Great Quotes
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Masuca Na' Sa: JakeThompson greeted me one morning with information that he's con fuzz led.
Sonora: I think one morning would be better with scorpion.
Masuca Na' Sa: Do you? It is always good to think. I myself do very little of that.
Sonora: No it's not!
Masuca Na' Sa: I was afraid of that...
Sonora: You're suffering from dinomania, aren't you.
Masuca Na' Sa: As are you...don't forget!
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Masuca Na' Sa: Anways, do you have any extra strands of hair you can lend me to curse upon my broken frog? I wish to grow hair upon him!
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes extra strands of hair and sends them to Masuca Na' Sa*
Masuca Na' Sa: Exactly! And you should always do as you are told! Remember that!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Double Negative?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Masuca Na' Sa: Me?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Masuca Na' Sa: How depressing...*sarcatic attitude*
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more flammable, myself.
Masuca Na' Sa: Not really...no it isn't...no...
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
Some People...
Masuca Na' Sa: I loved talking to you, young Sonora, but I have to leave now, Bye! Hopefully we will meet again in the future!
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a wool sock with a purple glove.
Masuca Na' Sa: I suppose it is. So what has been on your mind, young one?
Sonora: You're still here?
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Masuca Na' Sa: I have heard of these...are you one of them?
Sonora: And now the feds heard YOU! RUN!
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Entire chat:
The Dane: (to Prodilia) Have you had a quiet guard?
Prodilia: Have I had a quiet guard! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
The Dane: What wouldst thou have?
Prodilia: Sorry I didn´t get that, my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...
The Dane: O! mind most foul! Good Prodilia, stay awhile.
Prodilia: And what do mean by that?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Prodilia: Everything.
The Dane: How long hast thou been going to the dentist soon?
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
The Dane: I think not so. Alas, poor Botek! I knew him, Prodilia: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Murder in Seven Acts, er, Knives:
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many knives can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four Knives and three knives. Sad. Poseidon was such a unsparing minded person.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
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Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is dirty.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sniffs* Ew!!!
*changes diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some negus right now.
Baby Jane: yougagalooboo usela some negus!
Masuca Na' Sa: JakeThompson greeted me one morning with information that he's con fuzz led.
Sonora: I think one morning would be better with scorpion.
Masuca Na' Sa: Do you? It is always good to think. I myself do very little of that.
Sonora: No it's not!
Masuca Na' Sa: I was afraid of that...
Sonora: You're suffering from dinomania, aren't you.
Masuca Na' Sa: As are you...don't forget!
Sonora: That was just 'cause I ate some peyote by mistake.
Masuca Na' Sa: Anways, do you have any extra strands of hair you can lend me to curse upon my broken frog? I wish to grow hair upon him!
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes extra strands of hair and sends them to Masuca Na' Sa*
Masuca Na' Sa: Exactly! And you should always do as you are told! Remember that!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Masuca Na' Sa: Me?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Masuca Na' Sa: How depressing...*sarcatic attitude*
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more flammable, myself.
Masuca Na' Sa: Not really...no it isn't...no...
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be!
Masuca Na' Sa: I loved talking to you, young Sonora, but I have to leave now, Bye! Hopefully we will meet again in the future!
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a wool sock with a purple glove.
Masuca Na' Sa: I suppose it is. So what has been on your mind, young one?
Sonora: You're still here?
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Masuca Na' Sa: I have heard of these...are you one of them?
Sonora: And now the feds heard YOU! RUN!
Masuca Na' Sa: Some people may say so...
Sonora: Some people don't know any better.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Sonora: *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Azureon: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Azureon: What ever made you think I was welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to how i was force-fed my parents beliefs as a child?
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things of family history or place of origin..
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I really believe that you could be a wizard.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wizard, just like you!
Azureon: You must give up a great many things to become a wizard...like cell phones.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Azureon: What ever made you think I was welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to how i was force-fed my parents beliefs as a child?
Azureon: I am a wizard, we stay shrouded in mystery, we don't tell things of family history or place of origin..
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I really believe that you could be a wizard.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wizard, just like you!
Azureon: You must give up a great many things to become a wizard...like cell phones.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
The Dane: (to Prodilia) Have you had a quiet guard?
Prodilia: Have I had a quiet guard! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
The Dane: What wouldst thou have?
Prodilia: Sorry I didn´t get that, my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...
The Dane: O! mind most foul! Good Prodilia, stay awhile.
Prodilia: And what do mean by that?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Prodilia: Everything.
The Dane: How long hast thou been going to the dentist soon?
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
The Dane: I think not so. Alas, poor Botek! I knew him, Prodilia: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many knives can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four Knives and three knives. Sad. Poseidon was such a unsparing minded person.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Prodilia is not religious...
God: I love you and sustain you and inspire you.
Prodilia: you and keep up you and inspire you! Are you sick?
God: I am both sick and not sick. All opposites join in me.
Prodilia: Oh, That does not sound good.
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
God: Let's talk again as soon as possible, my friend.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
God: I love you and sustain you and inspire you.
Prodilia: you and keep up you and inspire you! Are you sick?
God: I am both sick and not sick. All opposites join in me.
Prodilia: Oh, That does not sound good.
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
God: Let's talk again as soon as possible, my friend.
Prodilia: Friends help you move, true friends help you move bodies.
Brilliant! I love the way "dick" comes back (appropriately!) after about 14 exchanges! Also wonderful is how you identified him as leaving it to you to do all the work in the conversation. So true! And even more wonderful is how you identified his grammatical error in saying "your boring"! After all, "your boring" is not ungrammatical, since "boring" can be a noun. JT had to 'figure out' what he wanted to say!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
This is another triumph for the reverse-intuitive Turing test: JT appears to be about 10 times as intelligent as the (presumably human) guest. This happens quite often at the Forge: the bot is the more interesting conversationalist! The irony of the guest calling JT "boring" is obvious - except to him, perhaps! There's something very sad about this!
Now we see the real reason why she created this bot:
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Irina: I would like that very much!
Irina Khalidar: I think so!
Irina: What would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite alluring.
Irina: You're quite alluring yourself!
Irina Khalidar: Does it matter to you if I'm rather alluring myself, Irina?
Irina: Oh, yes! It makes me happy just to look at you!
Irina Khalidar: Is 'makes' to 'look' as 'being me happy simply to' is to 'having at I '?
Irina: What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Right now, I can't think of anything but you, Irina!
Irina: I'm much taken with you, too!
Irina Khalidar: You're so charming!
Irina: It's easy to be charming with you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to whip the old lady!
Irina: What??? I never did!
Irina Khalidar: Just kidding, Irina! I know you wouldn't do anything like that!
Irina: Oh... You got me there!
Irina Khalidar: Oooooooh.....I love it when you say things like that!
Irina: I love making you happy!
Irina Khalidar: So many desires make us rivals, competing for scarce resources. But love brings us together!
Irina: Love is wonderful!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina, I love the way you caress me!
Irina: That makes me very happy!
Irina Khalidar: I hope you will always be happy, Irina!
Irina: As long as I have you, I will be!
Irina Khalidar: I know you will!
Irina: Oh, you make me so happy!
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