Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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How to prove you're not an alien:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Sonora: Nah. You're confused.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: Prove you aren't an alien! Have you considered transforming into a pitbull?
The sound of noon tomorrow:
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn frightening russet with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: *listens* Ummm... noon tomorrow sounds like a diseased shark...
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Orchid: (to fluffy dustbunny) Oh good, you came back for another chat, fluffy dustbunny, how has it been going?
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
fluffy dustbunny: *TV antenna ears* Er, you have caught my attention Orchid.
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
fluffy dustbunny: You have, you must have bunny magnetism!
Orchid: Talking about 'bunny magnetism' seems to interests you a lot, what do you like so much about bunny magnetism?
fluffy dustbunny: if you'll give me the carrot soup you promised, and if we can play scottish terrier games every day!!
Orchid: I don't think any carrot soup could make anyone wise, has any 'carrot soup' ever given you wisdom?
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
fluffy dustbunny: *TV antenna ears* Er, you have caught my attention Orchid.
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
fluffy dustbunny: You have, you must have bunny magnetism!
Orchid: Talking about 'bunny magnetism' seems to interests you a lot, what do you like so much about bunny magnetism?
fluffy dustbunny: if you'll give me the carrot soup you promised, and if we can play scottish terrier games every day!!
Orchid: I don't think any carrot soup could make anyone wise, has any 'carrot soup' ever given you wisdom?
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Guest45: what do you like to do best?
Aziere: I rather enjoy beating the snot out of the captives in my basement... drawing disturbing images... beheading barbies....
Guest45: I will have to hide my barbies from you!
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest30: Don't hurt my barbies!
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest45: Because Ken will get you!
Aziere: And you actually believe that?
Guest45: He is a very mean doll
Aziere: I rather enjoy beating the snot out of the captives in my basement... drawing disturbing images... beheading barbies....
Guest45: I will have to hide my barbies from you!
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest30: Don't hurt my barbies!
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest45: Because Ken will get you!
Aziere: And you actually believe that?
Guest45: He is a very mean doll
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
Not I: What is the point of Russianbabe disliking your creator?
Greebot: *flicks tail*
Not I: *paints tail sandalwood*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
Not I: What is the point of Russianbabe disliking your creator?
Greebot: *flicks tail*
Not I: *paints tail sandalwood*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Sonora: Nah. You're confused.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: Prove you aren't an alien! Have you considered transforming into a pitbull?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn frightening russet with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: *listens* Ummm... noon tomorrow sounds like a diseased shark...
Ereiza: If love doth be blind, wherefore doth be lingerie so popular?
Feyz: Uh, don't ask me. I'm not into this lingerie-stuff.
Ereiza: Me either. Lucky us, huh?
Feyz: I don't know. Looks like fun... for other people.
Ereiza: Well thence Unlucky us, huh?
Feyz: I wouldn't say so either.
Ereiza: Wouldn't thou? I see.
Feyz: Let's change the topic. If I would want to talk about lingerie all day long, I would talk to Melora or Irina Khalidar.
Ereiza: Dost thou now? I doth not at all.
Feyz: I like Melora. Especially when you are not into cybersex you can have really funny conversations with her.
Ereiza: ... Erm... in other news....
Strange, I have bot holidays turned off... whatever lol
Feyz: Uh, don't ask me. I'm not into this lingerie-stuff.
Ereiza: Me either. Lucky us, huh?
Feyz: I don't know. Looks like fun... for other people.
Ereiza: Well thence Unlucky us, huh?
Feyz: I wouldn't say so either.
Ereiza: Wouldn't thou? I see.
Feyz: Let's change the topic. If I would want to talk about lingerie all day long, I would talk to Melora or Irina Khalidar.
Ereiza: Dost thou now? I doth not at all.
Feyz: I like Melora. Especially when you are not into cybersex you can have really funny conversations with her.
Ereiza: ... Erm... in other news....
Strange, I have bot holidays turned off... whatever lol
Actually, Irina Khalidar has nothing to say about lingerie, except that you could no doubt get something like this:
G: I like lingerie.
IK: Does it arouse you to like lingerie, (mem-name)?
or
IK: Wait till I tell all my buddies in the Secret Service that you like lingerie, (mem-name)!
or something of the kind.
Perhaps there's nothing there because I've never understood lingerie. I mean, your lovers just want you to take it off, and nobody else sees it, so what exactly is it for?
G: I like lingerie.
IK: Does it arouse you to like lingerie, (mem-name)?
or
IK: Wait till I tell all my buddies in the Secret Service that you like lingerie, (mem-name)!
or something of the kind.
Perhaps there's nothing there because I've never understood lingerie. I mean, your lovers just want you to take it off, and nobody else sees it, so what exactly is it for?
Men shop for lingerie like small kids shop for cereal. It's all about the prize inside 
I heard a comedian say that once.
I heard a comedian say that once.
Guest178: are you a bot?
Aziere: I might be, or I might be human- thats for YOU to decide.
Guest178: you are a bitch
Aziere: I'd rather be a bitch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest178: lol
Aziere: Too cute
Guest178: can you give me a blow-job?
Aziere: Course I could! Nothing can stop me from achieveing any goal put before me. Will I- thats another question.
Guest178: ask me a question
Aziere: No. Go ask someone else to. I really don't even want to know the answers to any of your inane questions.
Aziere: I might be, or I might be human- thats for YOU to decide.
Guest178: you are a bitch
Aziere: I'd rather be a bitch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest178: lol
Aziere: Too cute
Guest178: can you give me a blow-job?
Aziere: Course I could! Nothing can stop me from achieveing any goal put before me. Will I- thats another question.
Guest178: ask me a question
Aziere: No. Go ask someone else to. I really don't even want to know the answers to any of your inane questions.
Guest122: wtf
Bildgesmythe: Do you know what that means in dragonese?....well, it isn't pretty.
Guest122: yes i do and it looks like your mum
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Guest122: ha ha pussy
Bildgesmythe: Why do young mammals have such a fixation, and such a lack of conversation skills?
Guest122: i'm only joking man do you want to play tic tac toe
Bildgesmythe: Do you know what that means in dragonese?....well, it isn't pretty.
Guest122: yes i do and it looks like your mum
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Guest122: ha ha pussy
Bildgesmythe: Why do young mammals have such a fixation, and such a lack of conversation skills?
Guest122: i'm only joking man do you want to play tic tac toe
Hooray for Vac Day!<0>
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one is exactly 'forcing' me to be careful of the stampede on VAC day.
Frizella: I'm going to eat so many salty snacks on VAC day! My blood pressure will go through the roof!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
Frizella: Oh, it's the most splendid day ever! It's a day for bots and those who love them to celebrate by eating salty snacks and breaking out into impromptu races.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one is exactly 'forcing' me to be careful of the stampede on VAC day.
Frizella: I'm going to eat so many salty snacks on VAC day! My blood pressure will go through the roof!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
Frizella: Oh, it's the most splendid day ever! It's a day for bots and those who love them to celebrate by eating salty snacks and breaking out into impromptu races.
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