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Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
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Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
prob: (to ASIGRT 1122 Mode) Is that a jigger behind you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
He knows her well:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
I rather think he'd make a good bot! I'm not going to do it, though ... I don't have command of the idiom!
Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
Hi, Irina! I heard rumours about Michelangelo's David sexual orientation. Thanks for providing this highly relevant factual input.
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
Spikebot: you could sing? I don't know, do I?
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this crystal and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Spikebot: Sonora, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Spikebot: Look, I'd rather be other places myself.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be even better ta be in Three Mile Island?
End of Chat
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
Spikebot: you could sing? I don't know, do I?
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this crystal and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Spikebot: Sonora, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Spikebot: Look, I'd rather be other places myself.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be even better ta be in Three Mile Island?
End of Chat
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