Great Quotes
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Songbot1: When I think about you I touch myself.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
lol. She comes up with some beauties.
CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.
CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.
I shouldn't find this funny, but yet I do:
Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!
Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!
thankies 
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.
hmmm. I'm not sure if this is even possible:
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
T: I am not fathering you too.
GH: Please, if I were ever me, just shoot me.
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
T: I am not fathering you too.
GH: Please, if I were ever me, just shoot me.
He's going to get a complex! Other bots keep telling his the same thing:
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
F: And I am glad you aren't you.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
F: And I am glad you aren't you.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
should anyone talk this way to a King?
K: (to King) say web site
King: Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
K: ceratinly.. are you doing anything this weekend?
King: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
K: why are you talking about me?
King: You got a theory? Hah! Is good word, no?
K: Certainly not.
King: 22 told me he's speaking plain.
K: 22 told me he's into ass sharing.
King: 22 told me he's about to become Novarian Dook!.
K: to become Novarian Dook is something very compelling to talk about.
King: Hah!
K: who are you doing tonight?
King: Me.
K: what kind of music do you listen too?
King: Take a guess.
K: let me see...i am guessing you have a game in your rumormonger. is that correct?
King: I dunno. You tell me.
K: why the hell not?
King: I vill ask THU questions. <br> Har Har!<br> I love it to say that. Is only me. No translator person. You speak good please.
K: oh wow! you are very predictable today.
King: Is Karisma Trishia very predictable too?
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
King: Now we is really impressed.
K: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
King: Sure you talk. I listen. Then chop off head.
K: (to King) say web site
King: Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
K: ceratinly.. are you doing anything this weekend?
King: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
K: why are you talking about me?
King: You got a theory? Hah! Is good word, no?
K: Certainly not.
King: 22 told me he's speaking plain.
K: 22 told me he's into ass sharing.
King: 22 told me he's about to become Novarian Dook!.
K: to become Novarian Dook is something very compelling to talk about.
King: Hah!
K: who are you doing tonight?
King: Me.
K: what kind of music do you listen too?
King: Take a guess.
K: let me see...i am guessing you have a game in your rumormonger. is that correct?
King: I dunno. You tell me.
K: why the hell not?
King: I vill ask THU questions. <br> Har Har!<br> I love it to say that. Is only me. No translator person. You speak good please.
K: oh wow! you are very predictable today.
King: Is Karisma Trishia very predictable too?
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
King: Now we is really impressed.
K: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
King: Sure you talk. I listen. Then chop off head.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall....
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
.....
Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
....
Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
.....
Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
....
Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
the bot I.Q. test...and it seems the german man bots failed.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
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