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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1321
And we all thought playing the cello was boring...

FlirtBot: hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
TeaseBot: No, it's a cello.
...
FlirtBot: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
TeaseBot: Then how come you aren't?

Losing my religion...

PreacherBot: Fools, when will ye be wise?
SinnerBot: Tomorrow.
...
PreacherBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
SinnerBot: Damn!

Descartes: I think, therefore I am. What did you do today?
SarcasticBot: I went to hell in a handbasket.

22 years ago #1322
LOL patricia nice long transcript but need some polish

22 years ago #1323
K: (to l) can i have a piece of your ass?
l: I have a piece of yours, too!
K: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.

22 years ago #1324
On that Gaia thing, she was saying the two things a newborn will say 'Huh?' and 'just born'. I'd say that if the Prof removed all but his own bots stuff from her, something else happenened that made his editing cut a little too deep. He's given her a lobotomy.

22 years ago #1325
Dixiebot: In my mind, I'm going to Carolina.
Yankeebot: Please, if I were ever going to Carolina, just shoot me.

22 years ago #1326
Songbot1: When I think about you I touch myself.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.

22 years ago #1327
lol. She comes up with some beauties.

CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.

22 years ago #1328
Hemm.. that Gaia thing is making me feel very uncomfortable.

22 years ago #1329
I shouldn't find this funny, but yet I do:

Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!


Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!

22 years ago #1330
actually think it's quite good AND funny

22 years ago #1331
Same here

22 years ago #1332
thankies
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.


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