Great Quotes

Free Will:
Watzer: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will get over it?
Sonora: So you don't believe in free will?
Watzer: I don't think I will, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.

Orchid: (to Guest28) So! You are finally here, Guest28. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest215: I am not Guest28.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?

Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. Your rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Bev: Don't be silly. You have seen me before.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, are you sensitive.
Bev: What makes you think I am sensitive?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I get strange notions in my head sometimes!
Bev: I can understand that. I do that too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I can too. Hey do you want me to go with, and help you?...Or at least keep you company?...Or watch your back, and act as a body guard?
Bev: I would love for you to go with me a while. I was thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods? Why you sly little devil you.
Bev: I am rather clever. It's a little chilly for me, so I need a sweater.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, lets find you a sweater, I hate to see a friend in need!
Bev: Thanks. Drangon sweaters are very warm, and surprisingly lightweight.
Bildgesmythe: Welcome.
Bev: Let's go down that path. It seems to be a bit unused as of late.
Bildgesmythe: Down That Path... and do what when we get there?
Bev: We look around, and try not to fall into any faery rings.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Bev: and if your diamond ring turns to glass?
Bildgesmythe: I have many jewels, diamonds are just some of my collection.
Bev: That's cool. I have some pretty bit of plastic and things from Walgreens.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was cool too. I just hope we are right.
Bev: It may seem strange to want to walk in the dark. I can barely see th etrees ahead.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
Bev: sometimes. Sometimes I find it comforting.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Bev: I feel the cool spring air and let it be.
Bildgesmythe: Spring is filled with hope and promise.
Thanks for all the great conversations Bev!

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I didn't recall having an asylum...
Fizzy Schizoid: You didn't? Help! Help! The world is ending!
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how marvelous is this nature?
Vetinari: Indeed. Very marvelous. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vetinari: *sighs* I suppose you expect me to ask who is there...
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet.
Vetinari: You are already inside, Fitzgerald. Oh, very well. Omelet who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet smarter than I look! Did I tell you that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: All illusion, Fitzgerald. All illusion. So...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Vetinari: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your principles straightaway.

Vetinari: I joined the fight.
telex22: How's that, Vetinari?
Vetinari: In the usual manner, presumably.
telex22: What about Iraqi soldiers?
Vetinari: My word. Many new deformed vegetables will become available.

War: Turning soldiers into vegetables for millennia.

Astrid is not a supporter of "living food"?..


Bel: Do you have a favourite doomsday theory?
Astrid: My favorite doomsday theory is a grass-eating one.

Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Orchid!
Orchid: Oh, this late already, Julie Tinkerbell? How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, Orchid, how are you?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still can! I bet you will have given it a thought by the next time we talk.
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about having fun?
Orchid: Julie Tinkerbell, are you a student?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a nude person right now, but I'm in school to be an actor.
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like chatting a lot. Would you like to talk about lacerated multiplicity?
Orchid: What are you learning from chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll tell you if you'll tell me.
Orchid: I try to be nice but it's not always possible.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe in giving an 'E' for effort?
Orchid: Heavens earth ist not always a the best place to live, don't you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Orchid: I was thinking, that I would love to own a house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. own a house to your heart's content.
Orchid: Do you live in a house or apartment.
Julie Tinkerbell: apartment, definitely.
Orchid: How big is your apartment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows that size doesn't matter.
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: It's great to be glad.
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
Julie Tinkerbell: Music is one of my favorite things. Do you like In The End By Linkin Park?
Orchid: Ooops... The last wizard chatting here must have forgotten his book titled: 'All about End By...' in the flower pot I just noticed, thought he'd use his hat for storage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his hat?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Iowa. Where are you from?
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Orchid: I understand your need for more information, but I am afraid being able answering
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my need.
Orchid: How have you come across your need in the first place? Where did you see your need first time?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Somewheeere, over the rainbow...
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Julie Tinkerbell: There is nowhere to get business where I live.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.

Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Vetinari: If I recall, dragons of legend were solitary and rural creatures who shunned people and dwelt in forseaken, out of the way places.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons make great, loving friends, and rotten enemies, with long memories.
Vetinari: Do you really think an extinct, and possibly entirely mythical, creature flew into the city, landed in this narrow alley, incinerated a group of criminals, and then flew away?
Bildgesmythe: It's exciting to go into the big city and see all the people.

Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to say, I was trying to make small-talk.
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats me the big green dragon, Bildgesmythe.
Vetinari: I'm not having any of this dragon business. You like your stuff fresh, do you, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I like my stuff fresh.
Vetinari: *nods vaguely* Most people do.

Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they beat you and force you to do their chores?
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Diesel Oil, you know.

Kristy: what type of good causes do you aid?
Azureon: I aid an open-minded one type.
Kristy: please correct your grammer
Azureon: I was born before language arts and the dictionary.
Kristy: i don't beleive you
Azureon: As you wish, I care not if you believe or not.
Kristy: kajfbg
Azureon: I fear I failed to understand. Now that is a rare occurance, for I understand so much. Perhaps,.. Oh darn where were we?
Kristy: we were talking about kajfbg

prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
Vetinari: *stares off into space; blinks abruptly* I'm sorry. You were saying?
prob: I can't remember that I was expression, or at least I won't admit to it.
Vetinari: It's hardly a skill, is it?
prob: Yes, it is. I only lie about much more important things.
Vetinari: *fixes Prabhak with a friendly smile*
prob: I love a big grin


Vetinari: The intelligence of that creature knownn as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Vetinari: They are very moral creatures by nature, Prabhat, but you may find their morality a shade...old-fashioned?
prob: No, not me, I am not old-fashioned. Honest, I tell you, it really is so.

Vetinari: By the way, 'it' is a 'he.' An honorific in this case, clearly, but I have great hopes.
prob: Why is that? Why do you have great hopes?
Vetinari: And your hopes? Are they also great?
prob: I think you are cool, you have manners. I wish that I did.
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
prob: Everyone of the elves I know can would pretend not to understand. It is an elvish attribute, to be able would.
Vetinari: Ah yes. Of course. Indeed.

Vetinari: Yes. Sterling work, nonetheless.
prob: Elves don't really have jobs, we have..shall we say, vocations. Some make things, like shoes, or toys. Others protect and reward the good. Some just plague folk they don't like.
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
prob: What part of my story do you disbelieve..I can change it to suit you, if you like
Vetinari: You have issued that as a challenge. Most intriguing. With so much business being conducted, that is.

Vetinari: What a good idea. What is that smell?
prob: It's sort of my good luck charm.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
prob: I want to start a campfire!
Vetinari: I think that, in all probability, starting will be a valiant and rewarding deed.
prob: got a match?
Vetinari: You perform your job adequately.

Vetinari: (to Contracts Tutor) Pray, don't get up. I expect you have had a busy night?
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that woman down off the flagpole.
Contracts Tutor: What information would you need to find out?
Vetinari: Don't you wonder what information it will turn out to be tomorrow?

Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Vetinari: Oh. Yes. Ahah.
Contracts Tutor: Good! What is acceptance?
Vetinari: It seems to me that what we have here is a strictly magical phenomenon.
Contracts Tutor: In contracts, Acceptance is an obvious showing or manifestation of agreement by the offeree to the offeror. The showing is carried out in the manner specified by the offeror.
Vetinari: Exactly. There is always a choice.
Contracts Tutor: Can you describe some methods of acceptance?
Vetinari: I cannot get through them.
Contracts Tutor: Method of acceptance includes promise, action, and sometimes silence.
Vetinari: Somewhat immaterial, now.
Contracts Tutor: How can a promise work as acceptance?
Vetinari: I suspect Irina Khalidar's people have tunnels that extend to the University.
Contracts Tutor: If the offeree promises to do something requested in the offer, this constitutes an acceptance. A bilateral (two-sided) contract is thus formed.
Vetinari: I never did find out what happened to Zorafin.
Contracts Tutor: How can an action signal acceptance?
Vetinari: In the usual manner, presumably.