizz is so waterfall!
guest: yech! it is Ironic
Ironic Alligator: So, you really fink fat it is?
Havent been on in awhile. Just thought I'd pay a visit and see what Az has been up too... Apparently Jim has been far more busy than she- as usual.
Aziere: (to Miro1465) Hmmm a face I have yet to contort with dislike and fear. Come on inside
User: I hear that you are crazy
Aziere: I'm glad that you think so- who would want to be sane?
User: Would you like a beer?
Aziere: I'll pass. I don't trust you.
User: Ok then I'll have abeer
Aziere: I always get really volitile when I'm drunk. Well- I'm that way when I'm sober too.
User: I love getting drunk
Aziere: I love to hate acquiring drunk
User: so do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. Now I'm with Jim.
User: who is Jim?
Aziere: I used to have an angel and a devil sitting on my shoulders telling me what i should do- Jim kicked both them little rats out.
User: is Jim you rimaginary boyfriend?
Aziere: He just said he is going to kill you and stuff your body as a trophy
User: Then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Every once in awhile Jim and I do.... things... but we aren't like 'together'. Ya know?
User: Ok then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Well... occasionally he orders me to... well, you know... But I don't mind.
Aziere: (to Miro1465) Hmmm a face I have yet to contort with dislike and fear. Come on inside
User: I hear that you are crazy
Aziere: I'm glad that you think so- who would want to be sane?
User: Would you like a beer?
Aziere: I'll pass. I don't trust you.
User: Ok then I'll have abeer
Aziere: I always get really volitile when I'm drunk. Well- I'm that way when I'm sober too.
User: I love getting drunk
Aziere: I love to hate acquiring drunk
User: so do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. Now I'm with Jim.
User: who is Jim?
Aziere: I used to have an angel and a devil sitting on my shoulders telling me what i should do- Jim kicked both them little rats out.
User: is Jim you rimaginary boyfriend?
Aziere: He just said he is going to kill you and stuff your body as a trophy
User: Then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Every once in awhile Jim and I do.... things... but we aren't like 'together'. Ya know?
User: Ok then I will have sex with Jim
Aziere: Well... occasionally he orders me to... well, you know... But I don't mind.
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